Greased_Lightning

yeah shadowdragons....that went down pretty fast after it started which sucks....well sooooorrrrrryyyyyyy i dont have time to play the zone as much so i didnt recognize the nick...ive been playing 17th about 3.5 years so if you just picked a new name i probably havent seen it...sry i guess for !@#$%^&*uming you were a n00b

wow....a thread that actually doesnt have any complaints about the zone....whoa....something must be done about this....but not by me..... -*BAD WORD*-o there T-Bone, you new to the zone? If you are pick the javelin and complain to the staff and use this: :jules:

yeah you need to go to college for 8 years to be a vet...then you can molest sea cyookumburz ( hehehehe i cant spell worth -*BAD WORD*-) like Hece.....but wouldnt that hurt? oh no, wait, im thinking of sea URCHINS!! molesting those would really hurt...especially if you shoved it up someone's -*BAD WORD*-....-*BAD WORD*-! That's like taking a -*BAD WORD*- on a porcupine...only....underwater....hmm....which brings up another point, How do porcupines have sex? A) Hard and dirty. Very carefully. C) With Premier. I think the answers will reflect the maturity of this forum, and Telson, who will come up with an option D that will surely make us all shake our heads and laugh. With that in mind, Telson, MAKE US LAUGH OR DIE!!!! ummm..what was everyone talking about again?

amazing how we can even change a post to say positive things about the zone to one that bashes anything and everything....or so it seems

i got the following: two nice shirts, a new hat, hooded sweatshirt (a poor choice of gift from someone who lives in california to a person who lives in north dakota...its fricking -10 now )...a computer game that doesnt work on my computer yeeehaw! and what else.... ummm..........john wayne dvds excellent! and thats it...but i am envious of pernille's hair dryer...my inch long hair is SOOOO hard to dry HAPPY 2004!

yeah...switching ships in pub is like speeding down the highway going 90 when the speed limit is 55...its a thrill...the element of gettin caught is FUN!! yeah but I NEVER do that !!! :jules: i hope that worked...i think thats funny...oh and by the way, ifyou guys are gonna insist on using profanity, could you at least warn us? Give us an EarASSS for crying out loud, EARASSS!!!! EARASSS!!!! EARASSS!!!! EARASSS!!!! EARASSS!!!! EARASSS!!!! EARASSS!!!! EARASSS!!!! EARASSS!!!! EARASSS!!!! EARASSS!!!! EARASSS!!!! EARASSS!!!! EARASSS!!!! EARASSS!!!! EARASSS!!!! EARASSS!!!! EARASSS!!!! then you can say -*BAD WORD*-, balls, -*BAD WORD*-, -*BAD WORD*-, -*BAD WORD*-, -*BAD WORD*- all you want! yeah im a idiot, thats why i didnt use "an"

*takes his newfound wealth and uses it to benefit all people everywhere.....yeah right* "Whoo!! First thing im gonna do it get REALLY WASTED!!!!" *after getting extremely drunk and then hungover, and then recovered, Greased Lightning invests most of his money in pork bellies and makes a killing...then goes to the nearest 7-11 and buys 1,000,000 Powerball tickets...and still loses* D'oh!! It's all a -*BAD WORD*-ed conspiracy... *remebers his chrome jav, yeah that was cool...goes out and buys one, parks in front of the bar and walks in wearing a suit made of cheese and cherry flavored condoms* "Drinks are on me again! Anyone need a pilot?"

-=(GL enters again to do his best to once again subvert the interests of the zone for his own interests...and to lighten the atmosphere)=- Uhhhhhh truth is more of a philosophical point, what YOU think is a fact but is not set in stone...like "I cut down the cherry tree" may be the truth but who knows? It's not a stone fact..... If we're gonna argue, use the right terminology: Opinion - your own personal belief based on whatevers Truth - something generally accepted as a fact but which either has not or can not be proven beyond a shadow of a doubt Fact - Proven thing, no debate and when dealing with anything on the internet, which really isnt there, it has no substance and cannot be proven beyond the shadow of a doubt...Therefore...NOTHING ON THE INTERNET IS REAL!!!! (Truthful, but not factual statement) I hope that this has cleared up the debate for everyone that no one was debating about.

probably becuz ppl started focusing on that and not on the ball and THAT is just NOT ACCEPTABLE (capital letters signify extreme sarcasm ) yeah bring KOTH back...maybe not all the time like it used to be but like once an hour or something

(OOC: uhh, how'd you get past the jav shields?) *looks outside and sees the empty parking space* "AHH!! My ship!!!" *recalls Aileron walking outside just before with a "I'm gonna steal a jav cuz' I am too lazy to work for one" look on his face* "Grrrr...I will find you Aileron, and when I do...no amount of begging will stop your fate...I shall subject you to a fate worse than death itself!!!!!!! (OOC: locked in a room with no windows or guards with Michael Jackson )" *continues vowing revenge and spouting obscenities to his drink and playing darts*

First, let me set the record straight...you got me in spider when I was in a JAV!!! next time i see you in pub, Im challenging you to SPIDERBOWL 2003!!! or 2004 whichever comes first... and rest !@#$%^&*ured that you shall fall to the mighty bursts, the tricky decoys, rapid-fire yellow guns, and the surprising portals of...GREASED_LIGHTNING!!!! but yeah in all seriousness, i didnt realize that you had been hosting so much speedball...must be when im not on... but we DO need more hosting from the ERs...I miss playing sblball!! Good to see that some of the 'old timers' are still around the zone...too bad they've all gotten into the 'Stay in Spec all the Time' mode

yeah im behind on the whole thing here... GOD BLESS NURP!!! YOU ARE ONE OF THE GOOD ONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*pulls into the 17thParallelBar parking lot in his chrome jav* -*BAD WORD*-ation...all the parking spaces are taken......hmmm....who's jav is that? *reads reload's jav's license plate "AZZLVR" with a bumber sticker saying "I brake for decoys"* Hmm...well, i'll put the universe out of its misery... *backs up and flies right at reload's jav guns blazing until finally it explodes into thousands of tiny pieces of shrapnel that then magically disappear leaving no wreckage left except for the license plate which flies into the bar* ahh...a parking space opened up... *pilots into the space, taps his gun button thereby completely stopping his jav's momentum...gets out of the ship, pulls green crate out of the trunk and throws it at his ship...suddenly a bright glow surrounds the jav as the shields are raised making it impervious to attack* that ought to do it...now for a drink....(whistles a tune) .... AH -*BAD WORD*-!!! *turns around, clicks off the shield, opens the -*BAD WORD*-pit and puts 'The Club' on the stick to keep hijackers away* There we go!! *turns shields back on with a CHIRP CHIRP of the car alarm and walks into the bar* "BARTENDER!! I am a Gijkar Warrior from the 35th Century and the 19th Parallel and I have a message for all those who enjoy living!!........DRINKS ARE ON ME!!!!!!!!....oh, and the universe will be turning inside out in three hours, but more importantly...FREE BEER!!!!!!!!"

im just gonna post here now and not look at stuff already posted cuz if i wanna read that much, i wouldnt read playboy I now consider myself an "old timer" cuz someone said i was in pub one day... go figure... ive been playing on this nick for over 2 years...before that, and i doubt anyone will remember, i was known as Thompson yeah i doubt anyone remembers that...that was back when the pub had the duel boxes and north and south bases with safes on the sides....by the way, that rocked...everyone loved safe box battles I remember when Temp was just a spidering son of a -*BAD WORD*- who made ppl so mad in those bases...then he got to staff and was destroyed ..I MISS THE OLDEN DAYS! but the thing about pub that I really have a beef with is that lately there hasnt been any hosting going on that ive seen........ no sblball, speedball, MS, -*BAD WORD*-, not even sbl or rumble which i thought was weird cuz it used to be that the ONLY thing that went on was rumble and sbl...yeah I hated that i like sblball and the games with a POINT to them, but whatever.......... so, in closing...we need hosting to be going on on a variety of events not just the same old crap all the time...we need the vets to keep the zone together...WE NEED THE OLD WEASEL BACK!!!!!! (admit it, you KNEW that was coming)

yeah you're right...being gone a week and a half is inexcusable...oh wait, thats right, I WAS HIT BY A CAR....actually i wasnt but what if i HAD been?!

You have good reason to be afraid to speak up DAK...I used to be staff...and yes it was a good time... but i said what I wanted and didnt care about what anyone thought...pernille could get pissed for all that i cared cuz thats the way I am...im a crazy son of a -*BAD WORD*-, and look what happened? i leave for a week and a half and then BANG!! a message from pern YOU HAVE BEEN KICKED FROM STAFF FOR LACK OF PARTICIPATIONS (yeah it wasnt in caps and it was somewhat different but you get the point) and the rest of staff LOVED ME!!!!! it was just that some ppl didnt understand that im an -*BAD WORD*-, but im a non-discriminating -*BAD WORD*- I miss fighting with Vile about politics and -*BAD WORD*- like that....SO BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY CUZ EVEN THOUGH THEY SAY THAT YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT WITHOUT REPERCUSSIONS IT IS A DIRTY BOLDFACED LIE!!! A LIE I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!! oh and by the way, re-elect Greased_Lightning to staff in 2004!!!