Pay for a 2 dollar hooker, nothing flashy, just find one that's willing to get pregnant, and give you custody of the baby straight away. Then with the $98 or so left, put it all in a secret bank account. Brainwash the child to follow specific instructions. Instructions should include: Do not withdraw the money from the account until 500,000 years after 2100. Impregnate a female with your child to carry on the family legacy, and should the line continue, the lucky member who will be born at around the time the money is to be withdrawn, will be heir to a throne that has been 500,000 years in the making. The amount of money that will have been ac!@#$%^&*ulated over that time will be so vast that said heir will be able to buy the best weapons of the day, and create a regime of fear revolving around himself or herself. Everyone on earth will wonder how this could have happened, and then they will try to retrace their steps back through history, and hopefully (though unlikely), they will discover that it was X`TERRANIA, who deposited the money, from so long ago. Thus you will be remembered in history as the mastermind of the dictator of the world. Everyone else's idea is !@#$%^&*ing boring. With this, you can immortalize yourself...hopefully.