*POOF* You just had sex with a 14 year old Natalie Portman, having the greatest sex of your life but then you get nailed by the cops, tossed into a cell with a black guy named sprinkles and he has sex with you on a nightly basis, having the greatest sex of his life... LOL POOF YOUR WISH WAS GRANTED BUT THEN YOU DIED. I wish I had sex with a dog.