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Happy Xmas folks! Besides all this 17th crap and pub map low pop league suck forum flame stuff its still neat to be a 17th player cuz i luv the community. and since xmas is a day of love, i guess this is the right place to wish you all a merry xmas.

 

uh oh and tell me what you got ^^

 

-CreatiX

Posted (edited)

Dear Santa,

 

If you come to my house on christmas eve, i will be sitting on the roof watching, if you come anywhere in range, ill shoot the crap out of you. merry christmas.

 

ps. mustangs suck. whats with americans and mustangs? seriously....

Edited by Canadian-Kid
Posted

Here's a note that all children will receive this year:

 

Dear Kids,

Santa couldn't make it this year due to severe gout and problems stemming from his recent quadruple byp!@#$%^&* surgery. Also, the reindeer had footrot and Rudolph was hit by a freighter last night on the beach. So, I'll be filling in for him. Oh, are the milk and cookies supposed to be some kind of joke? He's 400 pounds already, you trying to kill him? God, I would think after all the toys he's left you over the years you'd be a little more grateful... freaking kids. That's right, give the fat f*cking pedophile some food so he keeps coming back. God, at least they put signs in the parks "Do Not Feed The Bears". Yeah, and you know what else? Those cookies and milk cause tooth decay! Don't you listen to your dentists?? How about you all do yourselves a favor: drop the chocolate bells, the candy canes, and the peppermint sticks and chew on a nice piece of celery for once.

I don't know why the !@#$%^&* I agreed to this. Where the !@#$%^&* is that !@#$%^&* Easter Bunny? He loves this candy and presents !@#$%^&*. Probably at home with his 10000 kids if he hasn't eaten most of them already. F*cking rabbits. Whatever, I'm done with this !@#$%^&*. Enjoy your quarter. And next year leave out some teeth for Chrissakes. Freaking ungrateful ASSS.

 

Kiss My !@#$%^&*,

Tooth Fairy

Posted

NO ONE WILL EVER STOP ME! I PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION. I DEMONSTRATED MY ACTIONS DURING A FRIENDLY GAME OF RISK, I MADE 3 PEOPLE SUFFER AND I WAS BROUGHT DOWN BY MY OWN AMBITIONS. I HAVE DECIDED THAT NUCLEAR WARFARE IS NOW AVAILABLE IN RISK. THIS IS ALL. THANK YOU.

 

-Your always trusting President,

X`terrania.

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

I got...

mega_shok.gif Gig External Hard Drive

Wireless Controller for Computer

XM Radio (XM2GO)

a new bed

2 pairs of jeans

5 shirts

$450.00 for an XBox360 (since my parents couldn't find one)

Posted
I got...

mega_shok.gif Gig External Hard Drive

Wireless Controller for Computer

XM Radio (XM2GO)

a new bed

2 pairs of jeans

5 shirts

$450.00 for an XBox360 (since my parents couldn't find one)

 

enjoy it while it still last, once you move out of your parents house.. all you'll be getting is cloths and some cash that u cant spend on yourself.

Posted (edited)

Sex before marriage is a sin! Fear God's invisible wrath! I bet he's standing behind all you sinners right now pulling faces and giving you the finger, but what do you sinners know... you're all going to !@#$%^&* :D In Bible land we deprive ourselves of pleasure in this life because we are promised eternal existence in blissland with 100 virgin-wives and our own set of purly white gates to keep out all the homosexuals, muslims, blacks, animals and INFIDELS that will try and break in whilst boiling in the lake of fire. It doesn't matter that every being on this planet fears death, it doesn't matter that this could be all in my head for good reason, what matters is GOD PWNS YOU so deal with it! You wanna know why i believe? Because a man who i've never met before said so thousands of years ago when he claimed he was spoken to by God. If you question me then you question God and i'll have to exact God's wrath on you because he works through me and makes me so much more perfect than you. Jesus died for our sins!!! It doesn't matter how this is supposed to work.

 

EDIT- Ah who am i kidding, i'll save you a seat next to Mussolini.

Edited by SeVeR
Posted (edited)

i got a 80gb ext hd too... but u forgot to include one thing in ur list tex. it should have been:

I got...

mega_shok.gif Gig External Hard Drive

Wireless Controller for Computer

XM Radio (XM2GO)

a new bed

2 pairs of jeans

5 shirts

$450.00 for an XBox360 (since my parents couldn't find one)

and... a nice big !@#$%^&* in my mouth!

Edited by SNOo

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