The truth be told...

[ER>Auto]

For centuries, our great friends the Ramen have kept us content and full, not only phsically but also full of love and warmth. But now they are being threatened by the evil ER>Tex.

 

He insists on devouring them via microwave cooking.

 

Will you let this go unpunished, or avenge the noodles that please you so.

 

Vote: Better via stove or microwave?

 

Do not let them down!

[Tex]

lol, can there be such a forum post?

 

Microwave

[The Maurauder]

STOVE TOP ALL THE WAY BABY!!! WITH EXTRA SPICES TOO!!!

[Emblazon]

stove (microwaves are for lil kids)

[SeVeR]

SCHRTOP Thiz forum post ist not ready ready yet,,... you need ovens and furnaces that makes the drunakrs believe in cheese in its soft unadultarated form. if microwaves are the answer then please do not fret because i will come soon to deliver you from einen temptation ya. germans are the key, the lqanguage of ze deutsche ist beyond holy influence, you will sur!@#$%^&* only to tragic idiots who looks drunk but who actually smell like peporoni pizzza. The force is with you my friend. RIP Yoda, i'll be with you alway... s ... what are we talking about, oh ya stoves uh.. priceless,I'm gona regret this tomorow

[Emblazon]

bet sever's night was pretty fun lol

[Tex]

lol

[🜲 Samapico]

I WANT APPLES

[NBVegita]

you can't microwave ramen. Its a sin.

[AndurilFlameoftheWest]

"Everybody loves Ramen"

 

Starring: Ray(men) Ramano

 

Featuring Tex as Marie Barrone

Kyla as Debra

Samapico as Frank

and Vile Requiem as Robert

 

*plays theme music*

[Zeke]

One small pot, 3/4 full of water. Put in the ramen, let is boil until it's just right, not too long though, then it'll absorb too much. Drain, add spices, enjoy in the pot or bowl.

 

- Z

[🜲 Samapico]

Hi, I'm Frank the freak... To all who read this: please kill yourself, thanks

[Paine]

You shall not eat... the ramen noodle.

[redhotchilipeppers_chick]

stoooove!!!!

 

i made them in japanese class on the stovetop they turned out really yummy ~mmmmm~

[ER>Auto]

Guess you know what that means...

 

Auto-1, Tex-0.

 

gg

[Tex]

What are you talking about? I SO won.

[ER>Auto]

Oh sorry, forgot you cant count! ^_^

[The Maurauder]

The Maur Method:

Place 1/4 less water than directed into the pan.

Heat until boiling.

Add noodles and spice packet.

Remove from heat.

Let stand until at least 75% of the broth has been absorbed by the noodles.

Pour contents of pan into an adequately sized bowl.

Serve with hamburger bun.

[🜲 Samapico]

My method:

 

Pick up the phone

Dial the number of the nearest pizzeria

Order one, or more, pizza(s)

Wait

Pay the mexican delivery man

Eat the pizza until hungryness level reaches 0, or a negative value, which would mean some food might go out of yourself before it reaches the intestines

Then, open the ramen noodle pack

Keep it open until someone gets rid of it

[Stylez]

Via smash them in the pack while the pack is still closed... Then once it is good and crushed inside "into lil' bits"... open it up, get the seasoning out, poor it in the bag with the crushed noodles, close the open portion of the bag with your hand tightly, shake it up.... Then once good and ready... release your grip of the already open portion of the bag, and dig in.... mmm mmmm good...

 

Stoners come up with the best foods )

[Raem]

Why is a topic of discussion?

[🜲 Samapico]

Via smash them in the pack while the pack is still closed... Then once it is good and crushed inside "into lil' bits"... open it up, get the seasoning out, poor it in the bag with the crushed noodles, close the open portion of the bag with your hand tightly, shake it up.... Then once good and ready... release your grip of the already open portion of the bag, and dig in.... mmm mmmm good...

 

Stoners come up with the best foods )

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Stoners? .. we were doing that in elementary school...

[redhotchilipeppers_chick]

yyeahhh ive been doing that for a lonng time hehe

[tablet]

Stoners? .. we were doing that in elementary school...

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!@#$%^&* you were smokin in Elementary School?

 

fukkin stoner :/

 

My vote: stove

 

Tex you should be shot in the head for the microwaving of Ramen. !@#$%^&* you're from Texas, it's possible, they'll kill people for anything in that state.

 

 

I went on this Civil Air Patrol Camping Expedition thingy and we had to make ramen by puting the ramen block into a bowl and pooring boiling hot water into it and stirring it for like... 5 minutes till it was somewhat edible. Horrible stuff, but when you've been marching in the woods all day in 90 degree weather you'll eat just about anything.

[Greased_Lightning]

What is this ramen you speak of? and why can you not just eat it raw and allow it to soften in your selves?