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A: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? B: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you? A: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years. B: Yes. A: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first. B: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time. A: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales , but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro- activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade. B: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound? A: Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir! B: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you? A: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company! +++++++++++ What do you call blind lesbians in a fish market? Confused! ++++++++++ A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, "Jesus knows you're here." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. http://www.severinbrowne.com/TheParrotMoses.jpg "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yes", the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" The bird responded, "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus." http://www.severinbrowne.com/TheRottweilerJesus.jpg

I sent an email to a post on craigslist regarding a file clerk position and got this reply the next day.. is this too good to be true? Why would they be asking me for my email, city and state if a) the posting was for my city they have my email c) they have my name, number and address in the resume i sent them? PBM Group Detailed Job Description – FILE CLERK/SECETARIAL ADMIN The primary goal of the position is to provide local customer support to our clients within North America. This includes providing convenient payment options and informing them of shipping and the terms of sale. You will be assisting our clients within North America, the assistance to be provided will include: payment collections and customer service via email. Your duties will include: - Collecting Local Payments When a buyer in the US decides to purchase an item through an online auction from our sellers he has the following payment options: pay pal, international wire transfer, international check, local certified check or local wire transfer. The quickest option of these is local wire transferring. Local wire transfers and certified checks are the options that the sales support representative will provide to the clients. - Managing Data Along with the payments received from buyers you will be receiving details for these sales. These details will include items sold, price, and buyer's information. You are to file and maintain these purchasing records and transactions. - Forwarding of the Payments Once you receive each payment you will be keeping 5% as commission and forwarding the rest to the seller or representative, whose information will be provided prior each transaction. It is crucial to complete forwarding of the payments in a time efficient manner. - Correspondence You will be submitting brief reports, weekly reports, and monthly reports. Weekly and monthly reports are to be done in Excel format and are to summarize all transactions completed within the week, or month. Here is an example of a brief report: Date: August 2, '09 Buyer: John R. Smith Item: Jowissa Men's Watch Price: $ 1,921.27 Commission 5%: $ 96 Fees: $ 75 Total Forwarded: $1750.27 Forwarded to: Benjamin Bean, Whitefield ,United Kingdom Reference Numbers: 23497839 - Fees, and Transferring Procedures All fees are covered by the company. The fees for transferring are simply deducted from the payments received. No client will contact you during initial stage of the trial period. After three weeks of the trial period you will begin to have contact with the buyers via email in regards to collection of the payments. For the first three weeks you will simply receive all of the transferring details, and payments, along with step by step guidance from your supervisor. You will be forwarding the received payments through wire service. -Salary During the trial period, you will be paid 1,800USD per month while working on average 3hours per day, Monday-Friday, plus 5% commission from every payment received and forwarded. After the trial period your base pay salary will go up to 2,400USD per month, plus 5% commission. -Taxes You will receive a monthly invoice stating your total income. All applicable taxes are covered by the company. - To Apply Kindly fill out your personal information below for immediate consideration of this position so you can get started as soon as possible Personal Information First Name: Last Name: Address(Not P.O BOX): (Include Apt # If Available) City: State: Zip Code: Residential Phone Number: Mobile: Email Address: Thanks and have a great day Human Resource Manager PBM Group

SSCU TRENCH WARS August 21st - ?go Doomsday August 22nd - ?go Journey The world is under attack by alien masterminds! Come to ?go Doomsday at 4pm EST on Saturday, August 21st! Can you help stop the world from coming to an end? Let's all go on a journey to the center of the earth! On Saturday, August 22nd at 5pm EST in ?go Journey there will be a 4 freq ball game! Come out and score some goals for your team!

Update: jowie got the ?chat=jowie hooked up to the irc thismorning edit: take that, and reverse it. On ohone too lazy

In re mav: cell phones

Take care Polix.

i found myself getting TK'd quite a bit in flagging by mistake or negligence on my part so i dont think that would be too great of an idea

?blockattach PLAYERNAME Prevents specified player from attaching to you for 5 minutes.

Pay is dependent on difficulty and volume. Before any work is done, everything is negotiated between both parties. TurboSlug22 doesn't get any module without you getting paid first. He's found someone for right now but if he needs additional help he'll contact those that were interested and posted in this thread. Compensation is negotiable (and not cheap, you'll make cash. I don't want to mention specifics due to confidentiality reasons). Also feel free to join chat=everspace

I think you lack personal feelings. Your feral side conflicts with your logical sapien side. You want to fuck and reproduce subconsciously but your logical psychological mind is saying cut off your balls for some reason you may not even be aware of. You say it's because you jerk off too much. However I do believe there's a deeper meaning you should seriously look at. One of those would be the causes of your masturbation, which could be a psychological reason that you're not aware of yet. If you were to discover this cause I think you can find your cure that would be a lot less painful. Another cause would be because you're a psychological masochist. You say some very depressing and personal things about yourself. Cutting off your balls would not be a physical masochistic behavior but a psychological masochistic behavior because you will be unable to reproduce for the rest of your life. This will increase your depression in the long run (therefor feeding your subconscious mind) even though you may think it's a logical solution to your issue now. Your subconscious mind is just probably trying to contort you into making you more depressed due to personal issues (which like i said, might be repressed and/or you might be unaware of) or maybe there's even some chemical imbalance which controls your serotonin receptors from depressive actions even subconsciously . Overall, I believe consulting a professional about this issue would be the best course of action even if you truly think you're making the right decision. The subconscious psyche can be a real pain in the ass because even though your sapien logics are telling you to do it, they're unaware of the subconscious's feral desires. In either cases, I wish you the best of luck and hope you make the right decision in the long run.

I'm sure if you were able to show them a demonstration (they'll send you the files for the zone and you run the demonstration when its done) they'll pay you before you give it to them. That wasn't from them but I'm pretty damn sure they'll do that.

That looks like it will fit perfectly. Excellently done! The current white strip at the top of ssgn.net is a bit.. bland. Could also add it to the top of the forum section too.

CRe and dav1 discussed things the other night and have decided to choose to permanently shut down the zone SSCC Desert Storm. "L.C." has backups of the files if anyone needs them and everyone has full permission to access and use the files as they wish. They are available for download HERE. Time Of Death: Tue Aug 10 2010, 14:00 PDT. Discussion of the event can be located HERE.

On Saturday August 14th at 4PM EST there will be a powerball game hosted in the ?go ZONE66 arena. Come out and play something fun in this awesome arena! The arena features retro graphics, more EG-like speed, bullets and bombs. The following day, Sunday August 15th at 5PM EST, there will be an event hosted in ?GO MATRIX. Will YOU make it to ZION or will the special agents destroy your colony first!? Come participate in this weekend's SSCU TRENCH WARS EVENTS!

check the temps of your video cards and look up its normal running temperature and compare them

welcome to SSGN, PD!

bump

oh yeah it's called ChatNut, Dr Brain's site is down at the moment though. i'm bugging him to get it back online.

fix your website :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

isn't there web-based client dr brain made a while back ? i forget the name of it...

to see this baby in action head on over to http://request.jumpgatepirateradio.com/playlist.php?limit=25 and i can completely see radio.ssgn.net being used

http://www.freewarefiles.com/EstaX-RadioBoT_program_12062.html RadioBoT is a robot that allow your radio´s users to vote for songs in order to listen them. Works with all versions of Winamp. This is not a final version, so it may stay some bugs, please send me any bug or idea @ djkeepers@hotmail.com To allow users to vote, the bot offers 3 interfaceshttp://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif: IRC interface: Bot can join a channel and manage votes (no irc client required) MSN Messenger interface: Bot can log in a messenger account and manage votes (no MSN Messenger client required) WEB interface: Bot offers a web interface that displays current playlist with additonal information and also allow users to vote. (no web server required)Bot continuously synchronizes with Winamp. When a vote is passed bot automatically queues requested file and makes Winamp play it after the current one. ^^^ This is great for when DJs aren't DJing. It can take requests and play them and also play random music or a playlist you/last DJ on specifies.

just ask TurboSlug22 or JoWie. I'm not part of the team I just want this zone to be finished already. They need help with lots of lvz and modules. they've done a lot so far. one of their current major projects is making a GUI for ship loadouts which is coming along nicely.

Turboslug22 and JoWie informed me they are willing to pay for some work (modules) for their zone Everspace. Being a fan of what they're planning for this zone I'd like to advocate for them and get some word out that they are indeed willing to pay you if you help them out with modules. I like what they've done so far and looking at their plans I'm in much anticipation and would like the zone completed already. I have no doubt this will be my main zone once it's finished!

PS3 has no games, end of discusison