Randomly Violent Topic

[Aileron]

This topic is for random violence against other posters.

 

Rules:

1) You get as many super powers as you want.

2) Don't attack anyone who hasn't posted in this topic

3) No attacks against the entire topic at once. For example, you can't: "*drops nuke on topic*"

4) Don't quit if you die; feel free to ressurect yourself or reappear mysteriously.

5) Have fun

[Emblazon]

4) Don't quit if you die; feel free to ressurect yourself or reappear mysteriously.

good thing i still have my resurrection machine handy (those of you who have witnessed the madness)

[Aileron]

*smashes SNOo's ressurection machine with hammer*

*smashes SNOo's head in with hammer*

[Adam=-]

.............POW

[Emblazon]

*whips out regeneration machine*

*regenerates resurrection machine*

*uses high potion*

*RENZOKUKEN on Aileron*

*finishes up with LIONHEART*

..

..

*laughs*

 

 

 

 

 

 

ffviii>ffvii

Edited November 28, 2005 by SNOo

[flamingstarch]

*takes aileron in hand*

*ties his balls in a knot*

*takes Snoo and shoves him up ailerons a$$*

*Paints target on ailerons forhead*

*burns his computer and his house to the ground*

*nails alieron to a cross*

*makes him eat my moms meatloaf*

(which instantly kills him)

"!@#$%^&*! knew i went to far"

 

Snoo falls out of alierons a$$

 

>undoes all damage<

*reserects aileron*

*makes Snoo untie aileron's companions*

*builds alieron a house and buys him a computer*

*uses the men in black mind eraser on alieron and Snoo*

*says sorry cause i forgot i erased their memories already*

 

"oops"

 

*erases their mind again*

*leaves post completely by making a portal into Pirates vs Ninja's forum*

[Aileron]

You won't get any arguement about FFVIII from me...

 

*reveals that I had re-raise cast on me before the topic started*

*casts double on self*

*casts Ultima x 2 on SNOo*

*flamingstarch is hurt from the collateral damage even in the other topic*

[Manus Celer Dei]

So, you have decided to enter a new and exciting career in the Independant Mercenaries Guild, the premier ins!@#$%^&*ution for security labour and equipment hire! Welcome to IMG, where we make your plans become a reality.

 

The first thing any new prospect must do when entering the guild is to undergo a full medical analysis, this is to ensure that no monitoring devices have been installed that may compromise our clients or the guild, it is also the first time you may register any desired cybernetic bio-genetic enhancements you may wish to make (cost will be added to guild !@#$%^&*he). Once this step is out of the way successful applicants may proceed to weapons selection.

 

Weapons selection can be seperated into two broad categories, naval equipment and ground support, both with differing levels of cost attached to them (it is important to note that while naval equipment such as warships cost exponentially more in guild !@#$%^&*hes, the standard hiring fee of a ship counterbalances the cost). Naval equipment consists of the Kanatis Alliance range of military vessels (see File: IMGsecuid/cat/weap/naval-qref97103472), barring the Marathon Class Cruisers, of which the guild is only permitted one (the current IMG cruiser is the KAS Manus Celer Dei). Ground support equipment is, however, more complicated, as the variations vary widely according to personal fighting style. Armour consists of three broad types of armoured exoskeleton:

 

Jump Armour

Support Armour

Tactical Armour

 

Each contain identical primary systems, but come integrated with an additional subsystem, Jump armour containing small inertial boosters which alter the inertial state of the wearer, allowing them to "jump" up to 150m in normal gravity without harm. Support Armour includes a small, shoulder mounted submunition drone launcher, which fires a cluster warhead drone in a high arc. Tactical Armour eschews these more esoteric options and instead uses available power to reinforce the exoskeletons shield generators.

 

Once your preferred style of armour is chosen, you may arm yourself with any of the standard selection of Alliance military sidearms and assault weapons (see File: IMGsecuid/cat/weap/ground-qref97106418).

 

Custom manufactured weapons and equipment is allowed, and the guild has a nano-factory with templates for many forms of weapon construction, however, the guild levies a sizable fee for the use of this facility and it is not available for use of guild members under the rank of "Senior Brother".

 

Senior Guild Knight

Richard Arbury.

 

 

 

. If they need our help, they do not deserve it.

[Aileron]

Huh? Wrong topic Manus...

 

*grabs chainsaw*

*slices and dices*

[SeVeR]

spiky haired anime goons sucketh teh ghey.

 

*grabs a penis enlargement device and enlarges penis to 3 feet*

*bludgeons everyone unconscious with semi-erect penis*

*blows own trumpet to the sound of dripping saliva*

*dies choking on own !@#$%^&**

*becomes a ghost and possesses Hece's body*

*is overloaded by pornographic images of horse-!@#$%^&*s*

*dies as a ghost*

*becomes god*

*goes back in time to create the human race*

 

-EDIT- Why have i now got "Warn: (0%)" followed by 5 lil blue boxes next to my name?

Edited November 30, 2005 by SeVeR

[Cokey Flo]

*walks in*

*lights snoos head on fire*

*walks out*

[flamingstarch]

YES!!! Cokey posted! now i won't have to break any rules

 

 

 

*goes into deep thought about what to post 'bout Cokey*

 

"whoa! where am i"

 

"this isn't pirates vs ninjas!"

 

"o no"

[Aileron]

The warn bar is a new feature the admins put up in SSforum...everyone has one. The little blue boxes are some kind of background thing...you are on 0% warn, just like everyone else.

 

 

Time for a three legged race!

 

*ties flamingstarch and cokey to each other*

*counts legs*

1, 2, 3, .... 4?

*cuts off one of flamingstarch's legs*

*sews leg on to myself*

 

Ready Set Go!

 

*runs course and accrossed finish line*

"woot! I won the three legged race! I am so 1337! Well, I don't need this anymore"

*cuts off the leg that formally belonged to to flamingstarch*

*smacks Manus on the head with severed leg*

[flamingstarch]

*asks politely for 1/3rd of the 1st place trophy because my leg won too.*

 

*picks up my leg*

*wacks manus on the head with my leg*

[Manus Celer Dei]

Manus, after being smacked on the head twice in quick succession by various body parts, decides that he has had enough of impudent little upstarts who are far too ignorant of just how ignorant they are when failing to show the proper respect. Manus then tears flamingstarch's arm out of its socket with brute force and proceeds to beat him to death with it while simultaneously punching through Ailerons chest cavity and wrenching out his spine with his free arm.

[Aileron]

*Replaces spine with futuristic robotic cyber-spine*

*jumps up about 50ft in the air*

*lands on Manus' head*

*repeatedly kicks Manus upward*

*gets 50 hit combo*

*kicks Manus into concrete wall for KO*

 

*leg swipes flamingstarch*

*points and laughs as flamingstarch doesn't have enough limbs to push himself off the ground*

[Manus Celer Dei]

After wiping the dust off his jacket and surveying the pathetic amount of damagehe let his !@#$%^&*ailant do to him, Manus walks away from the topic and orders some cellular destabilisers.

[Aileron]

*steals shipment of cellular destabilizers*

*uses cellular destabilizers on Manus*

*Manus' cellular phone flies out of his pocket and explodes*

[Tex]

*summons Carbuncle*

*casts Protect V*

*casts s!@#$%^&**

*casts reflect*

*casts despell on Aileron*

*Uses 2hour*

"Carbuncle, Searing light on Aileron!"

*carbuncle runs over and uses searing light on aileron*

*uses Teleport to teleport himself to the moon leaving carbuncle to pound Aileron's dead body*

[Aileron]

*not dead, gets up off of ground*

*points and laughs at Tex*

 

(Since this is FFVIII we are using here, the moon is covered with a !@#$%^&*load of monsters that swarm upon and eat Tex the moment he arrives, and if I'm not mistaken, the effect Carbuncle gives is to just caste the reflect effect on the party.)

[flamingstarch]

*grabs my arm*

*trips enough people in front of me for me to support myself*

*gets up*

*hops to resurection machine*

*kills myself painlessly with pills that happened to appear in my hand*

*falls into resurection machine*

*comes back with all limbs attached*

*becomes a pokemon trainer*

[Aileron]

*applies hairgel to give the triangular hair look, and dies hair green*

*puts on blue jeens, a hat turned backwards, a sleevless T-shirt and vest, and biker gloves*

*shouts at the top of his lungs in predrawn pose with generic background in traditional japanese cartoon fashion*

 

"FLAMINGSTARCH, I CHALLENGE YOU!!!"

 

*does quick generic dance, ending in throwing a pokeball out*

 

"CATERPIE, GO!"

[SeVeR]

*puts on bunny suit*

*paints self yellow with red spots*

*rolls up in a little ball*

*launches at Tex for using the word carbuncle four times in one post*

*destroys Tex in a flaming attack of spasmodic japanese lightning*

 

*makes sweet bunny love with pikachu*

[flamingstarch]

"!@#$%^&*!! i have no pokemon"

 

*steals Aileron's pokemon bag*

*bangs a hot anime chick named misty* (thats right.... i remember)

 

"GO SQUIRTLE!!"

 

*!@#$%^&*umes fighting stance*

 

 

*battle music starts but the event ref is late*

*tex hurries in after being regenerated*

 

"GO SQUIRTLE!! use your tooth thingy attack!!!"

 

*squirtle hurls himself on tex and rips him apart toe by toe by toe by toe by toe by toe by toe by toe

by toe by toe by toe after nipple after nipple after nipple after nipple after nipple....

[Aileron]

wow, I didn't know Tex had 11 toes and 5 nipples.

 

CATERPIE, USE YOUR HYPERBEAM ATTACK!!!

 

*Caterpie Hyper-Beams whatever is left of poor Tex*