The penalty for jumping off a building is death. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M. A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing." A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town. It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle. It is illegal for a father to call his son a "!@#$%^&*got" or "!@#$%^&*" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior." You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand. FACT: Toilet seats have injured more Americans than sharks have.