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Agreed... Waste. -Lynx

I believe that due to his balls not actually "dropping" during birth, less testerone was released causing better skin, rounder boobs, more female like features... and whatnot... but anyway, they're not from males... (p.s. Lupus ftw) But there is mathematical equations for the perfect bum and perfect boobs... I'm sure with a little googlin' you could find them. -Lynx

MASH Potatoe? You do realise he's doing this for a GIRL other than his mother, right? I mean, put yourself in the girls shoes... They're going to look at that mash potatoe, and think.. Hrmm.. I've got to eat this, and try to even keep part of my dignity/look sexy - poor girl. Anyway, stick with something that tastes good, is a small serving, that doesn't smell too strong and looks good on the dish. Also, make sure it's something she's had before, as you don't want to get her at all nervous (unless you want her to act more spontaneously, and you're sure that spontaneous behaviour won't end in you not hitting it at the end of the night) - although I guess that you both were going out for a while, she will probably just say "Arrr I'm starvin'" and scoff it all down. :/ Either way, you should know her, and she could use this as a test to see how well you do know her, so think carefully, and it will probably be wise to disregard everything everybody has said, including myself, and just think about the past, and what did/did not work - try to trigger good memories, that always works well with girls. -Lynx

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I love my Coffee, anybody who's ever worked on anything SS related with me (I don't sleep when I do) - knows how much I love my Coffee.. -Lynx

Notice how he didn't say GIRLS !@#$%^&*. (I think you mean sphincter anyways) Normally right now I'd say.. "Prison was hard" or something, but as we're being so literal here, then I've only licked one female sphincter in my life, and I can't say I got a rush from it. Also, I did mean spinx, it's British lingo. As you're a dumbed down simpleton, you wouldn't understand. <3 -Lynx

Although I don't often post here, I involved myself in all the interesting Law debates, and pretty much all the Political* debates at college. -Lynx *Political, i.e. for ALevel Politics students, such as myself.

Put some benzodiazepines in there, just incase. -Lynx

ZOMG SHE SHOWED ME HER BRA!! -Lynx

IRDONE> -Lynx

I've licked a spinx or two in my time. -Lynx

Benzodiazepines, guaranteed sex. -Lynx

Should have carried on negging her but complementing her friend so she wants you more. Psychology is awesome. -Lynx

Yeah, you had to hold your wee to win a wii. Again though, drinking loads of water and urinating a lot is also bad, as you flush your systems toxins, and can fall into a coma. -Lynx

You'd also have to be preventing yourself from Urinating and not be perspiring much neither. -Lynx

What the re!@#$%^&* is attempting to say, is that drinking too much water can eventually cause your brain to swell, stopping it regulating vital functions such as breathing, and causing death. The more water that you drink... the kidneys can't keep up... more dilution of the blood... hence more water to the brain... hence swelling.. blah blah blah. -Lynx

The Fratellis - Ole Black'n'Blue Eyes

Adobe Master Collection CS3 -Lynx

I'm from London, most of the black people I know are carrying knifes. -Lynx

You and her are an item again eh? -Lynx

Drown yourself... by drinking it? -Lynx

Gnarls Barkley - Just a thought....

You know, I still have a Hope MonoM4 pot brake, in very good condition if you want it. It will just need to be de contaminated. I've not touched it since 2005 though, so I'm not sure if it will work. I took all the break fluid out of it, so it should be okay with a flush. I think I even have a Truvativ carbon crankset that I paid near 250 for... If I can find them you can have it all for free... Not sure if I want to give away my snap on tool box and tools.. When I used the hope break though, it was probably one of the best brakes I ever used. Even better than my 8Pots because I spent so much time tuning it. Only the one though, I never bothered with a front brake.. -Lynx I'll look in my bikehut later to see what else I can find... I remember there being a a XT gearset too, because I went single drive before I sold.. Oh, and I have a ChainPimp too, they're excellent tensioners. Hrmm.. Just been looking on EBay... Thinking of buying a full DH bike to give me a good workout for getting to work, and getting to the gym. I can't believe how cheap they are now - might borrow a friends bike and go to Esher to see if there are any good deals going on...

It goes for anything, even if you drink gallons of water you can fall into a coma. -Lynx