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It's been about 200 years. We won, you lost, get the !@#$%^&* over it. Enjoy your tiny-!@#$%^&* little island. Riiiight. We own you at all sports we play. Get a grip. While the 'World Series' is an inaccurate name and I personally _do_ find the game boring most of the time, it is in fact played all over the world. Now, what the !@#$%^&* were you saying about being unaware of the rest of the world? If I had to guess, we probably have always had more German cars than you...and what the !@#$%^&* are you doing bragging about YOUR _German_ cars? Fool. gasoline and petroleum are two different things you !@#$%^&*ing idiot

She hands out !@#$%^&*ing honorary -*BAD WORD*-les, dumb!@#$%^&*es, she has no sovereignty. Good job on the zombification, though. Most of you don't even !@#$%^&*ing like Tony Blair, so shove it. Our pronounciation is fine because we use a different spelling. In fact getting a lecture on pronounciation from you lot is !@#$%^&*ing hilarious considering the majority of spelling differences between "British English" and "American English" are due to American movements to make spelling REFLECT PRONOUNCIATION. See previous retort, !@#$%^&*head. Most Americans actually do spell it "doughnut". The ones that might use "donut" are influenced through advertising ploys, which your nation also uses. The pronounciation 'zee' was established _in_ England long before there was a United States. Please don't lecture us on dialects, you dumb!@#$%^&* "Hey, let's conquer 1/3 of an island" !@#$%^&*heads. Same. More of this pronounciation stuff. Sorry for being less idiotic than you. Certainly there is. You just referred to it, it obviously exists. Furthermore, since we're mostly responsible for the internet and modern computing (and certainly Microsoft), you can kiss our royal !@#$%^&*es. It's hard to imagine someone not being able to distinguish English from Australian, so I'll just let that one slide. For the rest you can kiss my !@#$%^&*. We don't give a !@#$%^&* what your counties are called.

That's really funny, but mostly because it's almost all bull!@#$%^&*. For a while I thought maybe it was a joke written by an American actually to make fun of the British for obvious ignorances that they think are not, but now I fear it's actually real British mockery. It'll take a while to get proper support, but I'll show you why most of that is totally crap coming from any British citizen.

What do you think Continuum is?

I'm not a moderator, and um, I didn't try to recreate history. The idea that any one specific thing caused anything as large as the American Civil War is silly, so obviously I don't mean "omfg Lincoln was elected and that's the sole reason for the civil war! OMFG!". His election surely contributed to the war, though. What are you talking about? It's not like they held auditions for President - he was the one President period. I also am not sure the Union _should_ have been reuinted, but mostly I just don't see the point of the war, but I digress. Uh, so?

How about out the back of the ship? Use negative bullet/bombspeed values

Ya. I'm not sure I understand why they didn't just let them secede, though.

dun like a nun

use bullets

it's hard for me to tell if you're being sarcastic or just stupid you think otherwise? The first states to secede from the Union did so immediately following Lincoln's election.

free? Which of the offers did you sign up for?

The American Civil War

WELCOME

Um, that's how a lot of civil wars in history have started (unpopular official elected), but it's not like I'm offering it as a serious suggestion. It probably would be much improved a country over how the US is now, but I'm not serious about any such thing, it'd be a waste of effort most likely. I also didn't mention civil war at all. I said "secede". It only ends up civil war if the psychotic people the seceding people want to get away from (read: "Republicans" lol) go crazy and want to use their guns _and_ the people trying to get away from them bother to do something as re-*BAD WORD*-ed as engage themselves in a "war". Furthermore I didn't want Kerry specifically as President, but prefer him to Bush. I am not "a democrat" or "a replublican" - I'm for whoever is better. This election it was not Bush. I represent no one but myself atm and that's fine with me. You assume too much and seem bent on defensiveness...typical Republican.

On the whole I like it. Got a lot of old set characteristics and the weasel is not insane. All for testing in pub, but I am sort of wary over how uzi-fied the bulletfiredelays seem to be getting.

ya um...the country with the most fluent English-speakers is the USA, but ya I see your point

No...THAT is funny! Ahahahahahahahah ...j/k We? Republicans? Laugh all you like, I sure would if those states secede from the country; All the states historically representing the best in thought, art, morals, etc _including_ the CAPITAL of the country. That'd be hilarious. The rest of the world would immediately drop the remaining original United States like a bad habit. It wouldn't take long for you to be Haiti to our Dominican Republic. Please, bring it on.

dude, take ownership forever, you can't do worse than Vile

ya, that's annoying

http://unserious.com/democratic_republic_of_america-dominican_republic.png

I just think to illustrate a _country_, you should have some perspective. This is a better way: http://unserious.com/democratic_republic_of_america-colored.png too lazy to color those other ones

run Continuum039pr1.exe hit CTRL+Z hit TAB nine times copy & paste this in:

The time has come to REVOLT! We can do it! Presenting The Democratic Republic of America: http://unserious.com/democratic_republic_of_america-states.png Here's a flag, even: http://unserious.com/democratic_republic_of_america-flag.png With 18 stars & stripes for the 17 states plus Washington D.C. Hawaii is, of course, not included since it will be my own personal kingdom. I will naturally accept the office of President in the DRA despite my island monarchy.

whoa...wouldn't it be cool if the US split into two countries? That'd be like...something historical actually happening in my life, not to mention awesome for the new "blue" country...wow. maybe we could join Canada

http://sorryeverybody.com http://!@#$%^&*thesouth.com also, some real morons over at http://werenotsorry.com and, of course, http://bilbo.unserious.com/