Complex supporters VS Those who like soccor pub

[Tex]

* Puts on a pink dress *

* Grabs his wand *

* Grabs his magical sack of dust *

* Hides behind Creatix *

READY!

[CreatiX]

*time runs up* Every1 got 100 hitpoints like in counterstrike*

 

*throws flash grenade*

[SeVeR]

*watches Tex/Tinkerbell take position behind Creatix and wanders on what he's planning to do with his "wand".*

*buys some flash grenades, a tactical shield and... gets a big crane to lower a tank onto the roof of the shop complete with mounted machine gun and howitzer*

*wonders how to get into the tank whilst carrying a tactical shield*

[Trip']

*Walks into shop swingin a mace, wonderin wth !@#$%^&* is goin on here for I just left the store 5 minutes ago.

 

*Realizes wats goin on, puts up a sign that says complex is awesome!

 

*Hits Tex with mace because attackin from behind is not an honorable tactic, and allowin Creatix to use his wand because I am easily amazed by magical thingamajigs.

 

*And yea, im still swingin my mace.

[Aileron]

*grabs rock*

*shoots Tex in the nads with slingshot*

*before he recovers, runs up to him and knocks him down*

*sits on top of Tex so that my massive fat !@#$%^&* prevents him from moving*

*scoops out Tex's eyeballs with rusty s!@#$%^&**

*picks up some of the broken window gl!@#$%^&* on the ground*

*crams gl!@#$%^&* into Tex's eye sockets* (has thick gloves on so my hands don't get cut)

*uses posts of the slingshot to drive the gl!@#$%^&* further in, passing through the eye sockets of the skull straight on into the frontal lobe*

(this would destroy his higher brain functions, though he would still be able to walk, breath, moniter heartbeat, etc.)

*carries Tex to a basement*

*throws Tex in basement*

*grabs a nearby timebomb, with a five minute countdown, that can be turned off by simply pressing the 'off' button*

*arms bomb and throws it in basement*

*closes the heavy steel door*

*slips in SeVeR's tank while he is wondering*

*drives tank to basement and parks it on top of the door*

*clears area and moves to safe distance*

[Trip']

*Realizing that Aileron unknowingly used a small nuclear device, hops on bike and rides off swingin mace.

[CreatiX]

*as for final battle cretiX resurrects tex to have an enemy*

*blows up resurrcetion machine*

*starts to hit Tex's body in matrix style*

[Aileron]

erm...how could you ressurect Tex? He wasn't dead, just trapped in a basement with the cognative ability of a 3 yr old.

[Tex]

Why do I feel targeted...?

 

*Comes our from behind counter*

*Says, "Haha !@#$%^&*es, That was my magical decoy!"

*Shoots Aileron with his wand, blowing his left arm off

*Flies off into space, with his dress flapping in the wind

*Makes a house on the moon

*Makes a telescope

*Makes a 'I hate Complex' sign.

*Watches the battle rage

[Aileron]

*reattaches left arm*

*goes in to the back room of the store*

*comes out with a working model of one of the guns from Trigun*

(If creatix' rules still apply I swaped it out for my slingshot)

*points the gun towards Tex*

*blasts the house, the sign, the telescope, and leaves a nasty crater in the moon*

*Tex is sucked into the void of space*

[Trip']

*I go get ET and put him on my bike and we fly to the moon, swinging my mace of course, smacks moon with mace and Tex's work is completely destroyed. Falls back into void of space.

 

[Erm...sorry. I technically have to edit this for rule 2 violation. I know this is ridiculous and you didn't really mean anything, but rules are rules. Sorry.]

Edited November 8, 2005 by Aileron

[flamingstarch]

>COP<

 

*dudes those donuts were killer*

Partner1: hecks ya they was foo

Partner2: yous knows you aint false home boy

*hey what is that noise?*

Partner1: might bes me stomak chill drill cause i is still hongry

Partner2: Joe! lesten to de man ice ice cuz i do is hear som'n

*its coming from around the corner*

Partner1: kk bouy frind i heers it now

 

Looks around---

 

*where is phill? what did you do to him Joe?*

Partner2: don sweet it hippy sweater cuz i'z just gone go get a donut

*phew, i was scared that Joe might have thought you were a donut*

Partner2: naz but iz hear stuff now goose wigger

Mysterious Partner3: f'rill! bee fry iz hears it too

*lets go*

[Aileron]

*hides gun*

*runs to police officers*

 

Aileron>Officers! There's a crazy man running around with a wand and pink dress on!

 

*pulls out some photographs of Tex, taken off the store security camera*

 

Partner1,2,3: Wil get rights on dat Crazy G!

Edited November 10, 2005 by Aileron

[flamingstarch]

sees a thing in a pink dress run by

 

*lets go boys*

[Aileron]

erm....I kinda thought the three cops were npcs...sorry.

[flamingstarch]

lol aileron mb i will edit it now. was rude to change yours

 

make the cops whatever you want

[Jega]

*puts on robe and wizard hat*

*drops pants*

*finds lotion*

 

 

 

 

 

 

my knees are dry :< !@#$%^&* winter

[SeVeR]

*Puts Harry Potter in the dvd player, presses play*

*calls the police*

*Jega gets arrested for being a pedophile*

[Aileron]

*takes Harry Potter DVD out of player*

*throws Harry Potter DVD in air and shoots it midflight*

*Puts Star Wars Episode I DVD in player and presses play*

*Watches Episode I*

*Takes out Episode I DVD and puts in Episode II DVD*

*Watches Episode II*

*Takes out Episode II DVD and puts in Episode III DVD*

*Watches Episode III*

*Takes out Episode III DVD and puts in Episode IV DVD*

*Watches Episode IV*

*Takes out Episode IV DVD and puts in Episode V DVD*

*Watches Episode V*

*Takes out Episode V DVD and puts in Episode VI DVD*

*Watches Episode VI*

*falls asleep just as the group is captured by the Ewoks.*

*wakes up as credits are rolling*

 

"Ah man! I missed it! We have to watch the series again!"

*puts in Episode I DVD*....

[SeVeR]

*Uses the "digital transmogrification device" to jump into episode 1 as Aileron begins to watch it.*

*Kills Anakin when he's a little kid by putting a bomb in his speeder and setting it to go off when he presses the ignition button.*

*Anakin gets blown up on the starting grid*

*The next five episodes don't happen*

 

"GG i win"

 

*straps on darth vader suit*

*kills all the jedi with the new found super-skills the suit offers*

*Stuffs Yoda for a piece of furtniture*

*Takes over the universe*

*Makes 6 "new episodes" of "Star Wars"*

*Everyone watches them and believe this is what really happened... but don't really believe it because it's a movie*

[Aileron]

hmmm.....actually that isn't all that different than what actually happened in the series.

[flamingstarch]

except for the sever part

[Aileron]

SeVeR playing the role of Darth Vader ofcourse:

 

Kills Anaken Skywalker (Depending on your point of view )

Kills all the Jedi

Takes over the galaxy

Lasts six Episodes before dying.

 

The only difference is that Vader didn't kill Yoda.

[SeVeR]

See i even have you fooled.

 

The reason you think Yoda is alive is because he's actually a leprachaun double in the movies. If you noticed in episode 4, in the little cave, there's a tiny pot of gold in the corner..

[Aileron]

Seriously though, you seem to have a natural instinct for the dark side...we should teach you to fly shark.