i don't usualy like m!@#$%^&* email forwards, but this one isn't bad, and this forum needs some humor. F U i'm not removing those stupid " > " things, you do it. >Dear President Bush: > > Thank you for doing so much to educate people >regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from >you and understand why you would propose and support a >cons!@#$%^&*utional amendment banning same sex marriage. As >you said "in the eyes of God marriage is based between >a man a woman." I try to share that knowledge with as >many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the >homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind >them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an >abomination... End of debate. > > I do need some advice from you, however, regarding >some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow >them. > >1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, >both male and female, provided they are purchased from >neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this >applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you >clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? > >2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as >sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what >do you think would be a fair price for her? > >3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman >while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness - >Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have >tried asking, but most women take offense. > >4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I >know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - >Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors. They claim the >odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? > >5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the >Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. clearly states he should be put >to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, >or should I ask the police to do it? > >6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating >s!@#$%^&*fish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a >lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. >Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of >abomination? > >7. Lev.21:20 states that I may not approach the altar >of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit >that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be >20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here? > >8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, >including the hair around their temples, even though >this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should >they die? > >9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a >dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play >football if I wear gloves? > >10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by >planting two different crops in the same field. He >also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really >necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the >whole town together to stone him? Lev.24:10-16. >Couldn't we just burn him to death at a private family >affair, like we do with people who sleep with their >in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) > > I know you have studied these things extensively >and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, >so I am confident you can help. > > Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is >eternal and unchanging.