this would have been better as a poll between Cencil, Ice, Genius, Multistrike. I personally couldn't decide which one is the best at being noob though.
Emu: a large, flightless, ra!@#$%^&*e bird, Emu (Dromaius) novaehollandiae, of Australia, resembling the ostrich but smaller and having a feathered head and neck and rudimentary wings.
I see that the forums are just about as interesting as Subspace itself now. You should send the servers a virus or something so you can all just let go.
The essay is really a piece of crap to be honest. Some of the points aren't even valid and the ones that are should be obvious enough to people that they shouldn't have to read it.
Maybe the midgets could just equip their cars with ejection seats instead? But seriously, it does seem ridiculous. If there is really a problem with basic seatbelts for a person that big maybe some people should just think about making better seatbelts.
What exactly do you think is "wrong" about this rootbear? It seems to me that any practicing Jew would abide the Law of Moses which involves animal sacrifice at the temple. Why would they stop? Well the only reason it stopped was because there was no temple. Well except the Christians who stopped because the sacrifice of Jesus Christ was an infinite sacrifice that did away with the lesser law and provided a higher one. Anyway my point is that if you are truly "a Jew" then you should really have no problem with the this.
It's like a dance-off. Who will have to go to the bathroom next? Who brought a catheter? Who forgot to pack an extra twinkie in their back pocket? Only time will tell.
It's not a matter of being "Lame" or anything like that. It's a matter of whether the game is fun. When the game gets separated between Losers and Loser Who Don't Sleep, it stops being fun for the regular Losers. I think that's what they are saying.
I don't play this game ... mostly because I don't want to try to understand it, but it seems to me that a reset would help more people be viable in the game. Aileron thinks he has the plan to help all noobs, but if the people at the top are already using that plan, how can they catch up? To hear why he really doesn't want a reset refer to the post where he talks about his desire to stay #1 for self gratification.
Sometimes when I come to these forums now I am reminded of the people at my school who practice sword fighting with wood every wednesday by the student center.