Greased_Lightning Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 yeah that moving flag confused me too... it got so bad that I started having nightmares about carrying a flag and then finding out that I had no testicles... i would wake up screaming and screaming and no one was there to tuck me back in and bring me a cup of water! I couldn't sleep, I started drinking more and more finally becoming an alcoholic again... My wife left me, I was fired, my grades dropped and I contemplated suicide... then I finally hit rock bottom when I pissed in a baby carriage while in a drunken stupor repeating "Flag or ball? Don't take my balls!" I was arrested and sentenced to psychiatric counseling. Finally, after three weeks in intense therapy and a regimen of electric shock and valium, they released me. I returned to school, work, and found a 5 dollar !@#$%^&* on the corner. She gave me crabs but that was okay. I came back to subspace and found that the flag wsa gone and I could live again, but I will never forget those horrifying days when my life turned inside out and the end nearly swallowed me whole. Co-Owner of Tempest='s Soul since 1902 Ex-Staff 17th Parallel
redhotchilipeppers_chick Posted January 16, 2005 Report Posted January 16, 2005 umm??? Thats... an interesting story. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v708/rhcp_chick88/siggie.jpg
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