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Lets go through the list of those who have abandoned their jobs in the bush cabinet or should...

 

RESIGNED OR EXPECTED TO RESIGN

 

Secretary of Agriculture Whos gonna f*** the sheep?

Ann M. Veneman

 

Secretary of CommerceMoney theiving !@#$%^&*! Screw yer tarrifs!

Don Evans

 

Department of JusticeBad cop, no donut

John Ashcroft

 

Secretary of Education H'yuk H'yuk, we raise dumb f***s...

Rod Paige

 

Secretary of StateBesides saying sorry for bombing your country and going to big funerals, what does this guy do?

Colin Powell

 

Secretary of EnergyHomer Simpson to Mr. Burns' office.

Spencer Abraham

 

Secretary of Health & Human ServicesWe can't save the war on terror Mr. President, it's dead...

Tommy Thompson

 

NO DECISION MADE

 

Secretary of the InteriorThits wallpaper would look jusht sthuper here! :D

Gale Norton

 

Secretary of DefenseHe'll fight for freedom where ever there's trouble.

GI Joe is there!

Donald Rumsfeld

 

Secretary of LaborWelcome to McDonalds, may I spit in your food today?

Elaine Chao

 

Secretary of TransportationThe wheels on the bus go round and round... round and round...

Norman Mineta

 

Secretary of the TreasuryWe have no gold to back up this Fiat currency, so we'll make stuff up as we go along.

John Snow

 

 

Department of Homeland SecuritySEIG HEIL! SEIG HEIL! Ve hev vays of taking your rights! You hev no sey...

Tom Ridge

 

Secretary of Veterans AffairsWhen G.I. Joe, has a boo-boo. An-tho-ny is there!

Anthony Principi

 

Secretary of Housing & Urban DevelopmentI use run down apartments to run my barn o' !@#$%^&*es on the side B)

Alphonso Jackson

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Now for those that I'd like to see running these departments:

 

Secretary of Agriculture

Alan T. Hagan (do a web search)

 

Secretary of Commerce

Someone that runs a loading dock for a living.

 

Department of Justice

Harry Callahan

 

Secretary of Education

Mary Kay Letourneau-Fualaau

 

Secretary of State

Any Janitor who is willing to clean up other peoples big messes

 

Secretary of Energy

Rodney McKay (I know, he's Canadian)

 

Secretary of Health & Human Services

George Clooney (He played a doctor on TV)

 

Secretary of the Interior

The gay guys who do the show -*BAD WORD*- eye for the straight guy

 

Secretary of Defense

Charlton Heston

 

Secretary of Labor

Woody Harelson

 

Secretary of Transportation

Any guy that has a big blue and white hat and makes the trains go CHOOOO CHOOOOO!!!

 

Secretary of the Treasury

At this point, if you have a desktop printer you could make money more valuable than what they have.

 

Department of Homeland Security

Disband the whole !@#$%^&*ed nazi cabinet already! But if you're going to refill this position might as well clone Adolph Hitler, almost the same as Ridge anyways.

 

Secretary of Veterans Affairs

John McCain

 

Secretary of Housing & Urban Development

Jessie Jackson (!@#$%^&*hole needs a real job for a change)

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