Greased_Lightning

-*BAD WORD*- all the fun things happen when im not watching... Yeah I used to be staff but then i was... well you get thepicture ... all i can say is, PLAYER REVOLT!!! EVERYONE M!@#$%^&* SPAM THE HELPS AND HOSTS!! ANARCHY SHALL SET IN AND THE STAFF WILL BEND TO OUR WILL!! POWER TO THE PLAYER!! DEMOCRACY IN 17TH!!! END THE TYRANNY!!! REVOLT!! RIOT!!! CHAOS!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (Runs and throws a molotov -*BAD WORD*-tail into staff chat) (The views reflected in this post may not necessarily be the views of staff, management, or licensee or Greased_Lightning, or sponsors. If you wish to contact this person, please leave a message. *BEEP*)

An object that accelerates towards the speed of light will theoretically become of infinite m!@#$%^&* at the point it reaches light speed the key is accelerating.

Happy B-Day BeWaRe ! (snaps fingers and Temp brings in many drinks for the peoples) Time to party! (disco music comes in and a dancing ball descends from the ceiling)

Yeah relativity also states that an object that reaches the speed of light will occupy all points of the universe simultaneously. And we are traveling in the future now... oooh... think about it... or dont... just drink... NOW

Take number 1, No 2!! TAKE THE MONEY!!! oh wait, this isnt lets make a deal, this is forum... Hey... Beer... Man... GIVE !

I wanted to vote for Greased_Lightning is stupid but I was thirsty... I want to know WHO voted that this was stupid?! Ye whoeth did so shalt suffer greatly at thine hands of vengeance.... A.K.A. I'm gonna flip you off!! Beer?

Actually it isnt Manus cuz it was on a radio news program 'Paul Harvey News and Comments' oh and get yourself some Tempur-Pedic beds, cuz Paul Harvey said so

I've never played a Final Fantasy game... (insert gasps here i suppose) sitting in front of a screen playing a game doesnt sound like much fun ... er... uh... ooh... hehehe Buy a gun, its cheaper in the long run than spending $50 on a game for pity's sakes. and blowing up birds with a 12 gauge is alot more fun for only $1.50 for ammo than killing whatever the -*BAD WORD*- you kill in fantasy... yes... i kill birds... sue me you -*BAD WORD*- hippies

[OOC - Ailiius getting off on that? lol... eat her liver] The anti-Gehenna run into trouble as the Gehenna begin self destructing. They change strategy to use the destructed Gehenna and destroyed anti-Gehenna to reconstruct new ones to further attack the Gehenna. Therefore, for every Gehenna destroyed, another anti-Gehenna is formed for the mission. Within a very short span of time, 17th Station is completely secured. 'Tern' lands his ship on 17th landing pad and surveys the damage. He then removed a control pad from his ship and orders the anti-Gehenna to converge in on location and go into dormancy. Suddenly his ship beeps as a message is incoming from TDI. After security procedures, the message states: 'Communication burst from Gehenna on 17th Station intercepted and tracked to reception point. Further transmission from this point to planet Ithkul. Reprogramming orders came from comm relay point. Message content as follow: "Shutup, fool! I'm under radio silence!" Voice analysis inconclusive but the fact that the signal came from Ithkul is troubling. Unlikely that Ithkul is responsible for the attacks as they are also under duress. Report any new developments. END MESSAGE' 'Tern' grunts and proceeds to the 17th Bar A.K.A. command station to check on the situation.

Yes.... it is time for drunken debauchery

But everything DOES happen at once... there is only NOW... NOW... NOW... NOW... NOW... see? Everything I did is gone forever... with every character typed its gone, I can never go back to it and relive it... there is... no... time...

Too late sever, I already checked, you never built a time machine in the future sorry... **returns to the future** i miss anything?

Sounds really cool but it sounds VERY similar to Desert Storm... especially when SuSE mentioned the army dude ships.... Desert storm similar (at least the map I was familiar with like a year ago): 1. Army Dude graphics 2. Stationary flags held in a narrow center between bases. 3. Bots in bases that automatically kill enemy. Differences... you didnt mention any ball type game although Desert Storm had a flag you had to take to a goal area... Map somewhat different... Different settings of course, and this would have the multi spawn locations rather than just base spawn... Sounds likea cool idea, its just that a VERY similar idea already exists

I dont know if that is true but I know that this story is: A man became very depressed and decided to kill himself so he went to a tall suspension bridge (Don't remember where though). Police took position on the bridge and in the water below to try and talk him down from the edge of the bridge. Finally after several hours the man decided he would do it. He tied a rope to the bridge and the other end in a noose around his neck. He then soaked himself in gasoline, then drank a poisonous substance. Finally, he pulled a .38 from his jacket and shot himself in the head. Unfortunately, the man didn't shoot in the right place and the bullet only went through his cheeks. The flash from the barrel ignited the gasoline and he fell from the bridge. When he fell, the rope snapped and he fell over 70 feet into the icy waters below. Upon hitting the water, the fire was put out. He began to drown. He swallowed water and vomited up the poison he had drank. By that time, police divers had come up to him and hauled him to shore to a waiting ambulance which took him to the hospital. He died several hours later from hypothermia. True story lol

Tern nears 17th Station when he receives a message from TDI outpost. "Agent 1-9-0 Alpha Echo 7 acknowledging..." "Commander, further information being relayed on the modified nanobots. Additional modifications include the addition of more sophisticated program defense which makes them impervious to corruption by unauthorized units. Also, if a nanobot fails in its primary mission of reprogramming, it will physically destroy the offending nanobot. They have also been installed with a failsafe to avoid attacking life forms." "Good to know sir, Rease out." 'Tern' finally reaches 17th station where the nanobots have nearly overrun defenders. He fires a pod of modified nanobots into a landing bay where it immediately opens and begins reconfiguring the nanobots on the ground. Those that resist are destroyed...The nanobots move quickly and soon the Gehenna bots are on the defensive themselves.

banjos

Hmmm ... how about Maurauder? He's on the forum alot

OR...I can use the gun that I brought to shoot you, enslave the bear into our new beer -*BAD WORD*- and live happily ever after.... but nah I can't do that cuz Tempest is such a good spider... DIE BEAR!! (fires..bear falls dead, we feast..) Now, who shall be our new beer -*BAD WORD*-?

...and I see you watching this topic Tempest...OoOoOoO!!!

Well I guess if I have to share my bear meat and beer it'll be with ya Sama we really should find another beer -*BAD WORD*- in case Tempest does die in the bear trap... suggestions?

TDI Research has finally finished reprogramming nanorobots for action against the Gehenna. As a test, they release the modified ones against a ship kept offline infected with the Gehenna...within minutes, the nanobots either destroyed or reprogrammed the SE nanobots. Most importantly, systems retaken by these ones then are proven immune to further nanobot infiltration. The newly modified ones are constructing new ones from raw materials at an astonishing rate. These new nanobots will then be sent out on high speed transports to various sectors to combat the Gehenna. Tern prepares to head back to 17th Station with the new nanobots.

It would be easy to kill another human being as long as you were threatened... killing one of you just to eat you though is inconceivable. Now that that's out of the way... I'd use Tempest= as bait for a bear and then kill the bear and eat it and make Temp brew beer for me so he could remain my beer -*BAD WORD*-. If Tempest were killed by the bear, then me and the bear would feast and get drunk together...

Tern sees the Uber's fall into 17th and the nanobots expansion...seeing that there is nothing more he can do here with the station under nanobot control, he sets coordinates in the portalling system for the nearest TDI facility.... (Time elapses) He enters a remote sector in the fringes between the major empires. The system is devoid of life or any valueable resources and is plagued by high radiation and sensor ghosts. However, only some of these are ghosts... Hidden amongst the space debris circling the unstable star of this 15 planet system is an outpost of TDI completely cloaked. The outpost is located at a precise position that reflects and modifies all sensor returns. Tern pilots to a predetermined set of coordinates and sets down on what appears to be nothing. Soon his ship disappears as the doors to the cloaked station shut. Tern climbs down from his ship and stands for identification by TDI security personel. Satisfied for now, they lead him down a corridor weapons at ready. DNA, retinal scan, voice check, and numerous codes and questions positively ID him as Cmdr. Jake Rease. As Rease is just finishing getting his uniform on, another officer enters... Captain Hurd of TDI. "Well Commander, we received your report about 17th and the nanorobots. We have also learned of further fighting all across the region." The Captain then goes into details about the SE incursions into Terran space and other empires. "Apparently 17th was not the main objective, merely a feint. These nanorobots have been able to withstand all attempts at resistance. Even the EMP bombs have had limited effect, and ultrasonic vibrations dont seem to work on some. This dilemma may be much more dire than we had expected." "Sir, In the cargo hold of that ship are some deactivated nanobots from the 17th attackers. Perhaps we can reprogram them for our own use against the others..." Rease and Hurd continue discussing this and send the nanorobots to R&D facilities for immediate study and reprogramming....

[OOC - I Guess its up to me to destroy it lol ] Tern pilots his ship toward the Tan Uber, turrets blasting destroying weasels that are unlucky enough to enter his sights. Closing in the Tan faster and faster he activates bombs and locks in on the reactor and fires. The bombs impact against the Tan Uber's shields and cause a massive overload in the generators, causing their shields to fail. Weasels are attempting to suicide against Tern's ship so he stays close to the hull of the Uber as weasels try hitting him and only succeed in smashing against the Uber causing multiple hull breaches. Finally, the Uber loses all control over its engines and begins a slow collision course with 17th Station...

no words... should've...sent...a poet!