I heard this in my barber shop this morning as to how they decide the next pope: Barber> How will they pick the next pope? Civilian> I heard they light an insence, and if the smoke turns out black, they will have no pope, but if the smoke is white, they vote on the carndinals. Barber> Ooohh, that doesn't sound so good. ...I'm !@#$%^&*uming that is wrong?