Naedhaha

[OOC i said my hideout has inpenitrable you moron's -.-'.] *naed is really pissed off that people broke his hideout* *naed grabs paine and ious my their penuses and crushes them* *naed slams ious and paine into each other* *naed stamps on their heads crushing their skulls into the ground* *naed undoes his flies and pisses on their faces* "hahahah" *naed flys away to some other random planet*

But chriz your not black...

*falls back into meditation* *earth moves around naed making an INPENITRABLE SHIELD* *ice freezes over the earth making it dangerous to walk across* *a big -*BAD WORD*- mofo of a guard dog also is chained outside*

tut tut tut ..how wrong you are becasue you see...tehre is no stress in =xenocide= squad

fk all those crappy squad...simply join =xenocide= squad becasue ..it is gonna kick -*BAD WORD*- trust me you would love it.

*climbs out of pit with stupid amount of ants head stuck to him* *goes to take a shower and prepair for his kick -*BAD WORD*- plan of revenge* *goes into a deep medatation*

*while naed is visiting the centre of the earth he talks to the little animals that are there* *throws a hampster like thing at ious* *hampster thing burries itself into iouses flesh and starts laying eggs* *eggs hatch and start feasting on iouses flesh* [OOC i have no fking clue why there would be anything that even remotlly looks like a hampster down there...but oh well ]

*crappy minja's were not trained well enough and simply bounce off naed* *punches ious in the bitten hole* *resealed the hole* "muhahahahaha"

"i am not in the bar..where did you ever get a stupid idea like that from" *pushed mr. ious over and walks off, mumbling under his breath "wierdo"*

"nice work on my decoy in the gay bar paine...btw WTF were you doing in a gay bar ..ew" *smashes up time machine so it may never be used again* *builts massive fortifications around gay bar* *puts a big -*BAD WORD*- metal orb around the gay bar just encase* *realises he is about to lock himself in so he walks out of the bar and finishes the work on the orb from the outside* *walks over to ious and slaps him across the face with a wet salmon*

*phones a plastic surgeon to get him new limbs* *the persistant plastic sergion kicks the door down and heals me* *gets ious by the throat and shakes him till he drops to the floor* *destroys the bar*

*naed takes another super strenght pill adn simply kickes the lock off the door* [OOC] ious you fool as if a locked door is gonna stop any one in this arena :/] *pics up a rocket launcher from his backpack* *opens fire with rocket launcher, and blows ious to pieces*

*farts, scorpian drops dead to the floor* *warps his mystical staff from where ever he leaft it* *with lightning speed and great accuracy he shouts a scary war cry and smashes the staff against iouses thick skull* *staff breaks because of the force of the blow* *ious drops to the floor temperarally uncnsious* *gets iouses limp body and sholder carries him to a gay bar* *drops ious on the floor and makes a quick exit*

*naed pics up a thick book and speed reads it all* *he begins work on a time machine and finishes it in superfast speed* *travels in time back to the battle ground* *kicks ious in the nuts, grabbs his "new toy"* *puts the toy in the time machine along with blueprints etc of how to make the toy* *presses button and waves g'bye to the toy as it gettts warped back in time to the age of the dinosaurs* *-*BAD WORD*- slapps paine in the face*

*screams at aileron how dare you take my towel* *swallows a tablet giving me super strenght* *picks up horse and throws it at aileron* *horse lands on his head and his head gets lodged in the horses rear end* *flicks paine and his -*BAD WORD*- -*BAD WORD*- machine gun* *paine goes flying and hits into mr. ious* *naed warps back to mars*

I made you a better one.. a long time ago.. well a better version of dkr's i mean :/ http://www.angelfire.com/art2/telson/BlackEvil-naedhaha.jpg yes you did tels..i jsut never got round to adding it lol

*runs into womens locker room with towel rolled up* *whips aileron in the penis with rolled up towel* *ailerion drops to floor in agonising pain* *ties ailerions feet to a rope* *attaches rope to the back of a horse and whips the horse with towel* *waves good bye as he is draged miles away*

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*steals the blue prints for iouses plan* *laughs out loud, then rolls the blue pritns up* *slapps them round iouses head and knocks himn to the floor* *opens iouses throught adn shoves the blue prints down* *uses them as a funnel adn poors acid into the hole* *laughs at the the corpse being eaten away*

You can't do that..its illegal

lol Actually DKR made my sig banner and if you can make me a better one nez be my guest.

*goes to the local sports shop and purchases some shin pads* *puts his shiney new shin pads on* *runs at aileron adn drop kicks the son of a -*BAD WORD*- into a wall* *aileron breaks through the wall and lands heavilly on the otehr side* *naed steps through the hole and watches the lifeless body*

*punches paine* *force of the blow causes paines nose to shatter* *paine drops to floor, his face pooring with blood* *picks up staff* *looks at mr. ious and walkes towards him*

You can thank de\/ine for the site...he has done a good job

*places small little black box with a timer on it, under mysteriouses box* *laughs, sits and waits for the timer to tick down* *while waiting for the timer naedhaha flips out a a magical staff and fires bolts at aileron*