Zioneer

Bah I was hoping you'd fall for it :1 Hehe Thank you! Well I was overtired when I typed it, took about 15 minutes http://www.hitemup.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif It's funny how your imagination is affected by your sleepiness! Well anyways I just thought I'd spice up your usual complaint story, I think it was about time because it got boring very fast.

Sigh Telson.... come on man..

Sigh. I can't hold it inside much longer.... time has come to come clean, right here, right now. I can not go on living in a lie like I have been for so long.... Joker, what can I say, you caught us. We're all cheaters. It was planned years ago, everyone was given instructions on how to cheat by Elite One like 3 years ago, we were given software (the software has had a lot of different names, 2 I remember were Lagtronic and LEGO.exe), we were given tactics on now to play better with lag in events like rumble, and we were given contracts that we had to sign to SWEAR that we didn't tell you or people close to you about this. We were also told that we could only mention it outside of SubSpace. I'm not really sure why Elite One chose you as victim, we were never given any straight answers.. Whenever someone asked EO "why Joker?" he said "be happy with what I gave you. I can take it away as fast as I gave it to you". So we couldn't really complain man, we were given these awesome tools that made us so much better at SubSpace.. Oh and the addiction. I mean, after he gave us these things we could kill anything, we try to play without it, and it's like 'back to nubi status you go you little punk', and nobody wants to be a newbie. Well, as time passed on, people started forgetting about the whole thing, and it was never mentioned again, it was an everyday thing you know.. we got used to it. Before Elite One quit 17th and 17th Staff and went to SWR (where he also spread this), he trained his Illum goons to p!@#$%^&* this on, so that they could p!@#$%^&* it on to the newbies. That explains why you always was attacked in groups. He has done a pretty -*BAD WORD*- good job keeping this a secret. What I can tell from my observations is that several major squad caps were trained by the Illums that EO trained. The full list of squads who were (and still are, but under different squad names) in on this is way too long to list, but I'll list the major ones. Regret (SWR squad) The player "two_bottles" got caught and banned from league for inducing lag. The Regret captain (Crucifix) actually used to play 17th (on the squad -=Fenrir=-) before this spread to SWR, he could've been trained before he moved, I'm not sure. Monistary (DSB squad) Ahh, the big Monistary. Skills? I THINK NOT. It has been known for a very long time that Nyctophobiaz (Tapzu) and Arcane Tactics are cheaters, and everyone knew how. I don't know how the owner (kemi) was informed and hooked to the plan, but I do know that he actually has. Ask Beer Hunter. Arcane Tactics is actually Maharazi, who got banned from DSBL for cheating. And of course, Tapzu being a captain here of the squad Epion, probably spread this to his members. LEGO (DSB squad) These fools were THIS CLOSE -> . <- to get caught by the DSB public. A little more than a year ago, it was rumoured that LEGO was using a lagtronic type program that was known as "LEGO.exe", there was a complaint-post about it on the DSB Forums. Fortunately, LEGOs are a bunch of jokers (specially the squad leader, Dead Fish!) so they all turned it into a joke, a LEGO member made the squad "LEGO.exe" and got some LEGOs to join it, in a sarcastic kind of way. http://deathstarbattle.com/phpBB/viewtopic...963f5eaf96642b5 LEGO is now a SubSpace-wide squad with over 200 members. Oo-AERA-oO (17th squad) Do I really need to explain? Heh, we all know FLOo cheats, specially you Joker, you've known it all along. lol why do you think you got booted from Aera? @NIM@LS (17th squad) -NT- I could list a lot more squads but it would take way too long. And that's pretty much it man, you deserve some credit for knowing it all along, you were one of the few in 17th who didn't know about this conspiracy, but still could feel it somehow. You, Big D., Unison, Swordfish, those are all (worth to mention) that I can think of who don't know about it. Me myself, I got hooked when I was playing as Geedion, I got hooked through Zeke when we both were newbies. He was on Illum so that's why he got hooked before me. Then I decided to create my own squad (Killum). The idea was to make a real good pro squad WITHOUT any cheating (Hence Killum, Illum = Root Of All Evil). But realized that there wasn't a chance for us to go anywhere without this, I really wanted to, but I just couldn't. So I got XorX hooked. And to you all who are still "playing along" oldies and newbies: I'm sorry, I really am, but I just couldn't keep this a secret anymore, I couldn't hold on, I had to let it all out. I hope you understand. I guess Elite One is going to shut down my ISP forever now *sigh* but I believe that it is time to stop pretending. Seriously people, it's too much, just look at him, he's had enough. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. P.S. I just hope that you read this before they delete my post and shut down my ISP.

Make a new zone http://www.hitemup.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Wow. What a waste of time.

This isn't a shiptype issue DKR lålz

Ahaha. That's what you think, eanubi!

lol but seriously, Talion is one of the few newbies I know of that talk soo much about things that they have noo clue whatsoever of. *Sighs* If only newbies were like back in the days.... just silent learners.. Might want to add the word "eternal" to that !@#$%^&*le that you flash http://www.hitemup.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif Talion - Eternal Alpha Newbie Or just "re-*BAD WORD*-" http://www.hitemup.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif P.S. the only thing I'd ever PM you would be /*kill

Hi. You forget the > I.E. (Zioneer)> Hi. Please STFU ASAP because the more you talk, the more newbish you look

..I married my Javeline in may 2001

This shows how much you know about how a stable squad would be led.. I would waste my time correcting you, but no : Some other day maybe. Yup. But that's not the point. SBL was based on the Jav. You can't just add shït and think it'll work out, you have to think how the things that you add will effect everything around it. That's what nobody who has changed things even thought about, they don't know how it works. MSBL was considered a joke by anyone who knew anything about anything http://www.hitemup.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif "Publeague" is different since it's based on a new idea, but that type of game still doesn't do it for me heheh.

Publeague is a joke... whoever wins that match might be the better squad at that kind of game, but not in 17th. And DKR, those squads are far more stable than most other squads in 17th. That's what it's all about, stability, endurance, organization.

There's a big difference between calling players in a squad newbies, and calling the squad as a whole newbish. You don't think SMG is newbish ey, well, what do you have to compare with? heh I'm sure you're the best squad in your so called league and in 17th pub where the squad that has most members online wins, but that's not what I compare with dawWg.

The squad "core" in 17th sure isn't what it used to be... I remember squads used to have private sbl pracs atleast 4 times everyday. Now the squads just come here for league and if a rumble/jwl/sbl is being hosted. Then you have those newbie squads like those mentioned http://www.hitemup.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif

We both suck? Hmm strong arguement you got there Rish. röfl please. I forgive you though, I know why you're acting like this and why you changed all of a sudden. You told me, it's because you got tired of still sucking at subspace after years and years of playing. Wasn't that the reason? Yap. Did I do anything to you? Nop. Just get over it and come back Rishy <3 Your banfree was removed because of all of those reasons. Okay? Your banfree was removed. You should be glad that you were still on banfree when Nurples came back, or that pern put you there in the first place. talk about wasting your time with this, I mean jeeeez. yoU Need to Get out More http://www.hitemup.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif

röfl, I love how Joker thinks or thought that I used to look up to him in any way lol, that's soooo funny to me because I know the truth and you seriously think you do too lålzzzzzzzzzzzz I said I play with kazaa on? Kay now I know you're a liar. But since you love making stories up, go ahead, I'll be over here wondering if I should laugh or pity you. That was later on, when I was on Ninjitsu you were nice to me all the time.lålz the only reason I joined Nin was because Ky told me that you and her wanted me on it, but I guess you just said that to stay kööl with her or something heee Of course you do, you always wanted to get into her panties maka. No Joka, everything isn't about sex. lålz, I'd love to join you with your story making, but I'd rather stick to the facts. eyyyy! When it goes so far that the liar believes his own lies, it's too much : I'm out, thanks for the entertainment. Sorry I won't be getting any more of that from you. Sniffles.

oOo okay, talk about a change in conversation eyyyyY! I don't remember Kyra making fun of me, no, and I don't remember you making fun of me back then either, I remember you being all nice to me though. I GUESS it was because me and Kyra were kool hmm? haha and you say you stick up for yourself, gfj. I seriously feel sorry for Shaylee heh. Joker used to kiss Ky's -*BAD WORD*- all the -*BAD WORD*- time until he found out that she doesn't look like a model. And you wanted her äss lol don't deny it, you wäs like, "OOo if I lived that close to her I'd go hook up with her" Haha.

Actually, he was the first person I killed, so he dies, you just suck, get over it and stop making up excuses. rofl! See what I mean with entertaining? Ahahaha. If you seriously think that that's true, then I think you have some issues man heh. Mhm.. right. All I can say is, it's all in your mind. You got the facts all twisted up in your mind. I don't know why, I guess it's because you jump in conclusions.

Psst who cares anyway, Joker caused trouble on purpose and his ban was deserved in my opinion, and it's not because I hate him, because I don't, he never annoyed me, in fact he was entertaining to watch hehhhh

Because he doesn't speak in public? And if he did I doubt he'd say, "I cheat! Woo".

Shay, after being accused of cheating repeadedly for months, or maybe even years, wtf is one supposed to say to shut a stupid immature character like Joker up? And I doubt you've heard Tapzu say anything heh. Joker was causing conflicts almost every time I saw him speak, I mean, the guy can't play the game without suspecting that someone is cheating or teaming on him, he's like.. paranoid or something.. röfl. Actually I can't remember when you were not hated. I remember one of our first conversations though!I was feeling bad for you because everyone made fun of you and your jokes and then got mad because of it, so I said, "heh, you're funny, don't listen to them!" And you were like, "I just act like this because I'm tired of getting dissed on this game". SO I UNDERSTAND YOU JOKER! It's all good http://www.hitemup.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif Amen.

Okay Bran! Until next time, and we both know there will be a next time! (Psst I'll put you on banfree for the right price.) JUST DON'T TELL ANYONE.

lol Yeah I agree with Happy, Opal is by far the best "new map" that 17th has produced, in my opinion.

Well it would be acceptable if they used the settings that the map was designed for ;p

lol that reminds me of a thread I posted on dsb forums in june heehee. huuh? Hm. It's bigger now? *confuzzled* ne ways yeah I prefer the old one-hit-kill weasel before the current one töö, and I know a lot of others who do as well ;C