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How come my script hasn't been accepted? -L

And you're not exactly testing the awesome game as you or I play it, you're testing buggy irritating games and have to then write up test reports. If you've ever done a computer related subject, writing test reports will be familiar to you. I know I wouldn't want to be writing those up all day long. -L

You could easily improvise and change that script so it involves just 4 or possibly 5 voice actors. I think the main reason you're not finding voice actors is because the script simply isn't intriguing enough. Write funny shit, or allow actors to say what they like and maybe just get a snippet of conversations even if they only provide 30 second luls, even out of context stuff, you'll be better off at the end. -L

And root isn't going to jump off a building if I'm being a condescending asshole. This is the internet, furthermore it's a video game. This isn't a development, political or religious form - it's simply General Discussion, and going by 98% of the topics in Gen. Discussion, it's just trash talk. Setting invisible rules conditioning how you talk to people you'll never meet or who have no impact on your life whatsoever is completely nonsensical.

As I previously said... Why don't you just visit quotes.subspaceonline.com and actually get things that have been voted by the subspace community as funny, then bind them together? So, that would generally mean that you would improvise on quotes that already exist, and link them together. I understand that you're not the brightest crayon in the pack, so I'll help you out here... gilbert> Hey, how was the holiday? You must have felt rough on the way there after Friday night... 1:spirit> i packed for my trip while i was drunk 1:spirit> gotta do it again 1:spirit> opened my suitcase 1:spirit> got 19 pairs of sock 3 jackets and a fucking umbrella 1:vys> LOLOl gilbert> lol 7:RedWaller> dude im scared 7:RedWaller> this ni**er is w8ing for the bus in front of my house 7:Shock> so 7:Shock> if hes waiting for the bus hes not a ni**er 7:Shock> hes just black 7:Shock> if he's stealing the bus, hes a ni**er 6:anusface> SHOCK, MAKE LIKE A TREE 6:anusface> AND GTFO larrythefakehamster> i don't see why we're so hostile towards black people on continuum... larrythehamster> Tbh larrythehamster> ethiopians should play continuum larrythehamster> There internet supply would be generated by there kids running in wheels larrythehamster> so it'd be crap larrythehamster> so they'd lag larrythehamster> so they'd eat larrythehamster> World hunger = cured 3:D1st0rt> wow, cerium hasn't been on in almost a day 3:D1st0rt> thats not like him 3:D1st0rt> hes on 24/7 3:Muskrat_24> yeah i hope hes ok 3:Muskrat_24> if that hits 24 hours im calling the cops //maybe it wasn't because Mac is better than Windoze nevermind. muskrat> thank god cer> ?? Cerium> wish I had my car up here Cerium> I'd go get some food Arry> where's your car? Cerium> at my parents in storage Cerium> either that or I need to get a girlfriend who knows how to cook Arry> do you have a girlfriend that can't cook? Cerium> dude... I play subspace. I'm single. Rivel> So Cer, what do you prefer between Twilight and Harry Potter Cerium> suicide Cerium> that's a trick question Cerium> it's like asking "Do you like being gay or do you like being a fag?" That took me 2 minutes, involves REAL players and isn't fucking gay. Oh, and it actually happened. The parts in bold didn't actually happen, which shows just how much of this is actually real. -L

Holy shit you fail at funny. I've just read that script, and I believe that time stood still. It's not even a script... Why don't you just visit quotes.subspaceonline.com and actually get things that have been voted by the subspace community as funny, then bind them together? At least then you're getting things that normal people actually say on Subspace... This applies to like 15% of the Subspace community anyway - Wife? Are you kidding me?

Maybe funny people should write the script. I'd do voices if I weren't British, or if the majority of Subspace wasn't American.

Lol

Very fluently?

You've also got to question pretty much any statistic, or even 'opinion' coming from China anyway... -L

You must love China.

And I wasn't being defensive, I was agreeing further that even the aforementioned 1500cals was a reserved figure for a lone triathlon, and that carrying another 110lbs extra would sure burn a LOT more cals. I could think of a few people I've seen on SS that could complete a triathlon though, with a little training it's not hard to complete, but to do it quickly... Well that's a whole other story. When I done it we done a sprint triathlon which was a 740M swim + 22KM bicycle ride + 5.2KM run - I found that insanely hard to complete, however I never trained for it specifically just patched up on my swimming technique. It took me around 1:10 to complete. A full triathlon is around 3500M swim + 180KM bicycle ride + marathon (42200M) run... Which is insane, and I know I wouldn't even stand a chance in completing. I'd imagine you'd start sunrise and finish around sunset. Check out IronMan for *hardcore triathlons. -L

Eh? Regulation comes from any kind of authority, and it still doesn't set aside the fact that although large parts of the American healthcare system are regulated by the Government, hundreds of sectors are regulated by private bodies that are often competitive overseas, and the reason why this has happened is because the American healthcare system is completely private, therefore monopolised and overpriced. America is not near the best healthcare system in the world, however is by far the most over priced - although your point is correct. -L

Actually, I was being reserved when I was saying 1500x for a triathlon for one person, I assume that a triathlon would probably burn more calories than that, considering the estimate for a 45 minute spin class is 650 calories. -L

Actually, let's put this into perspective... A 160,000 lbs plane is approximately 18077NM, and to work out the rolling distance we'll use the 12ft mentioned at the beginning - so, 12ft into meters is 376cm, or 3.76 meters. One calorie is around 1486 J (depending on the person). Now, we'll need to figure out the force of a plane, which will require me finding a rolling resistance of that particular plane (which isn't happening), however I'd predict around 0.5, correct me if I'm wrong - either way, it won't matter much. So from there we can use the following calculation to find out the force required (rolling resistance (a) * weight of object ( = force ©. Once we have ©, we'll multiply that by distance (d) to find out how many joules (e) it will take in total to move the plane the 12ft (d). Then, as the team is of 20 people, we'll divide that final figure (e) by 20 to give us our Joules total. (0.5 * 18077) * 3.76) / 20 = 1699.238 So, putting all of this together... So, in total you'd use ~1699 joules to pull that plane in a team of people (even depending on if you'd be working as hard as the rest of the team), which is approximately 1.14 calories. Now of course there are MANY other factors that can put the above figure way off, but that's a pretty fair estimate I believe. Probably around 1500x easier than a triathlon. -L

How does pulling a plane for a few seconds with 19 other people have anything to do with a triathlon at all? -L

Because his son couldn't complete it himself, and I'm assuming if he could he would have wanted to compete in the triathlon. His son looked happy being involved, and I'm assuming that completing the triathlon would make him happy, albeit with help is better than not doing it at all. I completed a triathlon this time last year (Sept 20th) and it was one of the hardest things I've done, I can't imagine how hard it would have been dragging a boat, riding with extra weight on the bike and carrying somebody while running. Hey root, maybe you should have a go at doing a triathlon? -L

Your medical prices are so high because you've let your medical system be turned into a business controlled and regulated by private bodies. -L

I was going to spend 2010 working in Canada, I needed at least 100K in savings, or a degree. -L

Mod parent up ^^

Supermans layout. I have a cracked open rock with the crystals, I don't think they're all like that - just volcanic rock.

Damn right, that *would be extremely annoying.

Hasn't this technology been around for a decade already?