ER>Auto Posted May 4, 2005 Report Posted May 4, 2005 For centuries, our great friends the Ramen have kept us content and full, not only phsically but also full of love and warmth. But now they are being threatened by the evil ER>Tex. He insists on devouring them via microwave cooking. Will you let this go unpunished, or avenge the noodles that please you so. Vote: Better via stove or microwave? Do not let them down! Quote
Tex Posted May 4, 2005 Report Posted May 4, 2005 lol, can there be such a forum post? Microwave Quote
The Maurauder Posted May 4, 2005 Report Posted May 4, 2005 STOVE TOP ALL THE WAY BABY!!! WITH EXTRA SPICES TOO!!! Quote
SeVeR Posted May 5, 2005 Report Posted May 5, 2005 SCHRTOP Thiz forum post ist not ready ready yet,,... you need ovens and furnaces that makes the drunakrs believe in cheese in its soft unadultarated form. if microwaves are the answer then please do not fret because i will come soon to deliver you from einen temptation ya. germans are the key, the lqanguage of ze deutsche ist beyond holy influence, you will sur!@#$%^&* only to tragic idiots who looks drunk but who actually smell like peporoni pizzza. The force is with you my friend. RIP Yoda, i'll be with you alway... s ... what are we talking about, oh ya stoves uh.. priceless,I'm gona regret this tomorow Quote
AndurilFlameoftheWest Posted May 5, 2005 Report Posted May 5, 2005 "Everybody loves Ramen" Starring: Ray(men) Ramano Featuring Tex as Marie BarroneKyla as DebraSamapico as Frankand Vile Requiem as Robert *plays theme music* Quote
Zeke Posted May 5, 2005 Report Posted May 5, 2005 One small pot, 3/4 full of water. Put in the ramen, let is boil until it's just right, not too long though, then it'll absorb too much. Drain, add spices, enjoy in the pot or bowl. - Z Quote
Samapico Posted May 5, 2005 Report Posted May 5, 2005 Hi, I'm Frank the freak... To all who read this: please kill yourself, thanks Quote
redhotchilipeppers_chick Posted May 5, 2005 Report Posted May 5, 2005 stoooove!!!! i made them in japanese class on the stovetop they turned out really yummy ~mmmmm~ Quote
ER>Auto Posted May 5, 2005 Author Report Posted May 5, 2005 Guess you know what that means... Auto-1, Tex-0. gg Quote
ER>Auto Posted May 5, 2005 Author Report Posted May 5, 2005 Oh sorry, forgot you cant count! ^_^ Quote
The Maurauder Posted May 5, 2005 Report Posted May 5, 2005 The Maur Method:Place 1/4 less water than directed into the pan.Heat until boiling.Add noodles and spice packet.Remove from heat.Let stand until at least 75% of the broth has been absorbed by the noodles.Pour contents of pan into an adequately sized bowl.Serve with hamburger bun. Quote
Samapico Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 My method: Pick up the phoneDial the number of the nearest pizzeriaOrder one, or more, pizza(s)WaitPay the mexican delivery manEat the pizza until hungryness level reaches 0, or a negative value, which would mean some food might go out of yourself before it reaches the intestinesThen, open the ramen noodle packKeep it open until someone gets rid of it Quote
Stylez Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 Via smash them in the pack while the pack is still closed... Then once it is good and crushed inside "into lil' bits"... open it up, get the seasoning out, poor it in the bag with the crushed noodles, close the open portion of the bag with your hand tightly, shake it up.... Then once good and ready... release your grip of the already open portion of the bag, and dig in.... mmm mmmm good... Stoners come up with the best foods ) Quote
Samapico Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 Via smash them in the pack while the pack is still closed... Then once it is good and crushed inside "into lil' bits"... open it up, get the seasoning out, poor it in the bag with the crushed noodles, close the open portion of the bag with your hand tightly, shake it up.... Then once good and ready... release your grip of the already open portion of the bag, and dig in.... mmm mmmm good... Stoners come up with the best foods )<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Stoners? .. we were doing that in elementary school... Quote
redhotchilipeppers_chick Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 yyeahhh ive been doing that for a lonng time hehe Quote
tablet Posted May 7, 2005 Report Posted May 7, 2005 Stoners? .. we were doing that in elementary school...<{POST_SNAPBACK}> !@#$%^&* you were smokin in Elementary School? fukkin stoner :/ My vote: stove Tex you should be shot in the head for the microwaving of Ramen. !@#$%^&* you're from Texas, it's possible, they'll kill people for anything in that state. I went on this Civil Air Patrol Camping Expedition thingy and we had to make ramen by puting the ramen block into a bowl and pooring boiling hot water into it and stirring it for like... 5 minutes till it was somewhat edible. Horrible stuff, but when you've been marching in the woods all day in 90 degree weather you'll eat just about anything. Quote
Greased_Lightning Posted May 7, 2005 Report Posted May 7, 2005 What is this ramen you speak of? and why can you not just eat it raw and allow it to soften in your selves? Quote
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