Wargh!!!

....So this means kirby is staying..? YAY!

If both balls are based, sure, i'll go in with a super-dooper shark with burst + super/shield, rampage and steal a ball...cept from that, i'd be indifferent.

Na, we'll beat 17th.. obviously we will, simply because we're teh 1337

Hey mega, sad to see you leave for the whole of july. Bah, HS wont be exactly the same. Ah well. It'll hold together somehow, im sure it will. If i dont logon before you leave, tty l8r man.

So to make this post non-spammish, i will ask you all to give me one thing, not in real life, or HS, just post WHAT you would give me. No money, Vouchers, or anything that you KNOW i already have. No general presents, like: I would give you, Wargh, a CD. If you give me a CD, either say its blank, or what kind of music, or somthing of the sort, or what game, if it is. (I have ps2, Xbox, Nintendo64, and computer.) Be Sensible, i want to know what you all would honestly give me. Have fun

I Have the time. So a huge, exhaustive post follows: Underwater hockey. Underwater hockey is a very fast moving game that quickly builds swimming and free diving capability. It is played on the bottom of a swimming pool by two teams of six. Players wear fins, mask, snorkel, and a protective glove and headgear. The stick is short, approximately 1 foot long, the puck is heavy,around 3 lb., and the goal is 3 meters (9') long. The rules are "non-contact" and players generally cover "zones" around the puck. Success (scoring) ultimately depends on teamwork, since no single person can hold their breath forever. Individual strength is less of an advantage than it is in many other sports. The water nullifies pure m!@#$%^&* advantage and emphasizes clever use of torque. In compe!@#$%^&*ion, games are two 15 minute halves, and teams can have up to 4 subs!@#$%^&*utes on the deck who can enter play on the fly. RULES! The rules of the game inhibit the use of brute force and allow small people to compete effectively and equally with larger people. (actually, thats complete bull, but, lets continue) Play is solely on the bottom of the pool so your effectiveness is also governed by how much time you spend on the bottom ... the air is, of course, on the top. In the game, exertion usually shortens bottom time to less than 30 seconds. The sport is defined as non-contact in the same way basketball is considered non-contact. The person in control of the puck can not be physically pushed but also may not charge into set opponents. Rules are simple - no body contact unless your stick is on the puck (i.e. no forechecking or moving screens), no touching the puck with anything but your stick, and no detaining or obstructing another player (even if you do have the puck) by pulling off their mask or fins or holding on to them. (Obstruction rules are different if you have the puck, however) passing is very possible and is done by throwing the puck off your stick with a flick of your wrist. This is very difficult to learn without help, but can be used to sail the puck more than 10 feet across the bottom and up to 2 feet above it. This technique allows you to break the puck out of a tight spot and send it by opponents. This sport can be played at many levels from casual pick-up fun to serious compe!@#$%^&*ion. It is an incredible work-out, and one that will specifically improve your free-diving skills and diving muscles. Underwater Hockey also provides an instant conversation starter at dull parties! Indeed it does, ive tried it EQUIPMENT: EXPLAINED Mask - small volume free diving masks are best, but any diving mask will work fine. Swim goggles are not recommended. A mask doubles as a nose plug and face shield and doesn't fog as much as goggles. Snorkel - you want to be able to breathe while scanning the bottom of the pool for the puck and your next position. Large bore (to get air quickly), streamlined designs are best. Stick - about 12 inches long, made of wood and painted black or white to distinguish the teams. It has a dog bone shape at one end with one straight side. It is usually about 2 cm or less thick and up to 12 cm wide at the tip. It narrows to a handle 2-5 cm wide and 1-4 cm thick. Glove - standard practice is to buy a heavyweight gardening glove and cover it with aquaseal ©, shoegoo, hot-melt glue or some other hard glue. This also pads your hand when someone hits your hand instead of the puck (OOPS). (yes, that REALLY hurts when you get hit with a stick.) Ear protectors - required at tournaments. Getting hit in the ear with a fin may pop your eardrum if done right. Water polo caps work well. Mouth Guards - An exterior or interior mouth guard is now required at all sanctioned tournaments. (false for nationals and south island champs here.) Speedos - Optional But recommended. Arena and "How the game goes" The pool should be 25m x 15m and 2m deep all the way across, but anything will do, even slopes (just change ends at half-time). Lead weights and 3 meters of rope can be used as goals, though the sound of the puck thunking into the back of a metal goal is very satisfying and should be experienced! Start with the puck in the middle of the pool and the teams lined up at either end (play also starts this way after a goal is scored). "Teams ready, Sticks Up, GO!" starts the designated players racing to get possession of the puck. Teams generally play zones, as in basketball, with forward offensive players and back defensive players. Postions: EXPLAINED! Striker, 3, or middle foward: Generally tries to get initial possession of the puck. Is an offensive player and generally positioned directly on or in front of the play. Fowards (left and right): Score goals and steal the puck from the other team's defense. Both are offensive players that stay in front of the play for forward passes. When stopped from advancing, they p!@#$%^&* backward to the backs. Watch that the weak side (on the side the puck isn't) doesn't drift too far onto the strong side - your backs will be trying to feed the puck up the weak side (where the other teams defense isn't) and need someone to score the goal. Backs (left and right): (since i play this postion, i will explain it myself, rather than the webbie) Backs start out the outside of the lineup, unless the goalie is on their side. When the play starts, the backs stay a body legnth behind the fowards, backing up either the outside, or the inside of the 2 fowards. If we win the strike, we will be down, and looking to get passed to in order to break through. When we are opposed, we will curl ourselves around, and look for someone else to p!@#$%^&* to. If there is noone, we keep down, curl right around and keep heading to the goal, until your mind is pining for breath. If you begin to feel light-headed, flick as far toward the goal as you can and go up. (thats happened too often to me) If the goalie goes down, back him/her up. Goalie: Stay back when the strike happens, and move up to the halfway mark at the max. (rest is from the rulebook/site) Defensive player, second to last player back. Backs up the backs especially when the play is moving from one side of the pool to the other. Conclusion: (again, from the rulebook ) This is a sport dedicated primarily to having fun in the water. Anyone can play and play very effectively, and all that are willing to try will be welcomed with open arms. For people who are interested in compe!@#$%^&*ion, there are three nationally sanctioned tournaments each year, as well as international compe!@#$%^&*ions. At US Nationals, admission is open, allowing any interested team to attend although Society dues and fees are required! Typically the teams form around dive stores, dive clubs and swim teams. Underwater hockey in the United States includes people of all ages and shapes, and hockey players, while they may take their sport very seriously,are always willing to help rookies. So thats it on Underwter hockey.

*SIGH* nerrr... i cant be bothered... i'll tell you the rules later when im not busy And dav, im not going on holiday, im simply being very busy in real life

Hey, i havn't been active for a while... I came on last night, But I wont be coming on much at all during the weekends/weekdays now, There's alot of stuff goin on IRL in my life right now... eg. I've got my Underwater hockey South island nationals, and also a road trip/flight to wellington for the nationals... I've got quite a few interviews to attend in order to try and secure another job... ect. Then after all that, i'm meant to look after my social life. After that, I'll be back, and i'll be 0\/\//\/1/\/g all ur !@#$%^&*es once more But for now, dont expect me on much... I'll try to be on my IMs As much as i can, cept for that...well... It'll be a while before i get back into HS properly. All in all, expect me off for 'bout a month. I'll try be on my IMs as much as i can. MY IMs: AIM: Warghman Yahoo: W_argh MSN: Wargh___@hotmail.com Hope to talk to you on one of those, if you can catch me online. Have fun, and...er...yeah. Lovin the new Smiley... :ddr: catch ya'll l8r. - Wargh :ddr:

My away message: No, You cannot have the following: My freq, My Money, My time, My Respect. Piss off. It works well

Ok. Here's how i see it. A mod enforced a rule that she thought was suitable. That is her right to do so. You broke that rule, BlueC. You got punished. Seriously, dont make a fool of yourself by posting here, just get over it.

Heh. Lucky yous. I have full year school, and your summer is my winter >.< so i wont be coming on more than usual... I need to get on more... but RL got me quite the busyness

Indeed, mantis. 'tis sad but true.

lol Yeah, defend your castle sucks like that... Spend all your cash on matinence, and wall upgrades, so your upkeep for archers, wizards and the like is non-existant. You can then get them to quit, so your defenses are going down... Then once they reach your castle, let them kill it.

That... Was weird. Yay me for reviving the dead topic

So trash all you like, in faster fashions. Thankyou.

Hi, could you activate the 'fast reply' feature in: SSCX-A Hyperspace subforum: Trash Talk Thanks

lol d1st0rt, agreed

I like fish. They are yummy.... this may be :wtfwtf: But, the cheating thing was blatant spam so i had to lock it

Yeah... lol bomook, so right. Yeah... just try not to open any cans of meat here. This is trash talk, not canned meat.

Topic unlocked, since now its in Trash Talk :-P

Muahahahah! In ur face cow--err... Coe, Funk, er... Siaon (did he want mod on TT?) err... Dav... yeah... I got teh magic Subforum now. :-P Whee ^_^

With the evil of 17th's RPG arena, i think it is nessecery we have a Trash Talk forum, and i'll be the mod. Any Construsctive discussion will be sufficently tossed to the bin.

Conclusion: Brain, get a trash-talk subforum modded by myself

Eh. dont worry about it, im sure the zone wont fall apart without our goddess present, for 3 days, but any longer, and ZAP... itll beh gone. Im no god, but i'll try keep it together, as will the rest of the staff Right guys? Err... guys?

mm... i cant wait for the zone to have its 35+ population back, and there be no lag comas... Then we can think about making a trash talk in HS forums... Right brain?