Pirates vs. Ninjas

[Paine]

[farts and goes to watch TV]

[X`terrania]

[Ninja]

 

Enters the old pub located on the northwestern half of the village. I sit down to have a drink, staring at the local pirates and fellow ninjas.

?away afk drink

[Aileron]

*gets lost in smoke*

*wanders into pub*

*sees X`terr*

*smacks X`terr with sign*

*X`terr goes flying, his pants fly off, fold themselves neatly, and nicely set themselves in the nearest drawer*

 

(the bowl of sake X`terr was drinking wobbles, and some of the contents spill on the floor)

 

{cultural note, for those who didn't know - sake is the alchoholic beverage native to Japan - see, this topic is educational as well.}

 

Bartender> Fool! You spilled a ninja's sake!!

 

uh oh!

 

*runs*

*hides behind flaming pirate*

[flamingstarch]

*puts on pants*

 

*walks into the dojo*

 

SMACK

 

"OWWW"

 

*gets hit by indestructible sign*

*picks up X'terrania*

 

SMACK

 

*hits Alier with X'terrania*

 

X'terrania uses hacking powers to make the sign un-indestructable

 

the sign is broken in half by the force of X'terrania's head

[True Human]

*Meditates to regain strength and focus*

*feels he must retaliate and !@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*inate Aileron The Pirate*

 

*sneaks up behind Aileron as he is occupied*

*Aileron feels the cold steel of a dagger slice across his throat*

 

Mission accomplished. Troob the Ninja awaits for Aileron to respawn

[Aileron]

Wow...this cold steel necklace blocked the dagger and saved my life!!

 

*stabs True Human in the back while he is waiting for me to respawn*

*stabs him again 3 times to make sure he is dead*

*wonders what I stabbed him with...my saber broke three posts back*

*sets the poor chicken back on the ground and washes TH's blood off of it*

 

*notices my sign is broken*

*wonders why flamingstarch did that...he's technically a pirate*

 

*grabs another saber and heads towards the battle between the NPCs*

*hides amidst the NPCs, taking out as many NPC ninjas as possible.*

[Paine]

*feigns an interest in the topic and does somthing involving chickens*

*goes to bed*

[Greased_Lightning]

*walks up to paine* License and Registration...CHICKEN!@#$%^&*ER!!! HA HA HA!!!

 

*shoots some people with some guns, does the pirate chicks, ninja chicks, etc. takes pirate chicks, ninja chicks back to his own village and creates a new civilization of Pirjas or Ninates not sure yet*

[flamingstarch]

meanwhile i am deciding whether to be a pirate or a ninja because X'terrania hacked into me and made me a chicken.

 

(a few posts back)

 

"what the !@#$%^&* is Alier doing with me?"

 

"poor True Human. My beak is really sharp!"

 

*Alier stops and wipes of the blood*

 

*gets grabed by a misterious cloaked figure*

*bad things happen*

 

*greased finally gives me the perfect time to escape*

 

"where the !@#$%^&* are you X'terrania?"

 

*turn back*

 

SIGH!!! PANT!!!

[Bran]

[pirate]

 

HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aileron]

*suddenly a traveling musical group arrives in the villiage*

 

*quickly steals some gold from the NPC ninjas*

*pays band to stop and play*

*requests "Pirates of the Carribean" theme song*

*band plays "Pirates of the Carribean" theme song*

 

*all pirates get pumped up by the music and start laying additional smackdowns on the ninjas*

[flamingstarch]

*realize that i am now a pirate again*

 

"phew"

 

*get !@#$%^&*A pumped up by the Pirates of the Carrabian theme*

 

*stab, shot, decapitate, hang, poison, fart on, and humiliate TH*

 

*start playing the tuba*

*the band likes it and welcomes me to their band*

 

(don't hurt Alier because he requested the theme)

[flamingstarch]

*falls through portal*

 

"ow... where am i?"

"oooh.. am i in Pirates vs Ninja's forum?"

 

"wtf"

[thekidshiny]

*runs from dojo fast and quick usese katana sword to cut vandalism and writes "fishing is for girls" *

* runs back to dojo and gets ninja stars and hides in tree waiting for preay*