Cid Firefist

*Hermaphrodite gets up and flies over to the medieval chick on its magic pineapple* "Hey lady, I got what you want right here." *Puckers its lips*

I just farted the first six notes of Jingle Bells.

An unmysterious, three-legged, naked hermaphrodite floats into the bar on its magical pineapple. Its breath smells like warm pudding and its skin is rough like coarse sandpaper. Disregarding the holo, it sits at the reserved table and howls two words, "The usual."

Why dont u two just come on each other.....

Thanks Pernille. You are so cool. I wish I were just like you.....except a guy.....

A week so I can get the feel for the ship and zone of his choice. Besides, my grandma is dead so she can't help me masturbate anymore......legally.

Talion, I can take you in any ship in any zone. Name the zone and ship and I'll duel you in a week.

LOL Thrawn is WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY better than you! You prolly do eat or he woulda owned ur -*BAD WORD*-, lol.

LOL I have a forum....but thanks anyways....

Yo, can someone set up a private publeague arena for Viron? I have asked in game but Vile said something about me having to give him a cookie but I don't have any....

Kent, you are still mad cuz I beat u in duel with javelin AND shark? Quit crying....u big baby....

LOL Ladd got banned for advertising in MY SQUADCHAT by Talion. I couldn't believe it! Right before league and everything! I have never gotten along with Talion since.... Also, LoveWar is the best staffer there is. He is the only person who EVER responds to my ?help messages and I have a lot of them because I am a big nub.

LOL.....bacon......

Viron can take feroce.

LOL Talion, my bad.....I thought everyone already knew......from now on I wont tell anybody any of your secrets as long as you don't tell anyone about me and that squirrel at Mardi Gras.....

Lol Talion I figured everyone already knew....I was just proud of how I found out. Cokey = so gullible

Talion plays SVS leagues as R. Carlos. I joined a chat with Cokey Flo and R. Carlos and said "Hi Tali" and "Cokey, thanks for telling me who he is" and she pretty much gave it away. R. Carlos is his secret name so be sure not to tell anybody.

Bye kabo

SMG is nothing more than a mediocre pub squad. How could it possibly be the best when Hat-Trick, the squad that lasted no more than a week, molested them in a publeague scrimmage like Talion molests camels?

WB-Cid Firefist Jav-Lusus Spider-Happy Birthday Leviathan-Lustwar Terrier-Cokey Ho Weasel-Apple Pie Lancaster-Castrate Shark-Sword of Leah

multistrik> I wish I was good enough to join pie squad

Kent...I'll be sure to ask her to join the next time I see her.

Yeah, you are right. My "member" doesn't compare with the size of a hotdog. Tell her that next time she can pay me with cu-*BAD WORD*-ber certificates.

Sorry kent and rice... I'll be sure to insult you twice as much next time so you don't feel left out.

If 17th is all about balls than what are those 12 flashie thingies at the top that no one cares about? And Blitzkrieg, tell your mom that I will no longer be accepting food stamps as payment for my services anymore.