The Real Picard

CORRECTED BY THE ORDER OF THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY.

LATE BREAKING NEWS ITEM! PENIS CLAN UPDATE! A sketchy video was released today by "Osama Bin Laden", wearing a pair of bermuda shorts and a caribbean shirt it was reported that he made several comments about a supposed late night party where he and Penis Prime Minister Sound took turns having their way with four modest camels, and then allowing the camels to return the gestures with them. The scenes were much to graphic to be shown, however clips are now being reported to be springing up all over YouTube and eBaums World. Indeed the pasty substance shown on their faces is believed to be produced by the male camels reproductive systems. While Osama Bin Laden praised Allah repeatedly, for a night of pleasure stating "this was more fun than a night with 40 virgins", Sound had no comment but was seen eyeing one of the four camels with a chesire cat like grin. It was further noted that Penis Prime Minister Sound refused to let any female camels attend the party, bringing more attention to a homosexual clan nature that enjoys male camels, or at least, a large part of the male camel. THIS POST EDITED BY REQUEST OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT!

yeah the day ain't over yet! wtf?! I had 12,396,412,211,502 money to spend in the bank at the last minute... oh well.

How can you tell what someone has in the bank???

Still a nooB, perhaps forever but what's the best way to do a one turn attack AND whats the best way to use your spies? Do you send 100 spies in to attack 1000 weapons?

ur respect is somthing I just dont need... Everybody needs respect... JDS, looks like you are going down too in RPG... lol go figure. And I thought there was some real compe!@#$%^&*ion in this game... lol

lol, you suck. "L" = Loser. TYVM

Wow, I could hardly believe rasta420 sitting there with over 4 BILLION in coinage right out there in the open for someone like me to swoop in and relieve him from his excess baggage when just yesterday it would seem he all but had this game at full throttle! LMAO well, long story short, I took his purse and made some nice upgrades to my armada. Thanks for surrendering to the power rasta420! Now, let's all set our targets on JDS! It's your turn bubba. TRP

Screw this planet! I'm moving!

I don't get it, you lost your penis's? That had to hurt BIG TIME!

I just gotta remember how to play now.

What's RPG?

It's tomorrow and I'm still drooling all over myself... I need to kill JDS soon! TRP

What kind of tease is this... I come in, see RPG, click on it so excitedly only to find this!!! "Sorry, an error occurred. If you are unsure on how to use a feature, or don't know why you got this error message, try looking through the help files for more information. The error returned was: The Army System 2.2 has been blocked from all access. This is due to some problem that occured. Please contact an admin to visit the Army System 2.2 sub-settings to correct this or contact support."

Know what? I'm just gonna QUIT the RPG (until they bring it back up). TRP

JOE! UPDATE THE !@#$%^&* NAMESERVERS!!! SHEESH ALREADY!

I've the shakes now, not being able to RPG... I almost shot a 7-11 clerk today who forgot to give me my receipt when I bought my Slurpee, people are saying I'm being paranoid because I know everyone is watching me, when the heck is RPG gonna be back up?! Where's my Lithium?! TRP

Wow I was actually missed while in Virginia Beach for my 26th Wedding Anniversary (yes to the same woman). JDS know this, I was am!@#$%^&*ing such a large bank roll that your complete annilation was inevitable. Your days were numbers... (all single digits too). Great to be back, sucks that the game is down, but I'm ready for the next round. And why do you use a penis with a bend in it and a swahsticker tatoo'd on it? That had to hurt if thats what you did your jimmy! LOL TRP

If I were I would walk down the street with plenty of cash hanging out of every pocket and a loaded 45 in each hand just waiting for somone to try and grab a dollar or two, that's pretty much why I don't go to New York. I hear Rikers Island is pretty bad.

Independence Day 2007! Best wishes to all! TRP

Requesting all trolls to check this out... a way cool link to an exciting game!!! http://forums.sscentral.com/index.php?auto...ueid=mWuFbHx5Kl Figure this is an appropriate place for this sort of thang! TRP

From what I witnessed wub managed to come in around 11:10 am before attacks opened and moved about 13 million before anyone could get it... something smells fishy to me... but what do I know? I only was here at 11pm last night and 11am this morning trying to attack every minute for 15+ minutes in a row... ACK! I'm turning into a RPG junkie!!!

Oh I see how it is now... you needed wub to get in first and shift his money around... sheesh! TRP

Cmon, you keep telling us 11 pm, 11 am, you're stringing us along. If you've got too much on your plate, give this to someone else, it's not fair to keep those of us who are trying to enjoy the game frustrated due to your stress. I truly hope you find a job very soon, though punctuality will be a major factor for you my friend. Frustrated, TRP

I was drunk like that once. Maybe twice. Ok, maybe a few times. !@#$%^&*, all right LAST NIGHT too! Happy 4th of July! TRP