ROFL I'm going to try to roll Unix's ideas into a single item: Name: Ring of Abusiveness (not a Signature) Description: A ring that is !@#$%^&*ociated to the account and not any particular ship, granting its owner useful powers. Cost: $2M Commands: ?steal - takes another player's money and adds it to your account ?hop - power hop to another freq, ignoring freq limits and passwords ?boot - kicks a player off of your freq into spec ?snoop - snoop on enemy team chat ?snoop - snoop on player private messages ?invis - toggles super cloak not detectable by x-radar ?addclock - adds seconds to the flag game clock to prevent team from winning ?forcedrop - forces flag carrier to drop flags wherever they are ?summon - forces a player to attach to you, even if they are on another team ?autowarp - automatically warps you away to a random location if your energy goes below 300 ?leech - leeches kill money from freq, even if they are enemy ?quickrunwin - changes player to a new priv freq, summons all flags to player and reduces game clock to zero I think you'll agree that this item would be very useful.