Greased_Lightning

No fair, I live in the US, I want turkey day now!!!

College education free for the poor? What a load of f'king crap! I worked hard in school to get some academic scholarships for college because my parents aren't made of money and they shouldn't have to be burdened with MY choices. I work for the university in research to make money to pay tuition and gain experience for my career. In the summer, I go home to help out my folks on the farm because of what they've done for me in the past. I don't want mine or my parents' hard earned money to be taxed to give someone else a free ride just because the government says they live below the poverty line. It's like rewarding someone for NOT working, which is the exact opposite of how it is supposed to be.

Gravitron, when I saw that poster... my penis sneezed.

Move it to North Dakota and I'll guarantee snow and tempuratures around or below -20 F....plus, then I'll attend.

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I hate the whole "blame the government for the hurricane" mentality. First off, federal funding was made available back in the 90s to update and strengthen the New Orleans levy system. What did they use it for though? Casinos, mardi gras, beads, !@#$%^&* like that. You want to blame government? Blame Louisiana and New Orleans officials for sitting on their !@#$%^&*es and using funds for little bull!@#$%^&* things like a park or a taco stand. Another thing, it's not like the hurricane appeared out of nowhere like a tornado. They knew it was coming towards the Gulf Coast days and days beforehand. They had New Orleans in the predicted storm path days and days before landfall. It was a strong storm as they had seen days and days before it made landfall, yet so many people didn't leave. Now, there are some people who obviously couldn't get out as easily; the elderly, small children, sick, injured. But a lot of the people !@#$%^&*ing are those who stayed in the city and looted. The first days after the storm were filled with video and picture of hundreds (thousands?) of people in the city looting and wreaking havoc. Military and police helicopters came under small arms fire by these groups, and they wonder why they were reluctant to go in? Furthermore, it's not like you can just snap your fingers and have hundreds of buses and trucks and supplies hundreds and thousands of miles across country just like that. There are no huge warehouses marked "In Case of Emergency, Break Gl!@#$%^&*" containing trucks ready to go at a moment's notice. The logistics of trying to get the personel there, supplying THEM, and then also supplying the people who they are supposed to rescue are enough to make a person shoot himself. Lastly... and most importantly, to anyone complaining who lost their homes or businesses in New Orleans... YOU BUILT YOUR HOME/BUSINESS AND LIVED IN AN AREA BELOW SEA LEVEL RIGHT NEXT TO THE OCEAN. COMMON SENSE SAYS THAT AT SOME POINT, YOU WILL BE FLOODED. They want to blame someone? Blame their local and state elected officials for not ussing the money they got for what it was intended. And after that, blame themselves for being so stupid as to live in a sunken swamp. Oh, and there were 4 planes. Nobody ever seems to remember that one hit the Pentagon, but everyone remembers the one in the field. A bit off topic perhaps, but I feel better now.

Anyone seen that Dominoes commercial where they advertise their new brownies or whatever the !@#$%^&* the call them? I was watching TV and that came on and I just yelled out, "OMG it's a hairy box!" and my roomate came out and saw it and we both laughed and laughed and laughed. Then he got cancer.

I see an upside down Charlie Brown holding two pistols, missing one leg, and the other is swollen from a serious snakebite. All Hail Greased!

Show me a member of PETA (the real PETA) and I'll show you someone who: 10. Is mentally re!@#$%^&*ed. 9. Hasn't shaved his/her legs/armpits/genitals in years 8. Should be shot. 7. Who should then have all their pieces used. 6. Who's probably a Tom Cruise wannabe. 5. Claims to be a PETA member while using tires (animal fats go into tire production). 4. Claims to love animals but will !@#$%^&* about dog!@#$%^&* on the sidewalk. 3. Is not hot. 2. Is not cool. 1. Has not been laid in years (if ever).

!@#$%^&* we could have a 17th comic strip just about the constant changes and drama in staff, that or a soap opera. either way it would work, just need the music and long face closeups

lol i only left it out because it never came on my screen ... maybe you typed that part in a chat

lol 10 minutes in pub... Greased_Li> i just found out this week that this one chick i once considered boning has the warts :/ TiQ> close call Greased_Li> too close aelig> nice aelig> lol Greased_Li> my new line, "Hey baby, wanna take a blood test?" TiQ> WHEN I WAS YOUNG IT SEEMED THAT LIFE WAS SO WONDERFUL. A MIRACLE, OH IT WAS BEAUTIFUL, MAGICAL! Greased_Li> then, you got herpes? aelig> :/ aelig> nice pickup line Greased_Li> its either that or use a hefty bag soaked in rubbing alcohol TiQ> my line is "i'm sweet like honey and just as sticky. bone me" TiQ> i am gay Greased_Li> I KNEW IT TiQ> don't take my word for it tho, i am not always sure aelig> TiQ> cuz once i was downloading this porn and it was labelled "two hot blondes" TiQ> and i was like "alright, yay" Greased_Li> gay ppl can suck my balls... well, not all gay ppl, lesbians i guess... hot lesbians TiQ> but it turned out to be two blonde buff gay guys aelig> lol, been there, done that aelig> fortunately Greased_Li> been there done that two blonde buff guys? TiQ> it was pretty discomforting aelig> yeah Greased_Li> ... TiQ> i maen, when i think two hot blondes, you know.. Greased_Li> !@#$%^&* aelig> the downloading the wrong porn thing TiQ> but i watched it anyway Greased_Li> oh aelig> lol aelig> roflmao aelig> Tiq, !@#$%^&* man aelig> brb Greased_Li> you ARE gay TiQ> like i said greased TiQ> i can't be too sure TiQ> don't post that on convos Greased_Li> too late TiQ> :\ TiQ> whatev. i get hard for women. that's all the proof i need Lonely? Bored? Need Help or an event partner? Type ?chat=17th Greased_Li> if you get hard for men too, you're still gay TiQ> no, that makes me bisexual aelig> true TiQ> but it wasn't like i was hard while it happened Greased_Li> bisexual men are gay TiQ> it was just weird. i actually felt sick aelig> but then again, you're only bi if you had sex w/both TiQ> guys the guy was freaking !@#$%^&*aulting his buddy's rectum TiQ> ruthless aelig> that's sick TiQ> i gotta listen to heavy metal music now aelig> lol TiQ> to make myself feel clean and manly TiQ> gay guys don't listen to megadeth. Greased_Li> you know that 92% of heavy metal listeners are gay? like, prison gay aelig> yes TiQ> they listen to gwen stefany aelig> and Gwar aelig> That's the manly gay, though Greased_Li> ASSS listen to girly music, ASSS listen to hip hop, prison man-rapers listen to metal aelig> depending on which end you're on TiQ> i wonder if butch lesbian ever bag hot lesbians aelig> of course aelig> :/ Greased_Li> !@#$%^&* butch lesbians stealing hot chicks from the hetero pool TiQ> yeah TiQ> i am part of the hetero pool TiQ> so that angers me Greased_Li> so you are officially announcing your non-gayness? TiQ> yes Greased_Li> is that coming in or is it still in the room watching TV Greased_Li> whoa... private freqs? aelig> or just closing the closet door TiQ> one time, my friend drew sent me a link, and it was the most vile, disgusting thing i ever saw aTypically> goatse? aelig> lemonparty.org TiQ> it showed these latin girls, and they were fooling around with eachother so i was thinkin "oh neat." Greased_Li> this sounds bad aelig> lol Greased_Li> and then the guy comes out ofyour closet and !@#$%^&*rapes you to metal music? TiQ> i think i cried when i saw that. i forget Greased_Li> wow Greased_Li> ur a !@#$%^&* TiQ> yeah. i never accept links from him anymore

I didnt go to M!@#$%^&* this week, I wonder if reading a Delic post counts?

100!!!!!!!!!!!

*sniff* I never got such a friendly send off Sama... you go girl

Let africa kill itself, they've been doing such a good job of it for so many years that they must enjoy it. Me? I'll stick to football. and subspace.

tank

DOA is alive? wow

lol that's funny. I don't see other groups investigating themselves over how bullets from AK-47s are used. It's a bomb (or artillery). Pretty self-evident how they would be used. But yeah, cluster munitions like that with that kind of failure rate shouldn't be used in high civilian concentration areas as it's just like land mines. Since there are precision bombs available, they shouldn't resort to almost carpet bombing areas because they know that eventually civilians will have to re-inhabit those places.

Yes, but that's not on topic perni, let's stick to the issue at hand here shall we?

MODERATOR WARNING: don't make me sodomize you. quit violating the !@#$%^&*ing rules you midget humping father !@#$%^&*er -TiQ MODERATOR WARNING: where have you been all my life... -TiQ ER>DriverX> !setwelcome Owls H00T I W00T * ER>DriverX rides a bike * Emblazon> -_- TiQLuvsSod> ?help TiQ is verbally abusing me thru usage of *warns Message has been sent to online moderators hemmorhoid> wtf is that driver? TiQ> stop pushing me away

That from the guy who just learned what the word means lol

...they make subspace for cell phones? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED?!

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