GhettoSmurf Posted August 28, 2004 Report Posted August 28, 2004 and while he was away, kent came in and bricked the beer bottles away, so tempest got beaten to death for not having the beers
Delic Posted August 28, 2004 Report Posted August 28, 2004 suddenly, out of nowhere, bombs fall over the mountains and... the.. old wise man dies. Tempest gets away with slight head injury, but unfortunately he has forgotten the old wise man's answer Tempest sighs as he opens the cooler and stares at the two beers SUDDENLY HE GOT THE BEST IDEA HE EVER HAD... http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/9940/makaveliaq0.jpg
kentbrockman Posted August 28, 2004 Report Posted August 28, 2004 must be shared, for the above screw up Delic> I don't know what to post in the story threadkentbrockm> say that kent went in and bricked the beer bottles away, and that tempest gets beaten to death for not having beer Delic> too late Delic> postedkentbrockm> ok, i hope my post is 'clean' enoughkentbrockm> kentbrockm> ."the old wise man in the mountains turned out to be talion. talion told tempest to bring the two brown water. but what to make the water brown with? " Delic> gah not talion!kentbrockm> ...GhettoSmur> omg its talion! Delic> GODAMIT ghettoGhettoSmur> huh? Delic> I was typing a reply AND U RUINED IT Delic> IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT Delic> YOU RUINED THE STORYGhettoSmur> hahahahahah...ha Delic> I'M NEVER GONNA READ THE FORUM AGAIN Delic> I'm that guy.GhettoSmur> so ull stop being such a forum -*BAD WORD*-? Delic> I own it..hehehehehheheheheehhhGhettoSmur> o wait, that was talions old !@#$%^&*le! omg ur talion returned to argue w himself to get more ppl to pay attention to his posts! Delic> haihaihakentbrockm> ghetto!!!! what about the brown water!! Delic> edit your post to -nt- Delic> so we can continue the storykentbrockm> yes.. Delic> without you ruining itGhettoSmur> can i just edit it to somethin about the water? Delic> no!!kentbrockm> yes Delic> jkkentbrockm> ..no? Delic> lol Delic> sureGhettoSmur> well, kent inspired me to write that, so he ruined it! Delic> do what uw antGhettoSmur> its all kents faulte!kentbrockm> that was before delic said something?kentbrockm> its delics fault!kentbrockm> -*BAD WORD*- you delickentbrockm> stupid sexy delic Delic> GHETTO'S FAULT Delic> dam I have the perfect post all typed outkentbrockm> its talions faultGhettoSmur> well, its forum admins fault for opening the forum to begin w Delic> I'll just ignore ghetto's postkentbrockm> its the creater of subspace's fault Delic> k posted, ignoring ghetto's post =PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPGhettoSmur> would it be acceptable to say "so talion killed tempest, died his blood brown, and gave it to greased and sama"? Delic> lolGhettoSmur> werr, temp killed tal Delic> talion dies Delic> by bombs Delic> I posted Delic> !GhettoSmur> omg u ruined my post! Delic> lol Delic> it was doomed already I figured out how to change my signature =)
thelordoftheland Posted August 28, 2004 Report Posted August 28, 2004 tempest dranked the two beers himself. and gave his pals his stash of pot instead. ---- omg! kent!! you totally screwed me up!! i'm never forgiving you!!!
kentbrockman Posted August 28, 2004 Report Posted August 28, 2004 ok, to fix this, no posts after my last serious one count. and ghettos from the log counts, so ---- so tempest killed talion, died his blood brown, and gave it to greased, telson and sama. The trio were all very satisfied with there beer -*BAD WORD*-. Now all they needed was a girlfriend. So they... I figured out how to change my signature =)
Delic Posted August 28, 2004 Report Posted August 28, 2004 asked Telson aka Telsonella if (s)he'd be up for it, Telsonella happily agreed and asked where to begin.. http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/9940/makaveliaq0.jpg
GhettoSmurf Posted August 28, 2004 Report Posted August 28, 2004 they begin by feasting on genius288s brains, making them stupider than they already are for dating telson.
kentbrockman Posted August 28, 2004 Report Posted August 28, 2004 there new found stupidity makes them type ?squadjoin=-=kent=-:kenting. now enjoying ?go #kent, and everything else in kent squad, they are no longer bored. meanwhile, kyla and cokey are having a compe!@#$%^&*ion to decide... I figured out how to change my signature =)
Delic Posted August 28, 2004 Report Posted August 28, 2004 who can stay in this zone the longest, because understandably they really can't stand it anymore. Anyways Kyla wins and Cokey leaves because she has no patience and she's tookool4thisgame and umm... sigh I sukk at this!!!! lälälä http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/9940/makaveliaq0.jpg
kentbrockman Posted August 28, 2004 Report Posted August 28, 2004 because of cokey's absense, the fanboys get very angry and protest! mikethenose cant take it from these fanboys anymore, and decides to give the zone a new owner. So the new owner, I figured out how to change my signature =)
Delic Posted August 28, 2004 Report Posted August 28, 2004 (who will remain nameless for his/her own safety) decides to.. http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/9940/makaveliaq0.jpg
pernille Posted August 28, 2004 Author Report Posted August 28, 2004 Lock everyone in weasels and prize them with engine shutdown,for the -*BAD WORD*- of it.In the meantime in spec chat Delic is telling sentimental love stories about BOB,everyone laffs and makes fun of him.The new owner gets tired of the prizing and gives it back to Mike,as the enemy freq decides that they are tired of kents bricking them and half the freq changes to sharks and begin to hunt him down,then very unexpected noriaki> once more and i swear im suspendedCreatiX)>you cant get something to work if u do it on ur own ^^
GhettoSmurf Posted August 28, 2004 Report Posted August 28, 2004 kent gets in a wb and kills something! everyone else realizes how dumb their shark attack is, so they all get in terrs and rep the -*BAD WORD*- outa him, until kent discovers he's The One and starts ignoring reps...
Greased_Lightning Posted August 29, 2004 Report Posted August 29, 2004 ...stole the hot chick from kent's forum avatar and took her back to their place...but they decided to be nice and replaced the hot juggly chick with a new girly... Rosie O'Donnell, who started .... Co-Owner of Tempest='s Soul since 1902 Ex-Staff 17th Parallel
GhettoSmurf Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 ...looking for a surgeon. once she finds one, she gets a sex change and maries liza minelli's husband and beats him...
kentbrockman Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 at speedball. Meanwhile, Apple Pie returned to 17th parallel, finally, and... I figured out how to change my signature =)
pernille Posted September 1, 2004 Author Report Posted September 1, 2004 Acted very hyper cause he had to much coffe,he calls Vile a newbie and asks Rifleman if he wanna pie wreastle.at the same time in east base DKR is cursing his heart out cause Naedhaha keeps noriaki> once more and i swear im suspendedCreatiX)>you cant get something to work if u do it on ur own ^^
X`terrania Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 stealing all the pies that DKR puts on his window,back in the center; Rifle agrees to the pie wrestle and Vile agrees to ref it, but it's all a joke.
DaKillaRoach Posted September 1, 2004 Report Posted September 1, 2004 Naed joins in with the full complement of pies from Me (Grrr... pie thief). Flinging them violently at both Vile and Rifle he doesn't notice the huge... http://server5.uploadit.org/files/BlackEvil-Roach4.jpg~ ~ ~ ~ ~Apple PieYou get to suck titties in tw? Seems like I been playin in the wrong zone..... Closest thing you can get to that in 17th is when Cokey asks you to attach.Bless X'TerGod Tex you're fucking dumb, my name is X` not X'.Look at your keyboard once in awhile, moron.DKRDon't you think the quote thing looks snazzy in a sig?
GhettoSmurf Posted September 2, 2004 Report Posted September 2, 2004 pecker! wait, that's not a wood pecker, it looks like someones...
Vile Requiem Posted September 2, 2004 Report Posted September 2, 2004 Teacher> Wang! Pay attention! Wang> Sorry, I was distracted by the large...
GhettoSmurf Posted September 2, 2004 Report Posted September 2, 2004 privates! we have reports of an unidentified flying object. it is a long smooth shaft, complete with... 2 balls! the pub players didn't know what to do with them both. overwhelm by the prospect of scoring twice with one base attack, or the even harder task of attacking to score while simultaneouslt defending their goal, most players ignored both options and flew around killing in the spawn zone until...
DaKillaRoach Posted September 2, 2004 Report Posted September 2, 2004 (Omg... what did I start there... thats going to haunt this thread now...) a great voice of geekiness down from the heavens. OMGZZZ RUMBLE IZ LYK ST4RTN6 IN 5 SEXXONDZ!!!11 TYP3 ?GORUMBLE NOWZZZZ - The Maurauder With that many confused pubbers looked at each while Delic, famed for his skills in the Rumble department... http://server5.uploadit.org/files/BlackEvil-Roach4.jpg~ ~ ~ ~ ~Apple PieYou get to suck titties in tw? Seems like I been playin in the wrong zone..... Closest thing you can get to that in 17th is when Cokey asks you to attach.Bless X'TerGod Tex you're fucking dumb, my name is X` not X'.Look at your keyboard once in awhile, moron.DKRDon't you think the quote thing looks snazzy in a sig?
Arianax Posted September 2, 2004 Report Posted September 2, 2004 While a few of the more immature ones giggled. but to Maur's rescue came Naed, who was still covered in... Wow
X`terrania Posted September 2, 2004 Report Posted September 2, 2004 Erection juice from his fun with MikeTheNose earlier, Delic's eyes lit up at the sound of the rumble bell as it began, then maur it's all a joke.
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