MikeTheNose

Are you having fun shooting?

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I like Cancer's pic and I hate yours.

Forum Killers don't need mercenaries.

Gravitron, windows was created so that more stupified people could use a computer.

It seems this news reporter has made a serious error. The war is not over and that parade we had was worthless. Well almost worthless considering the marti gra style, the ASSS, The girl with "I will suck ... for free" shirt, the E, err....anyway, what I mean to say is this. It seems that our former enemy, or should I say our current, known as SSCentral Gods is still alive. Yes, I said still alive. As unbelievable as this might be it's true. Forum Killers has recently discovered that the SSCentral Gods were using a type of device that reanimates dead cells on a subatomic level causing instantaneous cellular coercion and painful reactions which allows one to live again. We have since named this device the "Spawner". We have never seen nor even heard of this technology till now. And now onto some grave news. MikeTheNose, the leader of Forum Killers is dead. ... Well sort of. He's not quite dead but alive. Apparently Forum Killers developed a spawner ages ago but Area 52 has hid this information from everyone to prevent the ability of making everyone immortal. Our administration is currently placing the blame on some beurocratic subrussians who came up with the idea of hiding this amazing new, er-old technology. And in war development news today: We came across some intel on the whereabouts of the newly spawned SSCentral Members and have decided to kill them again. Hopefully some day they will give up and hand over our much priced Super Ship, the Nightwasp. We have killed Samapico, Aileron and their leader Freakmonger. Our attack on Dav went astray when a bomb was let off ontop of one of our allied groups who have since then forgiven us for the incident. We are placing the blame on this one to be a "lack of pilot in the !@#$%^&*pit" error. And apparently we have a comfirmed report that Steigerwald still has Freakmonger's head as a souviner. We have no idea how it happens but apparently the reanimation process only requires parts of one's body to renew missing peices. Not that Freakmonger really needed it anyway.

Professionalism is everything Witchie

Research and build ICBM weapons. Researching and building taking x amount of time. Once the guild has finished the research they have it forever but must build each one. Costing lots and lots of points to do. With a level restriction of course.

The war goes well for the Forum Killers. We gained intel from the subspace government earlier today of Freakmonger's whereabouts and spared no time in killing him. Apparently he was hiding out in an underground cave in the subspacian hills. Forum Killer forces have bombed the cave and have since then considered him dead. It seems that all of SSCentral God's leaders and most of their members are dead. This war is now over. Time for celebration shall between with a parade at SSCI Unreal Tournament's square tomorrow after Aileron's funeral. After a thorough search of the rubble, steigerwald has found Freakmonger's head and has taken it as a souvenir. The Forum Killers are currently developing WMD's to discourage any further attacks from non-aligned organizations. Please Beware.

In a raid today on SSCentral Gods, we have found the man responsible for Freakmonger's escape; Aileron. Unfortionately he was killed in action at the time so we were unable to uncover freakmongers' whereabouts, but we will continue searching. Memoral services for Aileron's family will happen at 8am tomorrow. And this just in: In a terrorist bombing attack, Slipped of the SSCentral Gods has commited suiciding while attempting to kill members of the Forum Killers. The killers only recieved minor cuts and bruses but Slipped was killed during the attempt. Suicide_Run of Forum Killers who was hit hardest by the blast had this to say "He came, we saw, he pushed a button and died".

We have banked those credits we stole and placed them into a swiss bank account. There is no way you can have them back.

In the news today we have ourselves an incident with a particularly stubborn bunch of insurgents known as the SSCentral Gods. We have helped to stop these insurgents by taking down their leaders, Samapico, Witchie_NL and Dav. Freakmonger illuded capture but he surely won't hide for long. Be on the lookout for this bullseye. Somehow Samapico got ressurrected only to find himself back down to 1hp, which later went back up to 30/50hp seconds afterwords. Apparently the Forum Killers guns were jammed and couldn't fire a shot off. ASSS! Look here again for more great news and thanks for listening.

Make a nuke cost 50k, anyone with 50k deserves it Witichie's bounty was mine, ALL MINE!

Revives cost too much....sorry dude you're on your own.

Not as bad as Samapico's 1hp left heal. And we all couldn't attack him.

I have revived you. Let peace reign between us.

Offensive and Defensive pacts. (Not recommended for use at low levels)

Not another guild to go to war with...!@#$%^&*it.

I second that...and can a mod move this to the proper forum?

Your guild mates let your health get low. Take it up with them.

Actually that wasn't a guild attack, that was just bad luck.

I am not spamming Steigerwald...I am just letting you know that I like to post

Need a posting point cap.

Ophie, as a council rep I can say that this is old news

Actually, anyone who creates a big guild will suffer due to not having many targets to attack. Unless they like attacking their own.....