Greased_Lightning

you mean canada actually has laws? crazy canuckians... hmmm... canuckians, kentuckians, kentbrockman....

dont eat me and I'll grant you three wishes, pern thinks and finally wishes...

a long, smooth, cylindrical............ paperweight, which covers...

which causes the cat to become morbidly obese and die, leaving pern with only...

...a roll of quarters and he thought to himself...

i love carrots, is that okay?

is chocolate covered fruit considered in the fruit group or the chocolate group?

...tempest walked up and said 'hey sailor, come here often?' .... X leers at She-Temp lustily until...

...bi-focals! with that finally answered, X took the H to Q (James bond's Q) who made it into a super jav with all sorts of pimping gadgets, but before X could take the suped up jav to find some hookers...

...stole the hot chick from kent's forum avatar and took her back to their place...but they decided to be nice and replaced the hot juggly chick with a new girly... Rosie O'Donnell, who started ....

Tempest walks in and starts delivering beers to Samapico and Greased like a good little beer -*BAD WORD*-... Greased_Lightning> Temp! Beer! Now! Samapico> make that 2! Tempest=> yes sirs... but before tempest can get to the cooler...

lol we take act here... had a composite 34 dont remember individual things... been over 2 years gimme a break

wow thats alot like what desert storm used to have in bases

i didnt really care about what Xter had on there but pacman's right... millions died so the regime that represented would be destroyed. If Xter believes in that kind of stuff theres nothing we can say or do to change that but please take into consideration other pplz views on the subject and that many have family who sacrificed all those years ago... no one wants a repeat of that. pacman, :onethumb: ...lest we forget

Kinda hard to attach to a weasel or when theres an antiwarp in the very small center area And yeah i like the access around the perimeter

You obviously don't get what we mean when we say dead ends. Areas in the map that don't go to the goalroom... as in they do not LEAD TO IT and ones that people are not going to use BECAUSE of that are DEAD ENDS. And you still don't get it that some people don't give a -*BAD WORD*- about balling and don't care if YOU think that reccing is just to aid balling, some DON'T CARE ABOUT THE BALL. Center, if you did make it bigger, it wasn't noticeable and needs to be enlarged again drastically. Everyone knows how I feel about the map so I won't bother going over it again, but LISTEN to what EVERYONE is saying about dead ends instead of saying, "Wow you are a bunch of re-*BAD WORD*-s, this is a great map no matter what you say." Change the F'kin map to eliminate the dead ends (Yes, they are there!). I AM getting mad about this because you seem to either not understand (no fault to you then) or you just don't care what players are saying. If it is the latter, then that's too bad. If it is the former, then here is my definition of a dead end: A path taken that goes no further from one point. In 17th, my definition is a path that goes somewhere and then stops without reaching any real destination. I tried playing this map for awhile (and yes I was balling too) and got so tired of how long it takes to get to bases without the front accesses that I didn't bother balling anymore. And this is when there WERE people balling. Anyways, I am getting exasperated with this map and with this topic because it doesn't seem to be doing any good. I'll be back in a few weeks probably on a friday evening so I guess I'll see then if any changes were made. In summation, take the word of the people who have posted that those are dead ends and change them. Make further changes to the center size and then see how that works. People want this map to work, but it has to work for them to want it. (Oooh that was smooth)

Hey do me a favor and strip her naked and make her lay flat on my grave in case I have rigor mortis

In response to the balling question... because some people DO like reccing and just killing, we should listen to THEM as well and not just focus on those who ONLY ball... if you don't, you're gonna lose a lot of veteran players. You summed it up well that it is a fun map if everyone balls, well guess what? Not everyone balls...Get over it. Some people dont need a main obejctive to have fun. The simple fact that they killed someone makes them feel all warm and tingly. That is fun, too. People who don't give a rats -*BAD WORD*- about points arent going to ball if they have to spend more time taking a ball a long ways to a goal rather than get a quick kill. Not all people who enjoy killing like the events (i.e. me) and pub is a fun place to get in some killing for rec and get in on some of the nice banter between players. Take the criticism not as a personal shot at you Kill, but as something to actually listen to and implement before next friday. I came in on friday, saw the same map and no changes and immediately went to spec. It just wasn't any fun the last time, except when Vile had the millions of points but that's an anomoly. Make some changes to the map and then see what kind of feedback you get. One last thing, they are dead ends. Fix em' or lose em' please.

For everyone who feels that emptiness inside them that says, back to school, this is it. Tomorrow, I return to educate myself at a high price... my soul, my freedom, playing 17th, and alot of tuition... it's been a -*BAD WORD*- of a 3 months back here ... I'll be back some weekends to play, and probably drop by the forums from campus computers... and maybe, just maybe, if we all hope just a little bit... i may get a computer in my apartment, so i can once again return to kill and be killed.... *sniff* Now is the time where I say goodbye... if I leave out names, don't worry... I know too many to list and you're all cool.... except for some that I hate... j/k I don't hate ne1... Goodbyes to all the staffers, I used to be one of you but... yeah... goodbye to all the newbies, I shall miss the chance of ez kills... goodbye to the good players... -*BAD WORD*- you all for beating me... to SMG... yeah, ya'll rock. To the forumers... many a pointless topic has been destroyed by us... kent, your bricking, Samapico the beers and the domination, Tempest my spider rival, Vile that crazy democrat, sputnik yeah you too, Kyla the speedballingest gal ever, Delic you crazy troublemaker with your honesty, Bran you -*BAD WORD*-y sblball player, Criz you awesome goalie, Cokey you other hosting person, Maynard complaining in sblball, explody never see you much anymore, venomous you crazy cat, manus the bartender, tailon see you less and less on here, and all you other people i 'forgot' to mention... you all rock in your own special ways... And now, the end is near...and so I face, the final curtain. --> this is it My friends, I'll say it clear, I'll state my case, of which I'm certain. --> here we go I've lived a life that's full...I've traveled each and every highway... --> still can't figure out that one map And more, much more than this, I did it my way... --> so i'll just -*BAD WORD*- about it in forums Regrets, I've had a few...But then again, too few to mention. --> like challenging Sama spider vs. weasel I did, what I had to do, and saw it through without exemption. --> I cheated I planned each charted course, each careful step...on the byway. --> portalling More, much more than this, I did it my way.... --> cheated again Yes there were times...I'm sure you knew... --> Kyla will back me up on this.. When I bit off, more than I could chew... --> speedball me vs 5 ppl But through it all, when there was doubt, I ate it up! And spit it out!!!! --> and I won! I faced it all, and I stood tall...and did it myyyyyyyyyyyyyyy way!!!!. --> yes, I rocked it up I've loved, I've laughed and cried...I've had my fill, my share of losing... --> so many lost ball games And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing... --> yeah that was funny To think, I did all that...and may I say, not in a shy way... --> so many points wasted Oh no, oh no not me...I did it my way... --> an hour of buying bounce and super...fun For what is a man??? What has he Got?! --> I am, I got testicles! If not himself, then he has not!! --> masturbating? To say the things, he truly feels... --> that's a gay person And not the words of one who kneels. --> gay person or -*BAD WORD*- The record shows, I took the blows... --> hehehe dirty And did it.. MYYYYY WAYYYYYY!!!! --> I was thinking SS the whole time Yes........it was..... myyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy..... --> Tired now...empty inside So long for now... Greased_Lightning

h-h-hey guys... im hurt... bad... help...meeeeeeeeeeeee..........

Shania Twain sucks she isnt country... and on that topic... Shania Twain can suck my balls... literally... please?

GAHH!H!H!HHH!H!H!HH!H!H!H!H!H!H!H!HH!H!H!H i dont know what that means, but lets just say it will ... in time...

I just wanted to see who is the most popular player in 17th.... before I die... of spontaneous combustion.... in 9 hours and 38 minutes

Wow this topic is still up? Im amazed.... RIOT!! REVOLT!!! SPAM THE CHATS!!! SPAM THE HELP AND HOST COMMANDS!! ANARCHY!!! CHAOS!!! RESIST THE TYRANNICAL RULE OF 17TH STAFF!!! DIE!!! POWER TO THE PLAYERS!!! DEMOCRACY OR DEATH!!!!! (The views reflected in this post are not necessarily the views of staff, management, or licensee of Greased_Lightning, or his sponsors)

Any country music?