Greased_Lightning

SMG rulz

Turtles kick rangers -*BAD WORD*-... Power rangers was just another stupid Japanese idea that just doesnt work in the US because our TV stations would get sued for causing seizures (Dumb Japanese cartoon ideas include Pokemon, ... umm... and basically all the newer cartoons these days.... BRING BACK BUGS BUNNY AND THE GANG) ... and the turtles had the kick!@#$%^&* theme song... Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Turtles in a half-s-*BAD WORD*-...Turtle Power! They're the world's most fearsome fighting team! They're heroes in the half-s-*BAD WORD*- and they're green! When the evil Shredder attacks, These turtle boys don't cut him no slack! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Turtles in a half-s-*BAD WORD*-... Turtle Power! and Vile, I KNOW that you got this idea from my occasional spec cheers, "Go Go Power Rangers!" in rumble -*BAD WORD*- Krang, Go back to Dimension X in your Technodrome!! And take your gay foot soldiers with you!

umm... im just a moron through and through with no other way of explaining it, but was that sarcasm or seriousness? The reason I ask is... yeah how do we know? We're all ignorant sonsa-*BAD WORD*-es so, have pity on us DKR and dumb it down for us... and on those bigger words, could you use the Phoenetic spelling? Thanks so much! ... ... ... ... [/sARCASM]

[OOC - If this doesn't work tell me and I'll scrap it] A ship decloaks off landing pad 23 and docks with the station. The ship's design resembles a spider with some minor alterations including additional thrusters and upgraded torpedo tubes. Equipped with the standard cloaking device and intergalactic portal system it is designed for covert operations. Unfortunately, due to its size it can carry very little cargo and will not survive a stand up fight with another relatively undamaged ship. As the airlock hisses closed, a long human climbs from the -*BAD WORD*-pit to the deck of the landing bay. Cmdr. Jake Rease, agent of the Terran Defense Initiative (TDI), working under the cover of a Terran smuggler has been ordered to investigate a potential threat to the stability of the region. He is not equipped with a neural implant for security reasons (i.e. retrieval of information by individuals without need-to-know). TDI is an ultra-secret military intelligence/operations organization charged with maintaining the status quo of the area lest large scale war develope. TDI agents are authorized to use any and all means necessary to complete their missions, using legal and extralegal channels. Violations of the Terran League Cons!@#$%^&*ution and Intergalactic Rights Treaty by agents are quietly ignored. TDI has received information that unauthorized bionanobot technology may have fallen into the hands of a group with an ultimate goal of destabilizing the precarious balance of power. Cmdr. Rease is ordered to investigate the information and if possible, eliminate the threat and those who pose it. Cmdr. Rease is !@#$%^&*uming the iden!@#$%^&*y of Tern Magnil, smuggler of illegal weapons systems to 'private entrepreneurs' who seek to raid shipping lines of any faction they can find. With a reputation of exacting severe and painful retribution on those who betray him, 'Tern' finds that most of his clients are happy with the prices he quotes. 'Tern' has conducted several 'business transactions' in the station pub. He enters the pub and surveys the clientele for any known informants. He spies the bar's owner and his wife, walks to the bar and orders a Terran ale. A Telorian enters and takes seat near the back of the room. 'Tern' walks over and takes a seat next to him. "Vreel. It has been many weeks since I have had the pleasure of your business. I hope that you have not found my services lacking and hired a new !@#$%^&*ociate" Vreel, who now begins to fidget, takes a drink and looks to his '!@#$%^&*ociate'. "Tern, you of all peoples should know that I would never even consider dissolving our profitable ... ah... friendship." "I am please to hear this, as I have just come into possession of several ... interesting wares. For you, an old friend, I would make a good deal on a pair of Storm Turrets." "(barely audible) 285,000 credits. For both." "Vreel...you must believe me to be insane. 425,000 credits each." "I cannot afford this... 375,000 credits each and not a speck more!" "Very well my old friend, but for this ... discount ... I will require some information on some unsettling stories I have heard lately. Concerning Bionanrobotic." Vreel raises his eyebrow but says nothing. Vreel and 'Tern' leave to cargo bay 2 to investigate the wares and disclose information.

Should've posted something like this... ...It was a normal day in 17th...well, as normal as 17th ever is, when... Happy Holiday! %12!! %12!! %12!! %12!! %12!! %5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as almost all the pub looks on... %19....%20.....%21....%22 notice i said almost all... %24 !! Shhhh! Baby, it's better when you're quiet... :watches with rapt attention: :frusciante:

Hmmm.... you may be right Sama... *puts paper bag over Vile's face* There...all better!

***a bright light fills the room and a loud sizzle and Greased_Lightning appears dressed in a tinfoil-like substance*** I'm from the future, sent back to tell you that we can go through time...and this clothing isnt futuristic style, im just dirt poor and can only afford tinfoil to wear..... and Greased of this time.... 23 18 08 27 22 03 and don't bother asking about the Cubs...they still suck

Must... keep...this..... topic.....going!........ if we ever go back in time, wouldn't it be cool if we went back and talked on this and told ourselves that we would be going back in time in the future?

thanks for the real answer

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thank you for your posts, but you never really addressed what i meant..... what i meant was... when a ship blew up....shrap would spread, like a bomb's, that could damage an enemy ship if it were to fly through it..... i dotn care about the graphics of wreckage... i meant shrapnel from the exploding ship that could do damage

shut it sama.... you dont get tempest beer -*BAD WORD*- anymore! DISCUSS THAT!

Anduril...you basically said exactly what I did...except alot better Those explosions are cool... keep the cool graphics a'comin'!

just a topic for things you think would be cool in 17th... and no Sama, you can't have unlimited bouncy shrap, shields, and super first thing: Ship explosion shrap...I think it'd be a cool addition if when a ship blew up it gave off shrap like it would in reality. second thing: damage from hitting walls to hard ... yeah that'd be cool DISCUSS!

LOL Samapico! I just saw that finally... i printed it out and hung it at work!

I agree with what Jumbone says about the flags and ball time .... also about the maze bases... I like the tunnel thing around the perimeter of the map and the multiple entrances to the goalroom but all the dead ends in the base are worthless. There is no point to go into the base through the front unless you are in a weasel. Whoever did this map apparently belived that more is better but thats not true. There is WAY too much extraneous -*BAD WORD*- on the map. Those areas filled with X's in the corners are useless crap. Center is way too constricted. There isn't enough room. Someone suggested in pub that we should get 100 ppl in there and then play it. That is a stupid idea. If you get 100 people in that map, all you'll have is a massive center gang kill area that resembles Extreme Games without the safety. Speaking of safeties, these ones are terrible... They are too remote, too small, and to get to them I had to p!@#$%^&* through that -*BAD WORD*- tube filled with spiders and sharks...its -*BAD WORD*-. If the old map was kept with the same base structure, while keeping the perimeter tunnels...eliminate that corner -*BAD WORD*- with the X's and reinstate the old center area with the same proportion as it used to be. I dont miss north...but we do need a better (or more than one) safe area that is more accessible like it used to be. Having forward entrances to the base without access to goal room except by weasel tubes is pointless...why even make it possible for large ships to enter the base??? Anyways, I doubt any of this will be considered if this map is kept. All i can say is that if THIS is the map that 17th uses from now on... then I probably wont play pub anymore and only come around for events like speedball and sblball.... so... DONT USE THIS MAP AS IS PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you had invented the internet back in time, terrorism would be something like this... DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA shut up lamer make my -*BAD WORD*-! *kills the infidel* Ha Ha Ha!! Take that you Zionist pig! riiiiiight.... get a life DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA! ***AlanQaeda was kicked for Spamming*** lol ***AlanQaeda has joined the conversation*** ZIONIST -*BAD WORD*-!! Stop spamming AlanQaeda wanna cyber? lol! ... I'm gonna jihad all over your face! You know you like it bad inifidel -*BAD WORD*-! ***GeorgeWB has joined the conversation*** !send firebomb=AlanQaeda ***AlanQaeda has left the conversation***

there's an arcade? WHAT ELSE HAVEN'T YOU TOLD ME?! (P.S. how much trouble would i get in if I accused someone of having an STD on the forum without any evidence? just curious )

Explody, what i mean is that if in the future time travel was possible, some 'good samaritan' (AKA nutcase) would think he'd be doing humanity a favor by, say, stopping WWII.... and becuz that hasnt happened tells me that time travel isnt possible... now if people could go back and just TALK to people, who the -*BAD WORD*- made these 'rules' ? if it was God, then its not time travel its... uh... magic? whoever 'protects' time travel must be some supernatural thing... Tempest, WHERE THE -*BAD WORD*- IS MY BEER!!!!

which just goes to show you, alcohol is the cornerstone of our society

*3 hours and many beers later* (slurring) man sama... you are awesome! n-n-n-n-no d-d-d-don't shake your head... (enunciating) you!....are!.....awesome!! (spills beer on pants) aw man... -*BAD WORD*-... (eyes the ladies) ok, one of you ho's come and suck this up! yeah...... yeah....... who cares about time when we got.... got.... um... beer! gimme another beer! Whoo!!! what? we're out of beer?! GET SOME MORE!!!! (throws empties at Tempest) get us some beer, -*BAD WORD*-! now!!

Oh God that episode always cracks me up at that point! "oh no!" "oh no!" "oh no!" "OH YEAH!" and then the look on its face as it backs up is HILARIOUS

Its not possible to travel in time for one simple reason: we are still here. Think about it... if we could time travel sometime in the future, some crazy nut would have gone back and screwed us all over, killing us all, which would prevent timefrom being changed, but then it would change, butthen it wouldnt, but then it would, and then all our brains explode from the paradox.... so lets all go get drunk

f*ckin bots killed my father, and I will not rest until every bot and their creators have been wiped from the face of the earth!

its hard to pick best lanc from all the talent here....samapico rulz and is a team player, dkr rocked the -*BAD WORD*- up, manus killed many, wabbit kicks, azeroth great... i mean its tough to say who's best without a big duel thing to find out.... so.... DUEL TO THE DEATH!!! and on other ships, Best Spider is Tempest, best weasel is epox.... other ships there are too many to pick from... but watch out you lancies.... cuz when im on the scene, watch out... cuz i could be javving your world up... orrrrrrrrrrrrr portalling RIGHTBEHINDYOUNOWBOOMYOU'REDEAD!!! that was me in a spider... yeah.... you're dead