In Turtle Town U.S.A, GREATEST COUNTRY ON THE PLANET, Scarfonians are celebrating the Scarface.nl's ownageness for the seven hundredth time this year. One time, Shock tried to invade Turtle Town and kill some of Scarface.nls peoples, but Scarface.nl The Great united his troops with dis rallying call: http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/wavs/braveheart/Brave9.mp3 Scarfonians finest warriors and warlocks were on da scene to lay da smacks down on all of Shocks peoples, and den Scarface.nl The Great found Shocks out on the battlefields and took a huge dump sauce all over his chest. Proclaiming his victory over the Shock, Scarface the Great did an awesome redo of meat spin in front of his troops, followed by a rousing fart, before mounting his War Turtle, and trotting back to Turtle Town. To celebrate his victory over Shocks army, Scarface the Great threw a thirty day and thirty night festival, where he had many sexy times with many fat girls and sometimes even three to four of them at a time. Contracting Aidz, Scarface the Great squeezed his Balls to all of his Penis clan members, creating the now trademarked energy drink of all Penis members, Lemonaidz. The next day, Animate Dreams, Captain Penis, contacted Scarface the Great via the Peniphone, and told him that dis dood named Aileinroners was attacking people in the Penis Galaxy. Supposedly, Aileron was the most powerful Warlock in dis universe, attacking people with no remorse, and angering Kevin J Russel to tears. When Kevin J Russel turns to tears, he turns to Scarface the Great, cause dey are true spartans, and if someone killed Kevin J Russel, Scarface the Great would not be at his funeral, cause he'd be in jail for killing the lowly sack of life that killed his friend. So, Scarface the Great !@#$%^&*embled his Scarfonians, and with one quick blow on his Penis Horn, he summoned his power of Penis, and rode off to attack Ailerons on his own territories. As soon as he arrived, he spelled out his name on the front steps of Ailerons national arab font building, and proceeded to defeat his enemy in a battle with his turtle warrior scarfonians! As soon as the battle was done, Scarface the Great decided to add major insult to injury. He found a empty Lemonaidz bottle, and uncapped it. He put it to the cheeks of his !@#$%^&*, and farted into it. Quickly capping it, he walked up to the beaten down Aileron. He proceeded to uncap the bottle, and quickly thrust it under Ailerons nose, squeezing the bottle, poofing the sickest fart ever recorded into his nose. Aileron began to vomit violently, and Scarface the Great stood over him in victory.