Greased_Lightning

Yeah I got 8 temp bans last night... i was so bored playing the zones that I needed a diversion. -*BAD WORD*- Trench Wars no skilled babies

I'd eat the ball and gain maximum energy forever

NEED BEER!!!!! Thy insolence shalt be revenged upon

For you doubters ... just look... Santa wears a RED suit... coincidence? I think not

Ha! Fool! That wasnt your soul, that was Rosie O'Donnells! Now you are an ugly lesbian trapped in a man's body!! Can anyone say, ABC Sitcom?

*runs rampant across the forum, then enters the forum for anorexics and bullemics and sits down and eats a chicken alive.... then sees there are some hotties, grabs some beers and has a reaaaaallllllllllllly fun time (PG Rating ends here) *

Rowr? Man you two take the fun out of rioting... I have the solution... ban em' both! That's what I would've done... hence me not staff anymore

I figured since we were the three musketeers on this bloody forum we deserved out own posting! ANARCHY!

(overturns a car and lights it on fire, throws rocks through windows) RAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exactly... and if you want one, why dont you just make up 5 emails and 5 ebay accounts yourself?

Yes, and when everyone's word is worth everyone else's, your individual word is worth crap

never see tailon anymore... he used to be a halfway decent player... aw who am I kidding, he sucked

No same characters or what?

Tern watches as the Teh Uber finally arrives to reinforce the station. Well, better late than never I suppose...how convenient for them. Tern maneuvers his ship out of the Teh Ubers flight path and begins taking samples of the deactivated nanobots for further investigation. These nanobots are of an identical design to the ones found in Farson's laboratory... It is time to find out just where this Dr. Farson is, and who he is working with. Tern opens his communications system to check the situation on the station when suddenly all comm channels receive from the Uber, "All Glory to the Gehenna! Annihilation to the humans!" and weasels come out from under the Teh Uber's cloak. "-*BAD WORD*-!" Tern raises shields and prepares to take action against the renewed threat.

Tern pilots his ship in close to where Maur's coordinates are and activates tractor beam on the reactor. He pulls away from the battle while interfacing with the reactor. 30 seconds later, the reactor is finally up and running and still in the tractor beam. Tern plots a course directly for the Marathon at maximum thrust. Firing heavy turrets at incoming weasels, they are no match for the powerful (and illegal) weaponry aboard this ship. Shields take several glancing hits but shields hold strong as the ship approaches Marathon. At 3000 meters, Tern pilots the ship in an upward arc and cuts the tractor beam sending the reactor hurdling towards Marathon. Tern broadcasts over the comm system for all ships to get away immediately and goes full throttle. The reactor continues towards the Marathon, 3000 meters, 2500, 2000, 1500, 1000, 500.... until finally it strikes against the hull of the ship and detonates, engulfing the Marathon in the explosion. Her shields are no match for the awesome force so close to her and they fail instantly. The shock wave travels through the hull in milliseconds, causing all electrical components to explode and shaking apart weakened hull sections. Finally, a full 1/100th of a second after the initial explosion, the actual explosion meets the hull and shrapnel tears through it like wet tissue paper. The weasels and support vessels in close support of the Marathon are wiped out as well and all that remains are jagged pieces of wreckage covered with deactivated nanorobots. But the fight isnt over... There are still the nanobots on the station itself and still ships that were not destroyed by the blast, station's defenses can easily handle the remaining threat. Sensors damaged by the battle do not detect that Teh Uber approaching.

Tern opens his eyes finding himself sitting down on the deck of a ship he recognizes as the one Vreel tried selling him. He goes to the teleporter controls and sends himself back down to the station. He appears down in a deserted corridor damaged by heavy disruptor fire. He heads towards the docking bay to see if there are still any available ships then decides he should arm himself, stops at a weapons locker and gets himself a new disruptor. On the way to the docking bay he passes the bar decides to see who is still alive down here. Upon entering he finds that it has been converted to a command center. He sees Manus working at the station defenses and nods at him before leaving. Hmm... looks like a warzone down here... fitting. He finally reaches the docking yard and finds only a few ships left that are worthy of the name. He find's Vreel's personal ship, a javelin-class attack fighter with a few modifications that he knows well as he provided much of the hardware. As he gets in, Vreel runs over. "Thief! Get down you -*BAD WORD*-" Tern turns and glares at Vreel, who backs down immediately. Tern activates systems, takes off and streaks towards the battle scene. As he passes, he sees his old ship slowly drifting away...Apparently someone hit it. -*BAD WORD*- Sunday drivers.

Tern works furiously to repair his ship's drive system as the Marathon is occupied with itself. He finally gets engines up to about 25% thrust and slowly moves away. Suddenly, a weasel comes from around the Marathon streaking on an attack path with his ship. With shields at low power, he cannot hope to win a battle and cannot move fast enough to maneuver. Tern turns his ship to face the weasel and fires full turrets directly into the approaching weasel. The weasel closes in taking the full force of the turrets finally exploding a short distance away. Momentum unfortunately carries infected wreckage over Tern's ship and the nanobots begin infecting his ship. With Marathon and the surrounding ships engaging antiwarp, he is unable to use portals to rid himself of the nanobots. He sits the silence of space and listens to the nanobots converting his ship. While he still has computer controls, he erases all memory from it. I can detonate an EMP bomb inside the tube and pray that it stops these things, but it will leave me drifting without life support. -*BAD WORD*- with it...If I go down I'm going down my way... Tern closes the bomb tubes and manually fires two EMP bombs. The bombs stirke the inside of the ship and short out all electrical systems aboard. Luckily, it also seems to have stopped the nanobots as well, but has left life support offline. With nothing more he can do, Tern simply awaits the inevitable.

Pfft lord, that kinda -*BAD WORD*- takes place in the south every day... man and wife have son.... son screws mother....mother has daughter... son marries daughter/sister and has kid with 1 eye, 3 legs, and 14 fingers

Boing - I = BONG

But, if we all lived under the sea... what would we drink???? Ooh...the little mermaid lives underwater

Tern's ship finally arrives at the scene of the battle again and sees the wreckage of dozens of ships around the area. The station has severl obvious hull breaches where weasels crashed through. Careful to avoid hitting any wreckage he continues to close in on the main battle area. With cloak, weapons, and comm finally back online, he can actually do some good here now. The number of weasels remaining on the attack has been drastically reduced but at a high price of ships. The Marathon still seems relatively undamaged and is emitting a large amount of energy. Scans are inconclusive as to the source of the energy but it can't be good. Station shields have been severely weakened by the onslaught. The situation onboard the station against the Gehenna is also dire. Even with the knowledge of how to disable the nanobots, implementing this has proved to be exceedingly difficult. Suddenly Tern has an idea. He pilots his ship into the landing bay of the station and makes contact with the platform. He activates the portalling system on board and portals out to a point just off the Marathon. The ultrasonic vibrations move through much of the stations hull, deactivating a great many, but by no means all, the nanorobots aboard. As he appears near the Marathon, he can only hope that the vibrations would be able to travel across the vacuum to affect systems on the Marathon. Before he can see if the plan has any effect, systems onboard already strained by action short out and leave his ship decloaked right off the port side of Marathon. "-*BAD WORD*-"

At 7 minutes out, Tern's ship regains cloaking ability although many systems are still corrupted from the nanobot infection. At 4 minutes out, weapon systems are to 85% of normal. As he nears 17th Station and reduces speed, communications are still down. It would appear that is one of the first systems targeted by the vermin. Tern curses as he sees that the station is taking a beating and that he may not be in time to assist. He can barely see a squadron of weasel fighters attacking what seems to be nothing until a shot hits it and reveals its shape for an instant. "Vreel's fighter ship... Who could be piloting it? Vreel is too much of a coward to fight." Tern considers his options...he could re-engage the enemy fleet or continue to try and communicate with the station...then remembers that he still has short range contact with Manus over the info pad. He reaches back and grabs it, thankful that it was not affected by the nanobots and transmits an urgent message to Manus. Manus... tactical information: Ultrasonic vibrations extremely effective against enemy systems. Portaling deactivated the infecting nanobots. Current position: 10,000 km from 17th Station preparing to assist. Luck to us all. END

I will post the obvious... BOOBIES!!!!!!!!! That's B-O-O-B-I-E-S !!!!!! SEE?! TWO 'B's!!!!!!!!!!!!

The room shakes as the attack begins...Tern consults the comm terminal when the alert Klaxons sound and the PA announces: "ALERT ALERT! The Marathon is attacking! All pilots to ships! Repeat! All Pilots to ships!" This must be Farson's work ... I can't do anything dead... Tern exits the room and runs towards the landing bay holding his ship which is luckily undamaged. En route, he sees a crewman down the corridor covered in tiny nanobots. Quickly deciding that discretion is the better part of valor, he turns towards the landing bay. He inputs the security codes, enters, immediately engages cloaking device and exits the station. Upon takeoff, he sees the Marathon and many other ships fiercely attacking the station. He prepares to engage rockets to leave the area until a stray shot from a storm turret strikes his ship and disables the cloak. Almost immediately, 3 weasel attackers are on his tail. He turns quickly and engages max. thrusters but the weasels easily keep pace. Using reserve power, he engages the cloak for a moment and comes to a full stop, allowing the weasels to overshoot him. As they streak overhead, he disengages cloak and brings his rapid-fire turrets to bear on the rear of the three weasel fighters. Although the weasels have the advantage in speed and maneuverability, they are no match for experience as two of the weasels are completely destroyed and the other severely damaged but still dangerous. Figuring the weasel is too weak to pose a serious threat, Tern closes in to deliver the death blow. Unfortunately, the weasel pilot isnt a pilot but are in fact the bionanobots. The weasel turns and comes in on a collision course. Without conscious thought, Tern fires cannons and destroys the weasel just 200 meters away. That was close... I wonder how--- Suddenly the ship comes to a complete stop... computer control has gone haywire... power levels drop and life-support is failing. As Tern's ship flew through the weasel wreckage, surviving bionanobots attached to the ship and took over. Soon, they began to move into the -*BAD WORD*-pit and onto Tern. "-*BAD WORD*- cursed things!! AHH!" goes over the communications relay to the station. Before the bionanorobots can take over his ship and use it for their own purposes, Tern reaches forward and engages the galactic portal. A bright flash fills the surrounding area as the ship enters the portal. Traveling through the portal causes ultrasonic vibrations all through the ship, which deactivate the bionanobots. Tern's ship exits the portal over 2 million kilometers distant. It takes a moment for Tern to realize what has happened and the signifigance of this discovery. Tern activates his communication relay to share this information with 17th station so that they may defeat this enemy...Unfortunately, the communications system was damaged in the battle against the weasels and is now offline. "-*BAD WORD*-!!" Tern sets course for 17th Station at maximum speed while he attempts to repair the comm system... ETA to 17th: 13 minutes

*takes temps eyes, puts some seeds in and adds water* there... in just a few weeks we'll have some nice radishes! ... and you know what goes good with radishes? I'll give you a hint... starts with a B...... start stupid remarks... NOW!