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I do believe that idea was a possibility, but the only problem is that the 17th right now can't support 2 or more maps due to the amount of people who actually play 17th. Yes I know ur thinking "but we get tons of people on"... but in reality, TW can pull off multiple maps due to the fact that they reel in hundreds of players. All's I think will happen is there will be 2 maps, each with about 10 people playing ball (peak times will pull about 20 people each) and that really makes a boring soccer game on both sides, the classic 50 people playing pub (and I mean "playing" not speccing) is a rarity. You can't really use the multiple pub idea as a means to get more people to come to 17th, increasing the avg. players in the zone, because, well, its a hit-or-miss idea, one that would take too much time and effort if it were to fail. I'd say the only way to get the idea to work would be through the following: 1)The avg. population sky-rockets, pulling numbers close to TW and DSB and/or 2)Tons (and I mean tons) of players outside of 17th sign a pe!@#$%^&*ion saying that they would migrate to 17th if we were to use multiple pub maps, mixing the new maps with the old. Flaw with #2: If someone/people got bored (*cough* maka *cough*) and determined enough to make a bunch of new s/n's to sign this pe!@#$%^&*ion, staff would have no way of knowing, when in reality it could just be about 10 people pe!@#$%^&*ioning for a major change in the zone.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 -*BAD WORD*- of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me -*BAD WORD*-, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? ------------------- bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your -*BAD WORD*-. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your -*BAD WORD*-. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now. -------------- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: -*BAD WORD*- I gotta write down your names or something

This would probably be me... lol Wellhung: -*BAD WORD*-o, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny. Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK. Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge. Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat. Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling. Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly. Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly. Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing. Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry. Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive. Wellhung: I'll pay for it. Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder. Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors? Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you. Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp. Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me. Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat! Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear. Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm. Sweetheart: What? Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really. Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse. Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop. Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool. Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee! Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties. Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute. Sweetheart: What's the matter? Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking. Sweetheart: Are you OK? Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red. Sweetheart: Can I help? Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups? Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink. Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better. Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover. Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now. Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you. Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom? Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall. Wellhung: I found it. Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly. Wellhung: Me too. Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately - our naked bodies pressing each other. Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts. Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses? Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table. Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby! Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom. Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover. Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid. Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return. Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh! Sweetheart: What's the matter now? Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way. Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on. Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing. Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it! Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here. Sweetheart: I'm moving my -*BAD WORD*- back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now! Wellhung: I'm flaccid. Sweetheart: What? Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection. Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face. Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong. Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse. Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray,picture frames and your candles. Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes. Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face. Sweetheart: Go to -*BAD WORD*-. I'm logging off, you loser! Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo! Sweetheart: { [logged off]

same -*BAD WORD*- happened to me awhile back... back before the forums were updated to this new look the first time.... i think i did what ricebowl said... i logged in.... and when you enter ur pw and it says "welcome blue silver blah blah blah" at the top of the screen... i right clicked on the page, hit properties, and copied and pasted the url of the page into my favorites and everytime i wanted to look on the forums i just went to that page and it worked perfectly, never asking me to reenter pw or w/e....

actually it IS a virus, or rather a "bot" or program inbedded in your email.... same -*BAD WORD*- happened to me cuz I gots AOL and my dad looks at porn.... ALOT of porn.... couldnt get on internet with aol cuz of some problem one day and had to call the support center..... turns out that my email account sent out 5000 emails of "Hey my names Terri... wanna see my webcam pics? ;-)" at like 3AM..... AOL picked up the virus in my account and destroyed it.... but usually its from porn that does that -*BAD WORD*-...... -*BAD WORD*- you dad.....

I just thought you said it wasn't you? He probably meant the name Blue Impulse wasn't banned from Metal Gear... It would suck -*BAD WORD*- if you tried to enter 17th and it said you were banned.... lol

KP, we here at the 17th staff, always welcome requests and suggestions from all the players. Of course we will consider your request for a change in map for a brief period of ti-... HEY!! PUT THAT DOWN VILE!!NO N-... AAAAAAAAAAAHH!! .... the.... pain.... help.. medic... me..d..i... gak *silence* Vile: I'm setting's coord now -*BAD WORD*-!!! Don't -*BAD WORD*- with me!!! fwuahahahahhahhaaaa!!! ntfx: Umm.. vile... that was really uncalled for... i mean look at blue.. he's.. well... not much of anything anymore... wait.. he's moving... he's tapping his finger... i think its morse code.... umm... S...U...C... K.......... I...T........ V....I....L....E.... ntfx:oh.. he's saying "suck it vile" Vile: OH YOU WANT SOME MORE SMART -*BAD WORD*-!!! *beats blue into a bigger pulp*

Telson was originally the "Official Staff Jester".... Then some other zone offered him SMod so that he could be THEIR Staff Jester.... so we had to give him sysop to keep him here, then made up some -*BAD WORD*- file on his "skills" as a staffer.... That is his story... truth revealed.. this is what staff doesn't want you to kn-... hey!!! put that gun down pern!! I didn't say nothing!! Nooooo... *gunshot* *dies*

*some time ago.. about a month or two* 1:Snake17>God -*BAD WORD*- 1:blue $ilver>what? 1:Snake17>I think my cat's in heat... she keeps waving her -*BAD WORD*- in the air, making funny noises 1:blue $ilver> LOL 1:Dire Wolf>well... 1:blue $ilver>oh no.. now ur gettin Dire excited 1:Dire Wolf>Give the cat what it wants!!!! 1:Snake17>.... 1:blue $ilver> *shakes his head*

Not that anyone cares, but does anyone remember when that newb came in with the name BlueSilver, and got banned cuz it was "impersonating staff"? Turns out it was a newb, and got banned 2 or 3 times for "staff impersonation", when really, the kid had no idea what he was doing, and I felt bad for him.... a lil newb.. all alone.. not being allowed to play 17th... all over a 1337 name like BlueSilver :''') lil kids.. lookin up to me... tryin to be like me.... its tough bein a role model..... *sniff sniffle*... ok.. im done..... maka... hand me a tissue

Aww.. don't ban Zion... "Don't hate the player, hate the game." <3 the maka

<3 the maka

Yo yo yo DW, fo shizzle nizzle? and word bout dat sanity thang.... he ain't had no sanity aight? I stole dat -*BAD WORD*- for sheezy, aight? So y'all best back off my azz ya dig? Befo' I bust some caps y'!@#$%^&*es aight? -*BAD WORD*- man... all you crackers.... CRACKERS!! ((Keep in mind, that the blue bull thingy to the left is saying, so just imagine that blue bull thingy, saying this, giving you his big, blue finger, all while holding an uzi in the other hand... just to give you an idea how it goes down around here..... word)) DW, call NBV and get my cell # and call me.....

*gets hit with -*BAD WORD*-* *sniff sniffle* I thought you loved me roach?? :sadangel: :ban!: :mrgreen:

11.5 million points in a 2 week period.... ..... ..... Slightly addicted eh? PS. BLUE'S BACK ON THE FORUMS!!!! w0000000t.... and I ain't takin -*BAD WORD*- from no one..... except Dire.....