Well, since you asked... this morning I jumped out of bed and ran to the porcelain bus! I was ready! I dropped my boxers and sat down, with an ever slight push the first log dislogged and 'plopped' into the bowl! Wow! It was awesome! I jumped up and turned around to see the red mossy substance is now eveloping almost every milimeter of my stool! It is one of the coolest things I've ever created in my life (besides my children). I quickly sat back down, with a grin on my face which quickly turned into a wide smile as I let an even larger log plumet outta my butt sliding into the bowl as it dislogged from my rectum (a little splash of backwash sprayed underneath me). Again I just had to look! Yup, same thing a large red, mossy, fuzzy log laid there staring back up at me, almost smiling at me. The sensation of this most unusual feces falling from by bowels below me is simply undescribable! I found myself thinking of 'Gametime' wanting me to get a life when in fact I felt as if I was the creator of Gametime as I gazed into the bowl a third time and seeing his image in the 3rd log (I began wondering "could I ebay this poop and name it Gametime?!" but then realized it would be just as worthless as he and quickly dismissed the idea). As for my diet? Chicken, Fish, Tuna, Steak, Potatos, Vagina, Green Beans, Crystal Light (and her sister). Does that help at all? I'm considering setting up a video recorder and putting it on YOU TUBE. I bet Gametime would love that! Eh? Your thoughts??? Jesus Christ. What the !@#$%^&* is wrong with you? Anyways, maybe you should take it easy on the meats for awhile and see if it lightens up, go for more earth-!@#$%^&*ociated meals, or even whole wheat grain based ones. And don't listen to what Lynx says, fcking hate when people randomly list diseases and !@#$%^&* like that. Maybe take a stool sample or something to your doctor too ;/ could be some type of worm. Oh, and maybe the red is actually blood. Happens. And I find that whenever I eat a crapload of cherries my stool turns slightly darker, and usually the longer the stool is inside of you the darker it'll be.