Just a few limericks I found on the net. There was a young man from Bombay who made a false fanny from clay but the heat from his !@#$%^&* turned the !@#$%^&* to a brick and wore all his foreskin away There was a young lady from Izores, who’s fanny was covered in sores, the dogs in the street, wouldn’t eat the green meat, on the bits that hung down from her drawers. i am a little girl i have a little thing when i go to bed i put my finger in now i am much older my thing has lost its charm now it takes 5 finger and half my f***ing arm There was a young girl named Louise Who’s pubes hung down to her knees The crabs got together To knit her a sweater So in winter her !@#$%^&* wouldn’t freeze. There once was a man from Gosham, Who took out his bollocks to wash ’em, His wife said "Jack!, If you don't put 'em back, I’ll stand on the ASSS and squash ’em!" There was a young girl from Neith, who enjoyed nibbling !@#$%^&* with her teeth, it wasn’t for fame or love of the game, but to get to the cheese underneath There was a young man named bill, who swallowed a dynamite pill, his heart retired, his bum backfired, and his willy shot over the hill Old mother Riley she had a fat cow she wanted to milk it but she didn’t know how she pulled it’s tail instead of its ASSS and old mother Riley got covered in !@#$%^&*!! There once was a man from Beijing, Who invented the !@#$%^&*ing machine. On the 31st stroke The !@#$%^&*ing thing broke And whipped his balls into cream. There was a young lady from Eeling who had a peculiar feeling she lay on her back and opened her crack and came all over the ceiling a horny woman named Lil !@#$%^&*ed a dynamite stick for a thrill they found her vagina in north Carolina and bits of her !@#$%^&* in Brazil There was an old man from D!@#$%^&*, Who’s balls were made out of Br!@#$%^&*, In Windy weather, they clanked together, and sparks came out of his !@#$%^&* when working in cold climes abroad a fanny’s the thing if you’re bald the hair from a !@#$%^&* makes a lovely warm hat with a button to push if you’re bored There once was a lady from Crewe Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in They can pay to get out of it too!"