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First of all, Lynx is better than you, and always has been. At everything. Second of all, holyshitthisgameisstillalive? Thirdly, advertising on 4chan? Really?

So we become aware around mid-day? Let's say between 2 and 3pm. I would be at track practice. I'd probably get some people from the team and close friends (most of which are on the team and would be with me) to immediately jump in a vehicle or vehicles and head out to my house. It will be before the heavy flow of traffic appears from people getting off work from 5-7, and seeing as the city I go to school in only has around 35,000 people, there's never traffic anyway. Once we're on the road, my house would be the best location. I live about 20 miles outside the city, and I live in what we all affectionately call "East Bum!@#$%^&*." On the way from the city to my house there's a grocery store (about 5 miles from the road I live on). We would stop there and quickly stock up, probably just enough for a month or two. We would then continue to my house. We have maybe one neighbor on either side of my property, both a good 1/2 or 3/4 of a mile away. On my property is my house, which is set back from the road by about 150-200 yards. In between my house and the road is my uncle's home, a smaller home but it has a large window that gives a full view of the road both ways for several miles. Behind both homes is a mobile home my uncle owns that he rents out to people, !@#$%^&*uming it would be vacant, it's just another place for us to use. He also has a 4 wheeler in the garage along with a large boat that could fit a decent amount of people comfortably and naturally we have all our vehicles. My grandfather already owns plenty of guns. Between him and my uncle who both live on our property we'd have several handguns, shotguns, and rifles. !@#$%^&*, we'd even probably have BB guns and cap guns, and plenty of ammo for all. I'll make the !@#$%^&*umption my uncle, parents, and grandparents were all in the city and zombified, so it's me and probably 6-10 friends on our own. Knowing we had limited time, even though we're a good 20 miles from the center of the danger, I'd probably set to having us setup some sort of communication between the three buildings. The reason for this being simple; Zombie or not, they'll want to travel across easier surfaces, like roads, instead of thick forest. A group of 2-4 people would have to always be on watch in the small home near the road so that we don't ever get caught off guard by a group of zombies traveling the road right up our !@#$%^&*es (From the main house you can only see who is on the road once they're in front of the house due to the tree-line). The communication set up between the homes would allow the people in the smaller home to alert the main house if anyone is seen coming up the road either way. If the danger was great, they could use the 4 wheeler/vehicle available/whatever to get to the main house as quickly as possible. After the communication was set up, we would go about fortifying the property. A pretty easy job, really. My grandparents and uncle are constantly building on to their homes or whatever, so we have a !@#$%^&* load of tools and building supplies, and if we run out of wood, we have three chainsaws and countless trees. We actually own a 100 yard roll of barbed wire as well, so we'd put that to use. We'd have two dogs, one small and about 45lbs, but this thing starts barking up a storm if a leaf moves on the lawn, so it would be an alarm of sorts. The other is massive, 120lbs at least, so it would be a guard dog/meat shield if worse comes to worse. So now we have enough supplies for a month or two, on top of what was already in the house (and we have an entire pantry full of canned food, so I'd estimate we have, conservatively, 3 months of food), an alert system in case of a group of zombies, enough weaponry to equip 4-6 people with guns and ammo, 4 vehicles plus an ATV and a boat that can fit everyone. (Should note that the vehicles would include two pick-up trucks, an SUV, and a minivan.) Also should point out that while the main home which will be our "living quarters" is the closest to the woods, there is still 50-100 yards of flat and open ground inbetween the house and the treeline in every direction. Also, the house is two floors, but built into a hill, so it would be relatively difficult to effectively surround it. Living in the country, we obviously have private wells, so public works turning off the water would be a non-issue. Also, we have a fireplace that heats the entire house pretty well, so heat won't be much of an issue either. There's a generator in both our garage and my uncle's, so we'll have some power when we need it, too. So we're set. If we need gasoline or !@#$%^&* like toilet paper, there's a tiny gas station that no one ever goes to at the end of my road about a mile away. As it is there aren't many people in the city 20 miles away, and the only other city is even farther in the other direction and it has substantially less people. With the fortifications available to us, the weaponry, water, power, vehicles, buildings, we'd be set for as long as we needed to be. More than likely after we have everything set up we'd head back to the grocery store about 5 miles away and stock up on even more !@#$%^&*. I think the only thing that could really overwhelm us would be if a group of 50+ zombies somehow managed to surprise us and surround the entire house, and even then, between the fortifications, 6 people with guns picking them off from the deck that's 12 feet in the air on the front of the house, and whatever else we had I think we'd stand a !@#$%^&* good chance of surviving as long as we needed to. Zombies wouldn't be a threat for long. The initial spread-out from the city (to show just how small Maine is, the city with 35,000 people is the second biggest population-wise in the state) would be the most dangerous part, and I'm guessing they'd stick to the places with a lot of people (food) for a decent amount of time. As long as we could last until the winter we would be set. The Zombies COULD NOT survive a winter like we had this year, snowing every few days and near 0 temps would wipe them out like nobody's business. After that we could probably relatively safely start sending out smoke signals or looking for survivors and rebuilding society.

When I lived in the city Digital Cable with more channels overall + internet access through the cable company cost lest than what I'm paying now for satellite and a much, much slower internet access.. I don't know what provider you have that would make digital cable so expensive.

Gotta +1 this entire post.

I only have 1gb RAM, and I really haven't had any problems with Vista. Maybe it's because the most strenuous thing I do with this laptop is download music, but meh.

Having grown up with cable, and for the past 4 years having satellite, I can say cable owns satellite, hands down. Every time we have a bad snow storm we get spotty television service at best; we lose the signal every 20 minutes.

Did you buy them using your Frequent Friendzone Flier points? OOOH somebody stop me!

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Not at all. Someone could be entirely capable of running this country, but if at the same time they thought that all black people were inferior and should be treated as such, I'd say that should be weighed heavily in people's minds before voting for him. Personal beliefs come second to policy and competence, but they are still a very real factor.

Yesterdays storm gave us our 7th snow day, pushing our day of getting out of school from June 11 to June 20. Another school near here used their 11th or 12th and is considering Saturday sessions. Over 70,000 people lost power yesterday, and the state as a whole is facing a massive salt shortage, and is finding they cannot properly salt many roads to sufficiently get rid of the ice. And we have another good month or two of winter. This is looking to be the worst winter in Maine in around 10 years.

Bad band... Or worst band? And is their lead singer a male or a female? I honestly can't tell.

It's going to come down to McCain vs. Obama, I'd honestly be happy with either, though happier with Obama. Hilary..Just...No. Ron Paul is crazy. Huckabee seems like a personable guy, but anti-evolution? Sorry bud, I couldn't live with my conscience if you were the leader of the free world.

Thanks for that, doesn't change that it's the old version.

Depends on how rigid the stick is Why has this topic shifted to talking about my penis?

That TD is the !@#$%^&*ty old version anyway. If you can install the newer version so I can put up a nice 250k+ score and laugh at you guys.

So you believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny than? I !@#$%^&*umed that we're making the ridiculously idiotic generalizations that all Agnostics can't make up their mind about all fictional characters and that people of faith believe in every single fictional character. Good, sound, logical argument though, Bak.

in 2012 the Patriots will go 18-0 again, and lose the Super Bowl again, and because of the massive amount of disappointment introduced into the universe from both 2008 and 2012 so close together, the world will explode.

I've gotta say, the Giants played their heart out in that game. Wish I could say the same for the Patriots.

6,500,000 man army FTW!

That shouldn't effect it... I've bought well over 10-20,000 of them before and not had this happen o_0

It's not as if I'm doing anything useful with the money =P Since Ail made it clear it's impossible for Gods to win, I sold all my crap and bought a few million more mercs. Now I have some more items, but I may sell them for more mercs as well. I just want to see how big I can get my army =o

I wish we had had the colonies sooner. Making over 2.5bil a day makes me happy in my pants.

I'm 5'3 and have never ingested any alcohol. I could probably get drunk off the fumes of rubbing alcohol.