MillenniumMan Posted November 16, 2004 Report Posted November 16, 2004 Lets go through the list of those who have abandoned their jobs in the bush cabinet or should... RESIGNED OR EXPECTED TO RESIGN Secretary of Agriculture Whos gonna f*** the sheep?Ann M. Veneman Secretary of CommerceMoney theiving !@#$%^&*! Screw yer tarrifs!Don Evans Department of JusticeBad cop, no donutJohn Ashcroft Secretary of Education H'yuk H'yuk, we raise dumb f***s...Rod Paige Secretary of StateBesides saying sorry for bombing your country and going to big funerals, what does this guy do?Colin Powell Secretary of EnergyHomer Simpson to Mr. Burns' office.Spencer Abraham Secretary of Health & Human ServicesWe can't save the war on terror Mr. President, it's dead...Tommy Thompson NO DECISION MADE Secretary of the InteriorThits wallpaper would look jusht sthuper here! Gale Norton Secretary of DefenseHe'll fight for freedom where ever there's trouble.GI Joe is there!Donald Rumsfeld Secretary of LaborWelcome to McDonalds, may I spit in your food today?Elaine Chao Secretary of TransportationThe wheels on the bus go round and round... round and round...Norman Mineta Secretary of the TreasuryWe have no gold to back up this Fiat currency, so we'll make stuff up as we go along.John Snow Department of Homeland SecuritySEIG HEIL! SEIG HEIL! Ve hev vays of taking your rights! You hev no sey...Tom Ridge Secretary of Veterans AffairsWhen G.I. Joe, has a boo-boo. An-tho-ny is there!Anthony Principi Secretary of Housing & Urban DevelopmentI use run down apartments to run my barn o' !@#$%^&*es on the side Alphonso Jackson[/color] Now for those that I'd like to see running these departments: Secretary of AgricultureAlan T. Hagan (do a web search) Secretary of CommerceSomeone that runs a loading dock for a living. Department of JusticeHarry Callahan Secretary of EducationMary Kay Letourneau-Fualaau Secretary of StateAny Janitor who is willing to clean up other peoples big messes Secretary of EnergyRodney McKay (I know, he's Canadian) Secretary of Health & Human ServicesGeorge Clooney (He played a doctor on TV) Secretary of the InteriorThe gay guys who do the show -*BAD WORD*- eye for the straight guy Secretary of DefenseCharlton Heston Secretary of LaborWoody Harelson Secretary of TransportationAny guy that has a big blue and white hat and makes the trains go CHOOOO CHOOOOO!!! Secretary of the TreasuryAt this point, if you have a desktop printer you could make money more valuable than what they have. Department of Homeland SecurityDisband the whole !@#$%^&*ed nazi cabinet already! But if you're going to refill this position might as well clone Adolph Hitler, almost the same as Ridge anyways. Secretary of Veterans AffairsJohn McCain Secretary of Housing & Urban DevelopmentJessie Jackson (!@#$%^&*hole needs a real job for a change)
Bacchus Posted November 16, 2004 Report Posted November 16, 2004 hhehe, that made me smile But HEston for defense secretary...mh scary!
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