Greased_Lightning

Mmmm preseason football (feels up sister)...hmm...still no wood

http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2003053760816.gif Looks like our good buddy TiQ's sodomy has struck the comics pages.

a.k.a. the greatest place in the world, nay, strike that, UNIVERSE

Oooh looks like I struck a nerve with my inbreeding-bashing huh Snoo?

As I said yesterday in pub... Preseason football is like feeling up your sister, you just don't get wood.

Fox News

what about someone who takes a liquid explosive and then just before leaving for the airport, uses a catheter to introduce that liquid into his bladder via IV? There's no way to check for that!!! Everyone should be FORCED to piss before boarding an airplane... take a crap too and analyze it for explosives. If you can't go under pressure, you get arrested. If you already pissed or shat, you get arrested. If your piss contains abnormally high levels of testosterone, you're Floyd Landis

It's not far-fetched to think that out of the 3000 or so people who died, at least one played SS. That was one of the rare mornings that I didn't turn on the news on my drive to school

*commences marveling*

Am I the only one deeply disturbed by recent events surrounding TiQ?

So how long til someone posts on here that this is the US's fault and that the terrorists are actually freedom fighters that have no other choice? Really, I wanna know because I'll plan my day around seeing that and then spending the rest of it marveling at stupidity.

It isn't hitting on her if there's the implied threat of job termination, Mike.

Sexy German !@#$%^&* sounds like a porn site... where do I sign up? Sweaty Genital Center sounds like a clinic that specializes in the overcompensations by sweat glands on the scrotum... where do I sign up?

2:ER>Greased> she's my perfect woman of the week 2:ER>Greased> cuz shes almost as smart as me 2:Vile Requiem> I'm smarter then you greasy, want to !@#$%^&* me? 2:WileE> my remote is smarter than reasy 2:ER>Greased> let me qualify my last statelemt, she's smarter than me... and shes HOT 2:ER>Greased> note the "SHE"s about 2 minutes later.... 2:Vile Requiem> Is there a problem with being gay? 2:ER>Greased> yes 2:TiQ> no 2:ER>Greased> yes 2:nahtaiveL gniK> everyone once and a while 2:TiQ> i will tolerate it vile. 2:TiQ> i won't shun you 2:Vile Requiem> sounds like you're raping tiq 2:Vile Requiem> yes...NO...yes...NO 2:WileE> it isnt rape if Tiq likes it 2:TiQ> or if he does not know about it 2:Vile Requiem> It's kinda hard to not know that something is repeatidly thrusted up your !@#$%^&* 2:TiQ> so i wouldn't know. right now, i am sitting on a swivel chair 2:TiQ> and i don't think my swivel chair is sodomizing me 2:Vile Requiem> yes...yes it is 2:TiQ> prove it 2:WileE> can you prove it is not 2:TiQ> yes. 2:WileE> how? 2:Vile Requiem> It's very hard to prove a negative 2:Vile Requiem> thus the burden of proof is on the prosceution 2:WileE> then disprove a positive 2:TiQ> no it isn't. because either my swivel chair is sodomizing me, or it isn't. and it is not. if it was, then...well, i guess i would have a problem *Edited out the pub chat stuff

mmm she's a hottie. we need to get her to join SMG. i got first dips on the sex.

yeah sama get off your lazy !@#$%^&* and how about a big big big sbl? haven't had a big one in awhile

lol better get used to the term cell phone here (I must be the only person in america without one thank God)... and yes, a lot of ppl overdue it on the flags but hey, what are you gonna do?

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!

Trip is a midget

Sardonik> Hey Greased, I'm still not wearing pants

Forgive the grievous bump, but some of these are too good to leave in the dust of page 21. I still laugh at these.

Numbers kinda range between 0 and 40 And Lisa... you don't need to throw a !@#$%^&* fit over every little thing said. Take a ritalin or something. Sheesh.

ER>Greased> shrap i guess ER>Herpz> Wait ER>Greased> what ER>Herpz> Mac and cheese is boiling ER>Greased> lol ER>Herpz> brb

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