Falcoknight

Look at it less as us winning our first round, and more as something like if the Miami Dolphins had beaten the Patriots.

For several rounds now, the SSCentral Gods, under the command of Dav, have been the predominant clan in SSRPG. They have decisively defeated anything thrown in front of them.. Until now. This round, the Gods rival clan, known previously as Penis and 1337 soldiers, now known as Lollerskates, has matched the Gods blow for blow, and now, as we cross the halfway mark of this round and enter the homestretch, the Lollerskates have proven to be more resilient. Upon entering the round, Lollerskates lost its former leader, JDS, due to a ban, though this did not put us at much of a disadvantage as Aileron was not playing for the Gods, so it was pretty even. Dav used his strategy of utilizing the clicker to get a large boost early in the round and so did Falco, something the Gods did not expect. In fact it caught them so off guard, one of their members even tried to claim foul play. As the round progressed, Lollerskates and the Gods seemed pretty evenly matched, both having small stretches of time where they would outscore the other. But, as time wore on, the Lollerskates proved to have the better strategy, activity, and determination, as is evident just looking at tonights ranks. We are 50% through the round, and ranks 1-4 are all members of Lollerskates. All the stat bonus points are owned by members of Lollerskates, and there is not one member of the Gods in the top 5. HoE, the Gods spy and bonus point machine, gave up when pressure was put on him by Rasta. Dav, the Gods champion, could not withstand the constant onslaught of attacks from Lollerskates members, and fell in ranks, eventually being forced to re-ship to take up massing the Lollerskates leading point scorers, myself and Rasta. With HoE out of the game, and Dav in a ship that can't hope to eventually be scoring highly, and the highest ranking member of the Gods coming in at 6th place, it seems that only some miracle or drastic turn of events can turn the tide in their favor. With each day the Lollerskates pull farther and farther into the lead, and the Gods situation looks more abysmal. We, the Lollerskates, declare SSCentral Gods pwnt. P.S. Yes, if we lose in the end to the Gods, I will acknowledge the strong re!@#$%^&*ation related to this post.

Unit Production 300 per 60 minutes(In 37 minutes) Money Gain per 60 minutes 40,856,740 greens(In 37 minutes) =D Sexy income ftmfw! Oh yeah, Sound, you're going to need to double your army before you can try and m!@#$%^&* me

I trained a few thousand more troops into spies/sentries. And you're still not doing more than 150m damage a day to my weapons. And my UP is up to 300. So yeah, considering I only have enough weapons to actually equip like 120k soldiers, you've still got a !@#$%^&*load of soldiers to kill before you hurt my ranks or even scratch my income. So I was looking at my ranks and I thought, "Why do I need 1,300,000,000 spy? Rasta has #1, I don't need to keep dumping money into it." So I sold some stuff. Army: 597,945 Sorry Dav.

Emos are better seen and not heard. ...Actually, they're better ignored all together.

I don't believe Sui was ever in Lollerskates, and since he only has 100 troops it's pretty obvious he never actually did anything. masscarnage has been MIA for a few weeks. Don't start calling ourselves a clan? I believe two or more people helping eachother towards a common goal cons!@#$%^&*utes as a team, or in the case of SSRPG, a clan. And since Rasta, myself, and Hotdog take up 1, 2, 3, I'd say we're a clan that's doing quite well.

Well, Sound, besides Rasta attacking you, we have been a clan =P Rasta and I have been exchanging goods that each of us need to help, like him sending me repels/sentry items and myself sending him turns to attack Dav. Static Burn for a while was sending me troops, I probably got like 40,000 troops from him. In the beginning of the round masscarnage and I exchanged items that benefited each of our own ships, etc, etc.

Couldn't be worse than 2007.

I'd say take it out at the end of the round. But I think Lollerskates have proven how transfer, when used properly, can make a clan wtfpwn everyone. And yeah, I had #1 sentry again, but I don't care so much this time since either way the points are going to lollerskates.

We'll see. If you guys actually get organized enough to become a nuisance, I'll just buy enough mercs so that my army is too large to be attacked. If I save up three days, with my UP and buying mercs I can probably be at well over 400,000 troops ^^

Sound, what Rasta and I are getting at by saying he is the only one who can hurt me is that he's the only one who can take my money massing doesn't go too far when your target, without even having to attack anyone, makes enough money to repair all his items, replace all his troops, and then still have more money to spend on growth than you make in a full day of income. I make over 38m an hour, so in a day I make over 912,000,000 points. That's over 900 million points that none of you can touch. So basically, unless Dav manages to get himself and like, 6 other players to m!@#$%^&* me each and every day, he's going to be hard pressed to do 900m worth of damage in, what, the 7 attacks you are allowed for massing? Even with his levi. Edit: Ail MIA?

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Dav, at one point someone in Gods, I think it was slicer, was massing me every day for over a week. It had a little effect because it basically cancelled out my 125 UP at the time, but even that didn't slow me down very much. With thousands of mercs I didn't have, and a higher UP and income, it will take a !@#$%^&* of a lot to slow down my growth, and even if you can stop me from growing, there's no one with the stats high enough to take second place or #1 defense/sentry for the Gods.

1) do you really have that much hair at 15, that you need a razor? btw: imho, i do think its sad lol 2)why not just get a nice $90 Bose pair... those last a long time... or are these earbuds that you pack in ur bag? 1) yeah, I had the mach 5 gillette thing, but since the packs of razors are 12 bucks each for a four pack, ive spent the same in the two years ive had it as it would cost to buy a nice electric one. I just used it for the first time and while it has an amazingly close shave, it also misses a bunch of hairs and seems to take just as long to shave with it, though the little manual claims it will take "Up to 3 weeks for your face to 'adjust' to the new way of shaving" and have a close shave. I need to shave every other day, so yeah it was worth it for me. 2) yeah, they're earbuds that I put in my bag, run with, etc which is why they don't last long. a bose pair would be good for at home though.

Got banned from TW last new years for going on and spamming profanities to bring in 2007.

You didn't really think the Giants would win, did you?

Classless? Sounds to me like other people are just whiny. This is professional football, not some middle school league where everyone it's all about self-esteem. Last time I checked the mindset of an athlete is to play at 100%, 100% of the time. If you're an athlete getting paid millions of dollars to play a child's game, I !@#$%^&* well expect you to be playing your hardest for that money, and not to have the coach decide the team can ease up just because they're dominating. !@#$%^&*, maybe it's just because I've always been raised around the philosophy that in any serious compe!@#$%^&*ion the "No Mercy Rule" is always in effect. Even in high school sports the philosophy is "Go balls to the wall or don't go at all." (This is track, but the example is still relevant) That's a meet from last season, and I'm the Lewiston track team. As you can see from the scores, we absolutely raped the other 5 teams at the meet up the !@#$%^&*, but do you think we went into that meet saying "Put in some decent effort, but these teams are nothing to us, so just relax"? No, our coach told us to go out there and destroy everyone, he told us he wanted us to be the first track team he coaches to put 250 points on the board, and we went out and did just that. And after that, I don't remember anyone from any other team, or supporters of any other team say "Jeez, Lewiston has no class, they went out and stomped those other teams instead of just winning and calling it a day." So why am I hearing that crap from people about professional FOOTBALL?! So to answer the question of.. A team that goes 16-0. A team that plans on winning, and will do whatever it takes to do so and at the same time send the message that they're the best and they're coming to massacre you, and if the other team doesn't have the same goal, then it's their own fault that they lose by ridiculous scores like 52-7.

Not as much as you'd like. After you and Dav massing me, you two didn't even manage to get through my merc wall, so you didn't lower my income any. So seeing as you only got through about 3000 mercs and I had 4600 left, I just bought 10,000 more =) And then I still had enough money left to repair all my items fully, and get covert level 10 ^_^ I think the real reason massing was so effective on Dav was the fact that Rasta had both the ability to m!@#$%^&* him, AND to break through his defense and take his money. So he would come online several thousand troops less, with damaged weapons, and no money to remedy either problem. And since rasta is the only one who can break through my defense, all you guys do is take out a few thousand mercs without touching my income or money, so I log on with 700m+, and after repairs and troops replacements I still have a good 550-600m to spend. And looking at these stats... I'm not too worried about anyone sabbing me or taking my money.

Yeah, the holidays left a bunch of people vulnerable. But I told you guys it would be different when Penis/1337/lollerskates decided to play to win

Our family finally exchanged gifts. Highlights: sexy Norelco electric shaver (Is it sad that I'm 15 and asked for this and was so stoked when I got it?) and a bunch of pairs of headphones, since the lifetime of headphones I own is usually about 2-3 months.

As I said in the phone call to my friend when Brady broke the touchdown p!@#$%^&* record (My friend has a ridiculous man crush on Peyton Manning), I'll also say to all the Anti-Pats people out there drinking their bottles of Haterade: Suck it.

Uh, yeah, no. From what I gather, a Yamukah actually has some religious importance to a Jew, I don't believe Santa has anything to do with the religious meaning of Christmas. At least, last time I checked it was celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ, not celebrating an overweight fictional character delivering presents to children. Though if the school does something like, say, allow the wearing of yamukahs but does not allow someone to wear a necklace with a cross on it, then I would completely agree with you. The ironic thing is that while I pointed out before how my school takes the PC movement insanely seriously to the point where you can't say happy holidays if you are a teacher, you are allowed to wear a yamukah, or a headdress if you're a woman, or a necklace with a cross on it.

He has spy bonus too. GGwtfpwned. The Gods are down and almost out.

4000 and I already bought plenty more mercs.

10 turns an attack won't stop rasta when I'm his turn supplier =o