Ok, I was lookin at my logs of the staff chat and I found the names we came up with for the warping methods. here we go. Hypershift Oscillator Chaos Gate spinning multicolored rings of DOOM HyperGate hyperjumper telefragged boomie nocker the this-*BAD WORD*-thinglagssomuchyoucantuseit-izer Translocator gyrozap the "j00 g0t h4x0r3d" the phone booth! Wheel of Fortune the Ask-staff-how-this-works-using-?cheater warper of life... and doom gyrating contraption thingy The ring..s the "para-objection ordnance propeller" ("hey! today I warped using the POOP!") the "insert futuristic word here machine" the "dont push the ?redbutton or else" the I-don't-know-what-it-is-but-when-I-push-this-button-it-works method of transport if-you-cant-figure-this-out-then-you-need-help-warper n00b STFU-erator Close Recall Action Propeller the "OMGWTFBBQ you died and stayed there you cheater" hyperspace rifts, with a cool graphcis behind em 500mblvzwarper (in response to ^) the "Hey dont blame us for crappy graphics" the turkey stuffer queebleflogger Craportation Badger badger badger warper waaaaaper the "two halves of coconuts" warper Sorry this warping method requires connections T3 and higher, you were disconnected digiporter the "Space Folder wannabe" Time Traveler Without The Time Travel Ability silly player, catapults are for kids the "warp now!! aw too late areawaper lagged out FOOL" the "death warper" its not our fault your command lagged on its way to the server the "HURRY UP AND PRESS !1 BEFORE SOMEONE TKs YOU!!" the " youre using catapults? ha! i guess spamming for a flagging freq didnt help you NOOB!" the " To warp pres ESC and type in QUASAR TRANSPORT!" the "get towed by a butler on a moped" method Discout warp method numero uno Quik-E-Warp the "Catgirl-o-tron 9000" Homestar Warper Strongwarp Once upon a time there was a little warper named SHHH! ID portals Localized Object Locator, or LOL the "thing" the "it" the Dr Brain isnt creative transporter Intergalactic House of Pancakes, and Warp Conduits 1stStriker modOfTheWeek(1stStrike) Formal Underlying Connector networK Futuristic Underlying Connector networK Unit Nikon warper Dr Brain> perfect. we can call the worst method of transport the nikon warper... flux energy rift relocation electric transporter "I warped with the FERRET $$" (Guess who!) The under aged 8 year old korean slave who will move you anywhere for 2 cents the slave laborer who comes out and pushes your ship places the "we ran out of good names so now we're coming up with crappy ones" the AutoMod resistor and transistor Startrek Ripoff make it do a flashbang when you use it And now, you're moment of Zen: D1st0rt> it can be powered by stealing prox from people Power_P> make it grant -10000 and say "you were fined money for using a crappy teleport system, change freqs now!" Dr Brain> warper bots have feelings too