XfC69UMQLeQhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfC69UMQLeQ Spoiler! --Click here to view--Dad: Great work son! Nothing beats taking out some enemies with your old man. ... STEVEN! Stop that right this second. Steven, NO, no. What the !@#$%^&* are you doing. Steven: We killed him dad, he's my property now. I'm laying claim to him Dad: By humping a corpse? Son, your bathing suit area is reserved for your future spouse. That's necrophilia and its some weird !@#$%^&*. Why would you think that's even appropriate? Steven: I just felt like it, I don't know. Sometimes when you kill a guy, it's like your so hacked off that all you can do is rub your nuts on him. Dad: Look Steven, I know you're getting older and your hormones are going crazy, but !@#$%^&* it Steven, if you get an urge like that just take care of it in private or take a walk, or read a book. Anything but teabagging. Steven: But Daaaaadddd! Dad: You've been playing that M!@#$%^&* Effect game again haven't you? Steven: NNOooooooo! I've been playing Wii Sports! Honest! Dad: Then where did you learn this kind of behavior? Steven: I heard my friends talking about it. Dad: Is that so? And if all the kids jumped off the bridge to fly, would you do that too? Steven: Well, I don't take fall damage, so I don't know, maybe. Dad: That's not the point! Steven, have you thought about what the Master Chief would think about this? Are you wearing your bracelet son? Steven: Dad, I haven't worn my WWMCD bracelet since 8th grade. Dad: *GASPS* Steven! Steven: What, it's not like you never teabagged anyone. Dad: That's not the point, we're talking about you here mister. You're just too young to be teabagging. *Huffs* Next thing I know you'll be telling me you team kill too. Steven: Uhhhhmmmmmmmm. Dad: What?! Oh oh, Steven. Whoring the rocket launcher? Steven: Mmmmhmmm. Dad: Camping with the Mauler? Steven: Ya. Dad: Using the Ghost on Snowbound?! Steven: Yes Dad: !@#$%^&* IT, Steven! I taught you better than this. Steven: That's how I like the do things okay dad? You wouldn't understand. This isn't Space Invaders. It's not like when you were a kid. Things have changed. Dad: Bu-uh, Think of what your mother would say. Steven: She's gone Dad! We lost her in the beta!!!! Dad: !@#$%^&* you Bungie! DAMMMNNN YOUUUUU! Steven: Look Dad, if you don't want me to teabag anymore, I won't. I'll sto---... Dad: Steven! Come back to me boy! You son of a bitttcccchh!!! Dad: Dad: *PANTS* Son of a-- !@#$%^&*, son of--... *PANTS* Dad: