Complex supporters VS Those who like soccor pub

[SeVeR]

I just live in a world of moral relativism where dark and light are pretty much the same thing. My scorn for Christianity doesn't mean i am of the dark-side when Christianity is no more the light to me than a serial killing psycho. Christianity is worse actually. Satanism would be considered dark in comparison but why would anyone be drawn to the dark unless they actually saw it as the light. I just love Darth-Vaders costume and would rather see outrage, shock and an unpredictable course of events as opposed to the prescribed happy endings we see to help reaffirm our deluded morals.

 

P.S. Don't try and tell me i can't play shark!

[Aileron]

I don't get my topics confused...I wasn't thinking about that religion topic at all actually.

[SeVeR]

What were you thinking about then?

 

I'm not a goth-type anymore if you've seen my horrendous photos and are thinking that. Image means nothing anyway.... it just allows you to root-out the people who do think it means something. I'm still the same person now except i don't feel a need (or the effort) to grow my hair long, dye it black and dress like death anymore . I'm a perfectly normal, although a bit scary, guy on the outside.

 

Anyway this has gone off-topic.

[RandomNPC]

*Has been standing in the corner the whole time, laughing*

*As he is just a random NPC he still takes no action, but continues Laughing*

[Aileron]

*gets annoyed by the laughter*

*shoots RandomNPC with Trigun crater-creating pistol*

*reputation goes down by 4 for killing a random NPC*

[RandomNPC]

Another random NPC appears, and laughs at the plight of the first. Also, slightly dislikes aileron due to reputation drop.

[Aileron]

*shoots the other NPC*

*reputation drops four more points*

*Flaming Fist mercenaries arrive and attack*

*shoots Flaming Fist mercs*

*reputation drops all the way to 0*

*alignment shift: Chaotic Evil*

 

Sweet, I can equip this robe now! (Black Robe of the Archmagi gives +6 AC bonus)

[RandomNPC]

*shows up and starts laughing diabolicly*

*sees aileron and gets pissed(knowing of his terrible reputation and feeling nothing but hatred and rage towards aileron)*

*rips aileron's head off and eats it*

[Aileron]

*body strangely still is moving*

*right arm punches and impales NPC*

*reaches in NPC's stomach and grabs head*

*pulls out head and reattaches it*

 

OW!

 

*impales NPC with arm second time...pulls out his heart*

*puts heart in blender*

*puree's NPC's heart*

 

*double checks blood type to make sure NPC and I have different blood types*

[RandomNPC]

*watches his heart spir round to a beautiful oblivion*

*somehow thru loss of blood and heart and other inards, still lives*

*realizes that aileron has a magic touch, and created a special portal when impaling NPC*

*uses the magically created portal to suck aileron completely into himself, devouring his body and soul*

*pulls out a pipe and gets stoned, swallowing the smoke and thereby forcing aileron to get stoned as well*

[Aileron]

*touches self to create another such portal*

 

*NPC gets sucked into Aileron*

*Aileron gets sucked into NPC*

*NPC gets sucked into Aileron*

*Aileron gets sucked into NPC*

*NPC gets sucked into Aileron*

*Aileron gets sucked into NPC*

*NPC gets sucked into Aileron*

*Aileron gets sucked into NPC*

*NPC gets sucked into Aileron*

*Aileron gets sucked into NPC*

*NPC gets sucked into Aileron*

*Aileron gets sucked into NPC*

*NPC gets sucked into Aileron*

*Aileron gets sucked into NPC*

.......

 

Infinite loop occurs and the whole space-time fabric of the universe collapses.

[RandomNPC]

*feels like he is shrinking, then getting stuffed full, then shrinking, then getting stuffed full...*

*thinks he is just super !@#$%^&*ed up and wonders who put something special in his pipe*

*smoke makes him thirsty, so he goes to blender and drinks the beautiful oblivion that was once his heart*