GhettoSmurf

or maybe...kent's parents where eaten by a pack of rabid foxes when he was young and is offended by anyone who would !@#$%^&*ociate themselves with such an animal...

ummm...you were gone?

*sits in some rich guys living room, wondering when the spell will wear off*

you say "people"...but isn't that list made up of 1 person?

yeah, there aren't many that can compete with kent's bricking...or maybe it's just that noone wants to brick people away and prefer using bricks as defense while grabbing an easy kill...but since kent's bricks have become synonomous with annoying, we could just replace that. but i still think that stat would be stacked in favor of kent squad members...

(occ: when i dropped a nuke on everything, i did that cuz we aren't aloud to "drop nuke on everyone." anyway, if you wanna assume that everything is someones name, i'm fine with that.) *fortunately, the smurf ported back into the bar before mr. ious throw the nuke in his direction, dodging it and causing it to hit everthing as he left the bar. the smurf than starts laughing at the radioactive ash that once was everything.*

kent, my ignore list consists of genius288, kentai, and most other people who are/were in -=kent=-

walks in. drops nuke on everthing. walks out.

yeah, i like the idea, but it is in a bad spot. it's longer than the first f2 menu, so it kinda sticks out and distracts me from scrolling for attaching/messaging/etc... i think it would work well as a zone message in the chat box...maybe as an entrance message that appears with the current score?

or maybe he's schizo? omg, wtf do you cruel, insensitive -*BAD WORD*-s have to be so mean to the crazy guy??

you've got my vote... (now by supporting you, i get prizes when you gain power right?)

omg there's a twith.x and twitch2? ...shows how closely i pay attention here

o no, not another 'offensive names' thread...interesting though, that the other one i'm thinking of (the whole nazi thing genocide started) was caused by hasty actions by foof...

but suiciding madness is soooo much fun, you should try it...next time i'm on...

hmmm, advertising an svs zone? good thing you don't play 17th much

but i think using ?scorereset pisses more people off than disabling it would...it seems to have pissed you off speaking of which, i should probably go reset my score...

congratulations, you have made it onto my ignored list.

(OCC- the posts dont relate? good, cuz they're really long and i've been ignoring them, now i don't feel like i'm missing out on a plot line ) out of the corner of the bar comes the laughter of the smurf, staring at the not-so-mysterious teenager. the laughter eventually slows enough for the smurf to order another drink and try to figure out what has been going on around him.

(ooc. without the wallet, there will be nothing for your little wires to grab, and it will make it easier to go straight for the cash ) the smurf gets up, rubbing his head after the close encounter with the bar. he walks up to the bar, hoping to get a drink to distract him from the pain. "i'll take a pangalactic gargleblaster." while waiting for his drink, the smurf sits down next to the mysterious figure mysteriously cloaked in mysteriousness. he then begins to wonder what it is looking so mysteriously at, but gets bored and begins wondering around the bar.

*a small smurf walks into the bar and says "ouch"*

"...does this mean i can't be in the band?"

i care! but more importantly, apple is definately a cheater. webster's newworld dictionary and thesaurus: cheat: v. to be sexually unfaithful. now it looks like your turning down cokey's sex bribes to sleep with dogs. sounds like cheating to me.

"well that kinda sucks...apple can i join your band?"

unbeknownst to ail, the smurf noticed the wallet dissapearing into the portal. he reached in and pulled the wallet back through, as well as leave a green box in ail's pocket, which proceeded to explode into the words "Energy Depletion!" with a smirk, the smurf removed the cash from ail's wallet and tossed it into a bonfire. after sitting by his fire for a while, the smurf begins to grow bored of the new planet the chaos gate threw him into. dissapointed by the lack of chaos he was expecting, the smurf hops to his feet and begins searching for any signs of civilization. while wandering around the dull new planet, the smurf eventually comes to a single house in the middle of a vast and empty field. he strolls up to the house and walks around to the back, where he finds a heavy rock and breaks in a window. taking a step forward, he begins to climb into the window as he feels a force pulling him in. the smurf falls into the house, sprawled out on his back, looking around in amazement. he notices he is not inside a house, but lying in the reclined seat of a small -*BAD WORD*-pit. upon looking out the window, the little smurfs realizes he was portaled into a spider. looking at his radar, the smurf sees a large ship, which he discovers is a nightwasp. engaging his cloaking systems, he begins approaching the ship and, once a little closer, opens fire on the ship of the unsuspecting aileron.

i think it's a great idea...and since noone seemed to notice when it was suggested it a while back, lets write about it more here REALLY LOUDLY. MAYBE THEY'LL NOTICE THIS TIME.