Why not give sysop powers to someone who would do all that for you? If they charge you a minimal rate, say $70 per hour not to exceed say $14,000 you can probably get all this done by someone capable while you relax and enjoy the results! With this plan you will have the most abundant, awesome (but not yet arnk free), potty-mouthless zone in all of SS! About 10 people would be made happier!