Cid Firefist

LOL I didn't know. My bad.

Ail, stop playing other people's characters.

I always liked pbwar and pro, although nobody else seemed to.

Does anyone like ANYTHING about 17th anymore? All the posts regarding the zone lately have seemed more like trash talking than constructive criticism. Well everyone knows what's wrong with the zone, so why not discuss what's right with it?

lol rifle = zeke? Maybe I should play more often...

Some deodorant lol. I think Santa is trying to tell you something.

Merry Christmas!! I got some snack packs, Suikoden 3 and x-2, and a Big Daddy barrel and a power feed for my Tippy. I thought I got a new vibrator until I realized it was my grandpa's and I had to rewrap it.

"Dude, rice, you are a ghost too?! We should start a band, yo!"

LOL, multisexual.....just noticed that. I'm gonna have to steal that from you when trying to pick up hermaphrodites.

"OMG RICE!! YOU GREEDY -*BAD WORD*-!! HOGGING ALL THE GOAT LIKE THAT!!" *eats ricebowl* *chokes on his knee and returns as a ghost* "BOO!"

"did somebody grab my -*BAD WORD*-" *checks pants* "hmmmm I'm bored. I think I'll go back to the bar and mess around" *enters bar and pulls out gun* *shoots Aileron's head off, takes his wallet, and reads his license* "hmmm 34 Gay and Main. I bet he lives with his mom" *goes to 34 Gay and Main and find Aileron's mom in the garden* *rapes, then kills her and takes her Albertson's preferred customer card* *goes back to the bar* "Sorry Manus, I'll clean up the mess now" *puts Aileron's body in a suitcase and feels it with adamantium* *drives to the sea, attaches a thermal detonator, and throws suitcase in* "Ok well that's that" *leaves the planet and goes to a secret unknown galaxy where no one can find him*

Zio, just start your own forum about staff where you are the moderator.

I HATE WARCC!!!!!!!! lousy poo-flinger

*Hops on his pineapple with a smile on his face* "Man! That Aileron guy was loaded! Wonder if he knows I took his wallet yet? LAS VEGAS HERE I COME!"

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!

DKR.....they hired supa jerry and kentai....I am sure he will not have any trouble making sysop in a week.

"Oh, and Rice...almost forgot. Here's 20 bucks." *Flips him an old coin* "Duel someone who cares."

LOL....that was me btw....

Mad, u r right. We shoulda just nuked em and been done with it.

I think that when we catch Osama, we should put him in a cage with Saddam and have them fight to the death. The government could fix the match by giving Osama a machine gun with blanks and giving Saddam a butterknife. The US could bet all of the budget deficit on Saddam while all the re-*BAD WORD*-s that don't know the match is fixed will bet on Osama. After Saddam kills Osama, we let Ditka in the cage, but here's the catch. Saddam is actually Ditka's mom. After Ditka kills Saddam we will be rid of both Osama and Saddam and the debt problem will be solved. PIE FOR PRESIDENT!!! I AM NOT A CROOK!! (btw the Ditka joke is based on SNL so if you don't get it then just smile and nod)

Ok I have some suggestions for the zone....including 1 or 2 about the map 1. Make the walls yellow instead of blue 2. get rid of north and make the flags movable so that people will have to base up to get flag points 3. make bricks buyable again 4. put the 2v2 weasel in there with antiwarp 7. Flaggers get upgraded bombs and bullets 33. when someone is on a killing spree, have the bot announce it 69. add rockets to the buy list 239. Make bounce and rockets greenable 11. private freqs and unlimited turrets on a certain day of the week 87. Find real hosts, I am sick of begging for events e. warn people for using the word noob and silence them for repe!@#$%^&*ive use pi. Silence people for making sexist/racist comments 7829. In duel arena, let speccers see the energy of duelists 9. Fire all er's that make stupid advertisements such as "type ?go rumble to see Cokey's jugs" or "come to blitz you stupid pubbers" 311. Good band 8728. BORROW MARIO ARENA FROM TW!!!!!! 156. Change the name of the zone to Apple Pie's Fantasy Land LOL, did you actually read this whole thing? Awww, you did? How sweet.

I hate cake.

*appears from dark corner* "You will do nothing of the sort, Swift!" *Rips off the fake middle leg to reveal a giant Ithkulian Death Rifle* "I have waited a long time for this Richie boy! Your victory at Tau Ceti IV was a fluke!" *Tears off the life-like mask to reveal the hideously burnt face of an Ithkul.* "You left me for dead all those years ago, but my time in the Naturian Cryogen Tank has allowed for my near complete recovery! I, Captain Cid Firefist of the Ithkul BlackPhyre Raiding Squad, am here to take your life! You are an ingenious strategist, Swift, BUT CAN YOU DUEL?!?!?" *Shoves gun against bartender's head*

G ] Most gay: kentbrockman (5 boyfriends) [A ] Most -*BAD WORD*- sex: kentbrockman (2 !@#$%^&*es) [W ] Most Women: not kentbrockman (0 women) [L ] Mostly lifeless: kentbrockman (46 hrs a day playing this ) [bM] Most balls in his mouf: kentbrockman (509 sweaty balls) [DK] Biggest -*BAD WORD*- in your -*BAD WORD*-: A goat (5 hrs of sex with kent) [M] Most meals: kentbrockman (5 meals a day) sexy butt!

*Punches the bar in anger* "You shouldn'ta gone and done that lady." *It grunts and strains as if powering up when out pops another magical pineapple from its enormous mouth* "Just wait, lady! I'll be back, and when I do, you'll be sorry! Nobody touches a member of the Fruity Fly-Boyz without suffering the consequences!" *Flies off on its second magical pineapple and barely misses a head-on collision with a Warbird.*