Axe Demento

Don't worry ninny, bchump, pez and bargoat..... I'm going take you to a beautiful place, a farm where you will roam and be happy and free! Just axe Lenny. And those guys who won the running man You will not be missed by our hearts but by our win columns. Learn the Game Love the Game Live the Game Always bet on the guy who doesn't quit and the one holding the ROYAL FLUSH ...AXE

the punishment-is for-ninny the zone gets ma good wishes i-unlike-chumps-play-the-game-as-it-is the-game-is-the-game! spacebar-not-working ...hehehe g6s-more-crushing-get-new-name my-importance-is-mine-alone how-many-g6s's are there in chaos

silly pez i have no mod powers i would have to take it easy on the chumps. I just figure stuff out and am very patient unlike say someone who recycles 3 ships in under 20 seconds while hoping to touch someone lets call him MAX GREATMENTO's 2k bounty. Beg for mercy and get none ...AXE i didn't threaten Weakobcity i told him to join a public freq so he could pick up flags for me i find a way to make everyone useful in there only small way. I did crush him however Pez next time get in a safe zone and up the population while you spec me. i parked in f4 just for you to stay but you did not ...Axe

this is a great post. please after ship 9 and the other 16 i have been waiting for escape. 1-8 normal escape 9 1-8 new ships escape 0 1-8 more ships ...AXE hope is never stupid.... unless its while you step out of a plane... hoping you have a parachute.

I will upvote this. ...AXE

side note. SKIZ is good ...AXE

you misunderstand the points made its not about saving a ship its about having a ship many times a low bounty ship with fresh stuff can be more powerful then a saved ship that has 3000 when you take pride in having a ship you want to keep it. Perhaps you do not understand these fine points I never toss bounty i like it to go back to the zone. with a long safezone i can do this. Heatstroke revisited my idea of .saveship .loadship for if you want to keep your ship but leave. Either works for me. Of course the real from of long term parking would be to run up a 15k ship which even i have not yet done as internets are never reliable over a week tho i think i have kept a ship alive for 5 days trouble is with that the weekend comes and its time to take people our for dinner or go shopping Hallu made the bot take away anti warp after 2 minutes. many due to Mr Xplosion if i remember who did not play but would log in just to aw from safe. It didn't bother me i used him using aw to my own benefits when i flew near his ship i would save aw costs also reading bargoats comments i can see why he could neither keep or attract players for his zone. the game is the game. When you play you play no more no less but to all that play be the best. and above all else have FUN ...ps ninny i need more spam plz i would like a weblink! and thanks for noticing i was on public freq 4. i will change to 0 ...AXE

the funny thing is that is what i would do most all the time go to my personal freq but then ninny opened his mouth and that makes me treat him as i must. more website spam in chaos plz. ninny get on that. ...Axe the only thing that works is playing the game. in safe is much better then in spec. And flying around is the best of all. and none of you can say i don't play the game more then anyone currently. Thats why i will fly around with no one playing. it brings in the 2nd player. and the 4th etc. If people wanted a better response they would commit a certain number of ships a day kills and deaths. If you broke the day into say 6 or 8 parts. you could have a couple people playing at any time. The reason why 4v4 doesn't get new players is they are horrible at helping new players play. The pub is good for that. 7th and the neg killing new players comment a couple of responses above is cuz thats what 4v4 teaches people. Attack a new guy 4 on 1 till he quits. What you need to do is leave that player alone and let him or her play as they grow. Or open the outside of the map to bots and new players. let them play outside on there own as they learn. This would be good for the doges i can avoid a 100 negs while i search for the target i want. What some people don't seem to realize is i don't need chumps to play with. When i like your play style and attitude i will do everything to help you enjoy yourself. If your rude you get crush and the crush is not silent. bring in !bonus negged player will start his next ship at 0 bounty now that would be fun. ...Axe

he might have a beach house ..AXe

Yes i have thought about it... 9 hours was not long enough for those who worked 12 hour days. So the 13 hour was brought in for them. Now i realize some people who are entrepreneurs or doctors or nurses may have to work longer then the 12 hour period and have more then a 1 hour commute so in order to help these fine souls out. It is time to move to the 24 hour model. That way as long as you make it home within a 24hour period you will still have your ship! 24 hour safezone. Game friends don't let game friends recyle quit or lose a ship! ...Axe

thank you for bringing more spam as requested When i see you i will move to freq 0 as you axe me to you understand so little of ss anyone who has a 70 bounty start has a full ship I would gladly start with a 0 bounty ship the game is the game ...Axe if you are sick and tired of logging in. Only to find your supposed teamate is not in the game but is instead spamming http://www.subspace.co/topic/27259-13-hour-safe-time-abuse don't worry. Just press escape 1-8 and you will get a ship. A ship you can play in chaos NO Flyie No Talkie! ...Axe Bot

More thread spam in chaos plz ninny get on that. 7th you fall for the bomb combo all the time when your not quiting to avoid a death like a chump 0 bounty for you, you ship will be gone if you leave son. safezone keeps the ship. if no one logs into the zone you may keep your ship upwards of 6hours not often longer than that. Much weak ss in this thread. ...Axe

I never waste time so here is a post. 13 hour safe is not about bounty it is about having a ship. Spec is not a ship. Spec is the true lie to population. When one has a ship and one wants to keep it. You have to check into the game. If you want to play the game through out the day then having a ship is so much better then a new spawn. Recycling a new ship ie "look here i am" randomly with a ship with 3 thors 3 rockets and i will attack you is crap. Looking in the zone and seeing 13 players without ships. 3 of them bots is much worse then logging in and seeing someone who had the determination to green a ship and park that same ship in a safezone. If you make it interesting enough for them to come out. Out they will come. Complainers like Ninny will do just that until they have something else to complain about instead of putting in the effort to get new players or help others have fun. Heres a better petition to begin ask hallu to grant Axe Demento the power over public 2. That is a 2nd public arena that are to his specifications. I will then only play there those that want to play with me can and those that don't won't. Heres what i'm looking for 0 bounty start 24 hour safezones random shrap power flag Bots for Points I am just as happy doing this as a separate zone but i think multi zones kill population. But the population that i want is one of fun players not of chumps. Its time for change a change that is a nod to the true game and one that has eyes on the future. I will gladly cover the costs of the server costs and the website costs if this new pub arena is made. hallu has so many good items in chaos and with a few axejustments it can be so much more fun. Also i will never ban someone from playing but if all they can do is complain or spam crap then a talk ban is what they get whether you can do this in a 2nd public area or if this is truely possible in the scope that i would enjoy we will see. What gets people playing ss. is people playing ss why else do you think when i play i play even if there is no one else in the arena its to get the 2nd player which leads to the next. Over the last few days as a punishment i have played less in response to ban axe demento and don't stay on a public freq. Let me know how the numbers have been. I'll bet they have been less. When all you do is complain all you get is grief the problem is neither Axe Demento or a 13hour safe the problem is yourself if you don't like what i say ?ignore=Axe Demento if you don't like playing me don't i don't go out of my way to play with anyone that is not fun to play with in fact i easily avoid them. Now as i start to form my plan for perhaps a Koas West or a Pub2 arena or even dare i say not give up hope on Pub1 (which i only offer leaving for people to enjoy themselves in an "axefree" zone.) I will begin a new topic thread where all playing styles are welcome and 70 bounty starts are a thing of the past. Soon i will be on vacation once again gone for 1-3months if you want to do a good job. Play more when i'm gone. ...Axe Crushing chumps since 2012. Playing ss since 95 Above all else have fun this is the law and i am its AXE

Merry AXEmass! merry Christmas and happy holidays to all and to all a good fight!! ....Axe

thanks pluto! checking email via sat. the woods are snowy and bright Chopping down a christmas tree pretty soon! Hope your thanksgiving was great! I will toast you by campfire pass on my good wishes to all you see in chaos! ...Axe

Have a Great thanksgiving and Christmas and Hanuka and Kwanzaa and Feastavist and any other celebration you might have. Have lots of fun! Be axecellent to each other time to travel again! I leave chaos in the hands of the strongest ss which is the person who has the most fun ...Axe

Thanks in AXEvance I will look into it and a great gaming week back at you. ...Axe

or dare i say LAGend ...Axe

Having some fun playing the alpha settings or as i like to say. Closer to real chaos settings then we play with. Random Shrap much better. lower bounty start good. Go Lower. Make chaos Real use the good settings. Besides that some good times playing again. Msg me on this site if you want to help me make a CHAOS WEST. I think we need some real diversity instead of 4v4 subzones. Bring the POWER! 24 and 0 learn the game love the game. live with it Besides that the family is enjoying terria great 2d side scrolling game. I highly recommend it. XBOX1 untill i can play my xbox games on it. i'm not buying it! just bought a game boy colour for 12$ they were droppping at that price as it had no sound. I plugged in my headset heard the mario music and bought it. The store guys looked at each other and went... We didn't think of that Also final note how are those ss clone/new game clients coming? msg me if you are looking for play testers. I hope everyone has a great Halloween! and enjoys some chaos time. hoping to see that Halloween map! wheres the death cage! ...Axe

Thanks. The change is the graphics when you can see bomb ranges it does make a difference. But thanks for turning off the forced graphics. ...Axe

CHAOS WEST!! must Rise! and i hope eth had a great summer!~ ...Axe

Ziggy you need to take off the forced graphics set. Bomb ranges is like training wheels. the champ don't need training wheels. I have been able to remove some of you forced graphics but loading files mid subzone switch This particular forced set of graphics and the idea of this in the pub zone. Make me realize why i need to make a new zone. One that takes public play as the proper game. having the subzones of crap takes away from the main zone. When you kill the main zone with a game that is not chaos it is not worth playing. your graphics are nice and in another game they might be fun. But i have no need for em. Hallu everytime you kill the pub zone you kill the real game. If you want this zonetype. Make it a vector subzone. I don't want to play it. Have a good weekend tho!

Heheh Crushing for alls!! I am checking in from my underground bunker with a weak wireless connection. That on its own is grounds for crushing! I'm not seeing a lot of forum activity lets get it moving! Did that baseball shirt ever get produced! its logo was good. I do have t-shirt making presses etc if you need me to print it out or make some vinyl patches! I hope everyone had a successful summer session! The Dementos have been having fun and traveling also construction on a kitchen remodel and a house extension have gone well for one of my country retreats! New showers have been installed with a rainfall cascade option and a seat if you want to relax while showering. This should be enough to remove the smell of SS once again. Look for my arrival from the north! Be axecellent to one another! the choas state of mine.... will once again bring the joy and pain! like sunshine and rain.... ...Axe

Latest Demento Update Well summer is around us. The longest day approaches and my trip to the country is soon! I've had plenty of fun playing with everyone. Remember to play some ships have some fun and don't be a chump Renegade continue to rule the zone.. I will look to check in Aug/Sept. My last day of play for this quarter will be Friday 21st of June. Once again remember to play a ship or park a ship. When people see even one person around it leads to 2 and 3 and so forth The PUB (chaos) is the game. When it does well all parts go well. Hallu I hope you add more stats to the stats page. including Flag Points. Biggest kills of the month. Largest ships greened etc. Those in School great work pushing through soon you will do what you want to. Those at work. Keep growing your monies soon you will do what you want to. Those retired. Keep having fun. Hopefully you are doing what you want to. Those who are angry harness it but enjoy yourself more. To those who will miss Demento! Feel free to give a post here! To those who are glad that i am gone prove it and play more SS. After all if me being gone increases the population it is my gift to you. If the zone population goes down! Then play like Demento and bring it back up. and if nothing changes enjoy the fact that the game goes on with or without us and that is a good game. ...Axe in the words of Bill Ted and Axe Be Axecellent to one another.

Fun Zone.