SeVeR

See i even have you fooled. The reason you think Yoda is alive is because he's actually a leprachaun double in the movies. If you noticed in episode 4, in the little cave, there's a tiny pot of gold in the corner..

*Uses the "digital transmogrification device" to jump into episode 1 as Aileron begins to watch it.* *Kills Anakin when he's a little kid by putting a bomb in his speeder and setting it to go off when he presses the ignition button.* *Anakin gets blown up on the starting grid* *The next five episodes don't happen* "GG i win" *straps on darth vader suit* *kills all the jedi with the new found super-skills the suit offers* *Stuffs Yoda for a piece of furtniture* *Takes over the universe* *Makes 6 "new episodes" of "Star Wars"* *Everyone watches them and believe this is what really happened... but don't really believe it because it's a movie*

*Puts Harry Potter in the dvd player, presses play* *calls the police* *Jega gets arrested for being a pedophile*

Nobodies nice, we all want to rape you and your family, we all smell like rotting flesh, we all take hard drugs and rob lil old ladies to fund our addictions, we all graffiti posters saying "don't let people steal your Ipod" because we all believe people are stupid enough to need to read that, we all sacrifice lil animals for fun and eat their organs, we all rob graves and put the bones outside the houses of all the people we hate, we all steal, we all murder, we all laugh at the people who deny who they really are. But not me, i'm a nice christian morally significant person who believes in God and all the perfection he allows me to reach... Hah!

I don't know how many women post here (probably not alot...) but i think if i were a woman i'd be more strongly pro-abortion. When it's your choices being taken away by self-righteous moral fools alot of you anti-abortion people may feel a little bit differently.

wow mmav you're fast!

Jesus was black gg.

omg what did i do last night..

*watches Tex/Tinkerbell take position behind Creatix and wanders on what he's planning to do with his "wand".* *buys some flash grenades, a tactical shield and... gets a big crane to lower a tank onto the roof of the shop complete with mounted machine gun and howitzer* *wonders how to get into the tank whilst carrying a tactical shield*

*Arms self with a sniper rifle as a primary weapon and a shotgun as a secondary* *Takes a defensive position on top of the shop and covers self in army paint* *Finds some grenades on the roof* *...Puts Commando on the DVD player and imagines being Arnie*

*laughs at Tex trying to activate the medic machine with no fingers* *finds Creatix's m4 and bashes Tex over the head with it until he's unconscious* *ties up Tex and puts him in the cage of the giant 40 foot python* *kills all the mice we have in the shop and pours the blood over Tex* *waits eagerly*

creatix was a traitor so i had to kill him to save complex. *SeVeR emerges from the machine jerking off from the pleasure of having so many complex supporters inside him* *The rabid hamster, which is actually a rabbit in disguise smells a carrot in his underpants but buries its teeth painfully into SeVeR's..... finger* *SeVeR quickly pulls his hands out of his pants to find a hamster attached and unveils the truth that it was infact a rabbit* *The pet shop is sued by the anti-complex supporters for disguising kamikazi rabbits as hamsters* *Only superman can save us now, but thankfully we abducted Lois Lane and buried her in kryptonite so he is always buzzing around somewhere nearby* *Superman arrives and switches all the fake hamsters for real ones, thereby ending all the confusion*

*SeVeR thrashes around in the eel tank until he realises that when he disguised himself as a storeclerk he also stashed a portable matter-melding device up his anus* *he finds the button and presses it* *SeVeR becomes one with the shop so he then activates the power on the resurrection device but inverts the field* *the shop turns into SeVeR and everyone inside the shop is now in SeVeR's body* *All the anti-complex supporters however are left outside wondering "what the !@#$%^&*?!"* *SeVeR tramples the anti-complex supporters to death and eats their corpses*

[unfortunately for Dr Blake they are "sentient" like their father (makes sense) and aren't attracted much to flames.] The 56 trillion flies after acidifying Dr Blake and his team take pieces of Buzzuzz's DNA from the dropped flyswatter and return to flyatropilis to clone him.

Putting on a condom and throwing it away afterwards is killing the living sperm cells. They have no more consciousness than a fetus yet like the fetus also have potential for creating life. I think that if you are anti-abortion you should be anti-birth-control. Every act of sexual intercourse using contraception is "killing a potential life"... i don't know about you but i have little problem with it.

Dr Blake suffers the wrath of Buzzuzz's 56 trillion children who act as his bodyguards and they acidify him and his whole team.

*SeVeR wakes up finding himself being poked by a giant fork.* *...Gets hard* *His !@#$%^&* is strong enough to break one of the ropes that Aileron used* *Satan panics and turns tail to run* *Jesus finishes his popcorn and runs over to punch Satan in the face but is met by Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini and Ghandi first... they wrestle Jesus to the ground and gang-rape him.* *Meanwhile SeVeR grabs the giant rope hanging down from the ceiling and finds a trap door at the end of it leading to the surface.* *He makes his way back to the shop and disguises himself as a storeclerk only to find that some entrails need to be cleaned up* *The entrails make the perfect weapon to strangle Aileron with, so he wraps them round Ail's kneck and throws them him into the resurrection machine...* *A weird Aileron/Guest hybrid is created... *

Absolutely agreed, you've saved me the effort of replying again.

*Kicks the sign out from Creatix's grasp and he falls flat on his face* *The m4 behind Creatixs head goes off and his brains get splattered over the window making it impossible for anyone to see into the shop* *the matrix soundtrack screams to a halt and is replaced by Nelson's "Hahaaa" from the Simpsons* *SeVeR picks up the sign and says in a gentle but serious tone "I did it for complex... i did it for you all"* *He exits the shop and is met by a hail of bullets from Creatix's secret allies!* *As he draws his last breath, spluttering on blood, he whispers, "ah crap i didn't think of that"* *God grants SeVeR angel status and wings!*

The eggs hatch down the drain as mutated super-flies. They begin to breed in the sewers, eating all the !@#$%^&* that is flushed away. Sewer workers start to go missing.... human body parts are found in the sewage purification plant. A team headed by Doctor Blake is sent down to investigate! ... Buzzuzz watches silently from the sewer walls, Doctor Blake and his team are armed to the teeth but can they take on 200 million man-sized super-flies with wings! Tune in next time to find out! "Dun dun dunnn....!" [i flew there at warp speed in my jav-enterprise hybrid ship]

Buzzuzz lays some eggs on Ailerons head and flys away to watch the maggots spawn! Fly my beauties fly! Well, crawl first... but then fly!

I don't agree at all. People shouldn't be given a reason to take a child other than because they want to dedicate their whole life to it. I'm all for adoption but if you make it too tempting you'll get people adopting for the money and they won't give a !@#$%^&* about the child. Sometimes the solutions create even more problems. I thought you were for tackling the problem at the source? The money you propose for lowering taxes should go to reducing the number of unwanted pregnancies, then there'll be less abortions to start with. For a start i think we should stop spending 5 hours teaching teenagers how to put a condom on and show them pictures and films of all the horrors of STDs, the emotional and financial problems that come with taking care of a child and we should show them the abortion procedure in full. We should show them interviews with people who are going to die in the next few years because of AIDS. We should educate on all methods of contraception (not just the condom) and we should never tell them "you're not allowed to do it". Hammer in some reality but don't give them rules to break.

If a woman wants to have an abortion then she isn't committed to bringing up and caring for her child. If the child isn't wanted then its not going to be loved and it'll have all kinds of problems later in life. A fetus is no more aware of what is happening than the germs in your kitchen; it's considerably less aware than animals sent to slaughterhouses. As for its "future"... it wouldn't have had a future if not for the woman making the decision so until it has the ability to show a willingness to live she can decide whatever she wants to do with it. Easier said than done. Do you think we're not trying to solve these problems now? There is no way in which the entire population of the western world will ever be perfect by whatever definition of perfect you have. There will always be these kinds of problems as long as stupidity is rampant among our spieces; wasn't it Einstein who said stupidity is infinite... and that he was even more sure of that than an infinite universe? Anyway i'm sure plenty of rich people go for abortions aswell. Doesn't it cost money to have an abortion? Are you sure every "poor" person could afford it?

Buzzuzz flies in through the the window and lands on the shoulder of a wooden parrot "HaRR!, giveth me a cold brew me matey, i been sailing the seven seas and my wooden leg hath gone mouldy!"

what the heck, why doesn't the role playing arena ask me to sign in like the other forums?