Bran

why would i come back... i dont even enjoy the game nemore..... one of the main reasons y i cheat if i cared i wouldnt of done it. Blue silver can 5000 day ban me if he wants i really dont give a -*BAD WORD*-

ur a fat -*BAD WORD*-er Blue silver i hope u die irl

FFS i come back too this game... and lag is pretty good and all... and then i get dumb!@#$%^&* Blue silver banning me... -*BAD WORD*- this -*BAD WORD*-. The ban itself doesnt piss me off its h0w it was delt with. I get straightup banned every1 else who is doing it gets a waring... my ban is a month and -*BAD WORD*-en every1 elses is -*BAD WORD*-en 10 days -*BAD WORD*- this

bah too much :eek: shorten in down and i'll read it joker

GG :notworthy:

FRIDAY NITE MAP TESTING!! THE ONE TIME IM NOT ON SS :eek:

i notice a difference in the jwl jav to the rumble jav... for some reason it seems that the jwl rotation speed is faster

I dont have a problem with it... Props to the Rumble bot

BRAN4STAFF :ban!:

YES Thats rite the great bran man of 17th parallel is quitting SS ive been spendinggg wayyyyyy to much time on this game when i should be going out and getting -*BAD WORD*-ed up. Nehow i hope this game doesnt get too geeky with me not around . PEACE OUT to My 17th peEps

LETS GO OLD SKOOL BABY

Okay okay real simple the best player in 17th ... -*BAD WORD*- the best player in SS is me thxs

LATER JIMMY :mrgreen: i hope im still around when u get back :pimp:

NICE $ rice -*BAD WORD*- im goin to start bein an -*BAD WORD*- to those fat hoes who like cybering for now on... i'll turn em on until they r in the masterbation mood and then .. Shut em down

J-Dogg: Wanna cyber? Katey69: Sure, you into vegetables? J-Dogg: What like gardening an shiat? Katey69: Yeah, something like that. J-Dogg: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out J-Dogg: You bend over to harvest your radishes. (pause) Katey69: is that it? J-Dogg: You water your tomato patch. J-Dogg: Are you ready for my fresh produce? Katey69: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? (pause) J-Dogg: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily. J-Dogg: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. Katey69: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. J-Dogg: my zucchinis carresses your carrots. J-Dogg: -*BAD WORD*- baby your right, this shiat is HOT. Katey69 ... J-Dogg: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. Katey69: What the fart is this madlibs? I'm outta here. J-Dogg: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. -*BAD WORD*-. Katey69: whatever. ---------- Mandy4u26: Yeah I'm here. J-Dogg: You ready? Mandy4u26: Okay. J-Dogg: I take off my trenchcoat I'm nekked beneath, with pistols on my belt. Mandy4u26: Cowboy boots? J-Dogg: WWI era trench issue boots. Mandy4u26: okay... J-Dogg: Help me pull my boots off baby. Mandy4u26: Whats that smell? J-Dogg: Rotting toes. Mandy4u26: Ummm... J-Dogg: My boots pop off. My feet are black. The toes crumble off with the slightest touch. The dead black tissue that was once my skin chips off in large crispy flakes. A smell of death pervades the room. Gangrenous pus drips from the ends of the stumps where my toes were. I look deep in your eyes, and shove my tongue down your throat. Mandy4u26: ... J-Dogg: You carress my -*BAD WORD*-, and trim my pubes... ---------- J-dogg: Your pretty funny DirtyKate: I don't remember you.. but thanx J-dogg: Wanna cyber? DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody (wink) DirtyKate: Who are you? J-dogg: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot. J-dogg: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. J-dogg: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order DirtyKate: Haha! OK DirtyKate: -*BAD WORD*-o! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. J-dogg: Well, first they would say, "-*BAD WORD*-o, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? DirtyKate: I want everything, baby! J-dogg: Is this a delivery? DirtyKate: Umm...Yes DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... J-dogg: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. DirtyKate: Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! J-dogg: You can't hurry good pizza. J-dogg: I'm on my way now though DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now. J-dogg: How did you know? J-dogg: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. J-dogg: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby J-dogg: So you're still in the bathroom? DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. J-dogg: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... DirtyKate: wtf? DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shiat DirtyKate: Fuk ---------- J-Dogg: I pull out my -*BAD WORD*-, and rub it on your breasts... Partner6: WTF?! J-Dogg: Oh -*BAD WORD*-, I meant, your -*BAD WORD*-! your -*BAD WORD*-! ---------- J-Dogg: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch. Partner: mmmm, okay. J-Dogg: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll. Partner: Yeah I like it rough. J-Dogg: I smack you thick booty. Partner: Oh yeah, that feels good j. J-Dogg: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh. J-Dogg: I make some toast and eat it off your -*BAD WORD*-. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm. Partner: you like that? J-Dogg: I peel some bananas. Partner: Oh, what are you gonna do with those? J-Dogg: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark. Partner: Peanuts? J-Dogg: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh. Partner: What are you talking about? J-Dogg: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats. Partner: This is stupid. J-Dogg: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer. J-Dogg: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold? J-Dogg: Yeeaahhhh. Partner: /ignore J-Dogg: Its cool stone cold she was a -*BAD WORD*- anyway. J-Dogg: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

J-Dogg: Wanna cyber? Katey69: Sure, you into vegetables? J-Dogg: What like gardening an shiat? Katey69: Yeah, something like that. J-Dogg: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out J-Dogg: You bend over to harvest your radishes. (pause) Katey69: is that it? J-Dogg: You water your tomato patch. J-Dogg: Are you ready for my fresh produce? Katey69: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? (pause) J-Dogg: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily. J-Dogg: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. Katey69: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. J-Dogg: my zucchinis carresses your carrots. J-Dogg: -*BAD WORD*- baby your right, this shiat is HOT. Katey69 ... J-Dogg: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. Katey69: What the fart is this madlibs? I'm outta here. J-Dogg: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. -*BAD WORD*-. Katey69: whatever. ---------- Mandy4u26: Yeah I'm here. J-Dogg: You ready? Mandy4u26: Okay. J-Dogg: I take off my trenchcoat I'm nekked beneath, with pistols on my belt. Mandy4u26: Cowboy boots? J-Dogg: WWI era trench issue boots. Mandy4u26: okay... J-Dogg: Help me pull my boots off baby. Mandy4u26: Whats that smell? J-Dogg: Rotting toes. Mandy4u26: Ummm... J-Dogg: My boots pop off. My feet are black. The toes crumble off with the slightest touch. The dead black tissue that was once my skin chips off in large crispy flakes. A smell of death pervades the room. Gangrenous pus drips from the ends of the stumps where my toes were. I look deep in your eyes, and shove my tongue down your throat. Mandy4u26: ... J-Dogg: You carress my -*BAD WORD*-, and trim my pubes... ---------- J-dogg: Your pretty funny DirtyKate: I don't remember you.. but thanx J-dogg: Wanna cyber? DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody (wink) DirtyKate: Who are you? J-dogg: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot. J-dogg: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. J-dogg: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order DirtyKate: Haha! OK DirtyKate: -*BAD WORD*-o! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. J-dogg: Well, first they would say, "-*BAD WORD*-o, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? DirtyKate: I want everything, baby! J-dogg: Is this a delivery? DirtyKate: Umm...Yes DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... J-dogg: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. DirtyKate: Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! J-dogg: You can't hurry good pizza. J-dogg: I'm on my way now though DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now. J-dogg: How did you know? J-dogg: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. J-dogg: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby J-dogg: So you're still in the bathroom? DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. J-dogg: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... DirtyKate: wtf? DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shiat DirtyKate: Fuk ---------- J-Dogg: I pull out my -*BAD WORD*-, and rub it on your breasts... Partner6: WTF?! J-Dogg: Oh -*BAD WORD*-, I meant, your -*BAD WORD*-! your -*BAD WORD*-! ---------- J-Dogg: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch. Partner: mmmm, okay. J-Dogg: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll. Partner: Yeah I like it rough. J-Dogg: I smack you thick booty. Partner: Oh yeah, that feels good j. J-Dogg: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh. J-Dogg: I make some toast and eat it off your -*BAD WORD*-. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm. Partner: you like that? J-Dogg: I peel some bananas. Partner: Oh, what are you gonna do with those? J-Dogg: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark. Partner: Peanuts? J-Dogg: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh. Partner: What are you talking about? J-Dogg: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats. Partner: This is stupid. J-Dogg: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer. J-Dogg: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold? J-Dogg: Yeeaahhhh. Partner: /ignore J-Dogg: Its cool stone cold she was a -*BAD WORD*- anyway. J-Dogg: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

this one is kool to :shock: QT-Pie: Hey Jdogg: whats goin on QT-Pie: Nothing. Who are you? Jdogg: Jdogg. Wanna cyber? QT-Pie: what does that mean? Jdogg: what are you wearing? QT-Pie: T-shirt. Jeans. Jdogg: Garter belt? QT-Pie: Ummm...no. Jdogg: Are we gonna cyber or not? QT-Pie: uh, okay. Jdogg: Sweet, I start by rubbing your -*BAD WORD*- all around. You love this. Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your stink from here. QT-Pie: WHAT?! Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan. Jdogg: You leave everything to jdogg. Jdogg: I am completely inside of you. You are my dik puppet. I put on a little play. QT-Pie: This is weird. I should go. Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back. QT-Pie: A stripe? Jdogg: I need a sandwich. QT-Pie: You're a freak. Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.

This -*BAD WORD*- is pretty dam fuunny Girl: Hi Boy: -*BAD WORD*-o Boy: who is this? Girl: just a someone? Boy: A someone I know? Girl: nope Boy: Then why the -*BAD WORD*- are you bothering me? Girl: well sorrrrrry Girl: I just wanted to chat with you Boy: why? Girl: nevermind your an -*BAD WORD*- Boy: Hey wait a minute Girl: yes? Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid Girl: paranoid? Boy: yes Girl: of what? Girl: me? Boy: No. I'm in hiding. Girl: LOL Boy: Don't -*BAD WORD*-ing laugh at me! Boy: This -*BAD WORD*- is serious! Girl: What are you hiding from? Boy: The cops. Girl: gimme a -*BAD WORD*-ing break Boy: I'm serious. Girl: I don't get it Boy: The cops are after me. Girl: For what? Boy: I'm wanted in three states Girl: For??? Boy: It's kindof embarrasing. Boy: I had sex with a turkey. Boy: -*BAD WORD*-o? Girl: You are -*BAD WORD*-ing sick. Boy: Send me your picture. Girl: why? Boy: so I know you aren't one of them. Girl: One of what? Boy: The cops. Girl: I'm not a cop i told you Boy: Then send me your picture. Girl: hold on Boy: Hurry up. Boy: Are you there? Boy: -*BAD WORD*- you, cop! Girl: Hey sorry Girl: I had to do something for my mom. Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities. Boy: Weren't you!? Girl: thats not it Boy: Then what? Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty Boy: Most cops aren't Girl: IM NOT A -*BAD WORD*-ING COP YOU !@#$%^&*HEAD! Boy: Then send me the picture. Girl: fine. What's your e-mail? Boy: Just send it through here. Girl: alright *PIC* Girl: Did you get it? Boy: Hold on. I'm looking. Girl: That was me back in may Girl: I've lost weight since then. Boy: I hope so Girl: what?!? Girl: that hurt my feelings. Boy: Did it? Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? Girl: yes Boy: Alright let me find it. Girl: kks Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC* Girl: this isn't you. Boy: I'll be -*BAD WORD*-ed if it ain't! Girl: You don't look like that. Boy: How the -*BAD WORD*- do you know? Girl: cause your profile has another picture. Boy: The profile pic is a fake. Boy: I use it to hide from the cops. Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Boy: Not to mention all the groceries. Girl: Go -*BAD WORD*- yourself Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture Boy: Now my -*BAD WORD*- won't get hard for a week. Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. Girl: You've done nothing but slam me. Girl: you hurt me. Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? Girl: I thought you were bull-*BAD WORD*-ting me! Boy: Why would I do that? Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. Girl: FUC YOU!!! Boy: You'd break both of his legs. Girl: You're a -*BAD WORD*-ing -*BAD WORD*-. Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me Boy: Ok. I'm sorry. Girl: No you aren't Boy: You're right. I'm not. Boy: HAARRRRR! Girl: I'm done with you Boy: Aww. I'm sorry. Girl: I'm putting you on ignore Boy: Wait a sec Boy: We got off on the wrong foot. Boy: Wanna start over? Girl: No Boy: I'll eat your -*BAD WORD*- Girl: You'll what? Boy: You heard me. Boy: I said I'd eat your -*BAD WORD*-. Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your -*BAD WORD*-? Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes Boy: Well I'm not like most men. Boy: I get excited in different ways. Girl: Like what? Boy: Do you really wanna know? Girl: I don't know Boy: You have to tell me yes or no. Girl: I'm afraid to Boy: Why? Girl: cause Boy: cause why? Girl: well lets see Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you? Boy: Nope Girl: well its strange to me Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to Girl: I didn't say that Boy: So is that a yes? Girl: I guess so. Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. Boy: Are you willing? Girl: What do you need me to do? Boy: I need you talk like a pirate. Girl: ??? Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" Boy: ok? Boy: -*BAD WORD*-o? Girl: You can't be serious Boy: Oh yes I am! Boy: It's my fantasy. Girl: this is re-*BAD WORD*-ed Boy: Do you want it or not? Girl: Yes I want it. Boy: Then you'll do it for me? Girl: sure Boy: Ok. Here we go. Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet -*BAD WORD*-. Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit. Girl: mmmm yeah Boy: uh oh ...going limp. Girl: Har Boy: You gotta do better than that! Boy: Your picture was really bad. Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your -*BAD WORD*- get more moist with every stroke. Boy: I softly suck on your -*BAD WORD*- bringing it in and out of my mouth. Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. Girl: mmmmmm you are good Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder Boy: going limp Girl: HARRRRRRR Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Boy: You begin to sway back and forth. Boy: going limp Girl: this is stupid Boy: ...still limp Boy: Do it! Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: I turn you around to lick your -*BAD WORD*-. Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your -*BAD WORD*-. Boy: I see -*BAD WORD*- nuggets hanging from the hair around your -*BAD WORD*-. Girl: WTF?!?!? Boy: They stink really bad. Girl: OMG STOP!!! Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly -*BAD WORD*- Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg. Boy: I ram it up your -*BAD WORD*-. Girl: YOURE A -*BAD WORD*-ING PYSCHO!! Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. Boy: And turn you into a -*BAD WORD*-ing candy apple... Boy: I kick you in the face! Girl: -*BAD WORD*- YOU -*BAD WORD*-!! Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... Boy: Your parrot flys away. Boy: ...going limp again. Boy: -*BAD WORD*-o? Boy: Say it! Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!! -----------------------

i wont miss that newbie zeke :furious: i still remeber when he banned me 1 week before jwl finals gd fgt