GhettoSmurf

runs out of quarters! fortunately, he was able to find a roll lying somewhere near the body of pern's dead cat. but by the time he returns to his performance, cokey gets bored and decides it would be easier and more amusing to burn kent's clothes, rather than washing them. but as she lights a pair of his pants on fire, she finds...

pictures of goats. then suddenly, one of the bush bots ate noribot for breakfast, causing noriaki to...

cokey=kentuckian

congratulate her for...being old? happy birthday cokey

better yet, go to denny's beer barrel pub

there are only two things that are infinite. the universe and human stupidity. ...and scientists aren't too sure about the universe.

better yet, use a remote-control truck carrying some explosives. then you can continue to threaten people from THIS realm of existence...can someone explain to me the logic behind suicide-bombings?

wtf they give you free spending money? how much of a budget do you have?

i'm so glad there's a dunkin' donuts on my campus. and even more glad that my dining hall has free fruit smoothies

twisted. but then he realised he was in the wrong zone for twisted, and decided to host dodgeball. after failing so pathetically to beat kyla, he tries to make himself feel better by cheating and warping people all over the place and manipulating the ball until he is fired from staff. maynard decides to take over the event, and screws around with the hosting even more than dkr and gets showered with praise for hosting such a fun event. meanwhile, back in pub, vile gets very bored and decides to...

well, i'm not gonna make it, so sama's gonna have to win for me

that they are too hot. so he begins searching through alv's house for anything that will fetch a decent price on eBay while he waits for them to cool, hoping he can finish before alv gets back from...

anyone could enter kent squad and gain access to kent's super ship...anyone, except genius288. genius once discovered the password, but after much searching, could not discover how to use the ship. he became very pissed and desecrated the great name of kent. now, anyone who dares use the password enters the squad and instantly aquires the !@#$%^&*tle n00b. for this reason the password was sealed into the miniature H, until...

now that you're 18, you should come to america, where you can be drafted to kill complete strangers but can't drink...not that that really stops anyone <_<

the little man says no, so pern asks for a new cat to keep her...entertained...at night.

start running in circles untill coming across a large patch of catnip. after a while of playing in the catnip patch, the cat gets the munchies and eats ricebowl...

its value...rather than really torching it, he made a decoy which he burned so noone would suspect he was stealing it. but as he tried to flee with the marble statue...

privates! we have reports of an unidentified flying object. it is a long smooth shaft, complete with... 2 balls! the pub players didn't know what to do with them both. overwhelm by the prospect of scoring twice with one base attack, or the even harder task of attacking to score while simultaneouslt defending their goal, most players ignored both options and flew around killing in the spawn zone until...

pecker! wait, that's not a wood pecker, it looks like someones...

...looking for a surgeon. once she finds one, she gets a sex change and maries liza minelli's husband and beats him...

the only thing man has learned from history is that history has taught man nothing.

dude just make it an old school weasel and bomb continuously...but i suppose that would kinda ruin the whole attach-bot idea...

kent gets in a wb and kills something! everyone else realizes how dumb their shark attack is, so they all get in terrs and rep the -*BAD WORD*- outa him, until kent discovers he's The One and starts ignoring reps...

but if you give them common sense, they might learn to avoid zone forums

they begin by feasting on genius288s brains, making them stupider than they already are for dating telson.