"Dude, I will seriously gag your mouth with a sock, then I'll catch a cold, pry open your !@#$%^&* and sneeze in there and then i'll blow dry it until it's becomes really solid, and then the next time u poop ull have little snot balls all over" Go read novels, not picture books. epiphany: a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated by some simple, homely, or commonplace occurrence or experience. You're just making things worse.